Randomness thread, part two.

[OngBonga]

who the fuck is eugmac.

That fucking banana.

[kiwiMark]

I will also defend your claim of being a villager with eugmac's life.

[bigred]

For the bored who want something awesome: Rock In Rio - 2011 - Slipknot - Full Show - YouTube

[bigred]

53:30 in is when the best song starts

[jyms]

Who the fuck has time in their day to listen to 53 mins of Slipnot?

[supa]

First sign of the apocalypse- Ong has a green square.

[jyms]

Funny you mention that, I was looking at the green squares in the mmebership ranks and there are very few high ranking green squares, bikes, halv, gmml and rilla seem to be loved "dudes" not sure what happened after that

[kiwiMark]

bikes, gmml et al started giving away and taking rep points in large quantities with their god powers and so us normal folks stopped using it I guess

[Pascal]

Probably what angry bird said, I'm pretty sure the default rep plugin means the more rep you have the more rep you give/take away and you tend to end up with a few imba people who can destroy/massively increase your rep count of months in one click.

Does that mean no one still uses rep?

[OngBonga]

My last 3 reps have all been +, it's a pb.

I've started using it now I'm green. I've started rotating between courtie, shotty and chelle. I've figured out you need to rep three other people in between repping the same person, so I have to pick one more random to keep up the rotation. I've lost count of the times I've read "You must spread some reputation around before giving it to chelle again.". I mean to be brutally honest it offends me that miserable old bikes has ridic rep while chelle, clearly the greatest person on the internet, has only just gone two bars. What the fuck is wrong with you people? So I'm on a mission to correct the wrongs of the reputation system, quick, while I'm green. I made chelle's and shotty's rep go two bars, and courite just went three, all because of me. I feel warm inside. I'm gonna have a fap.

If you fuckers neg me back to red, well you're just being mean to the girls.

[OngBonga]

I'm also a fucking hypocrite because I even left bikes some +rep. But occasionally he deserves it. Just occasionally.

[rong]

I'm so tempted to neg rep you for kicks

[OngBonga]

I'd consider it bullying. I'd cry myself to sleep.

[rong]

Post that in the ww forum, it seems you get a free pass on the first day of lynching.

[kiwiMark]

I hate red people cos when they give me rep it's gray and I have to guess if it was supposed to be downrep or uprep

[jackvance]

I never gave (or took) rep, and don't have any either lol.

EDIT: ok now I gave some rep and I got one.. weird system..

[OngBonga]

I gave you +rep because I noticed you were grey. I make a difference.

[Jack Sawyer]

Bitches gonna bitch

A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn’t want you to sit next to an unpleasant person.” Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

[rong]

Link?

[Jack Sawyer]

Link?

PRIME EXTRAVAGANCE - Bitch Be Served (must read)
snopes.com: Obnoxious Airline Passengers

[rong]

I was really hoping that was legit.

[bikes]

[8:38:23 AM] (FTR) Stacks:
[8:39:02 AM] (FTR) Stacks: Jehovah's witnesses make a silent video against masturbating for deaf people. This music is then dubbed over it.

[givememyleg]

i think bikes gave me like a million rep one day, and no you can't have it you socialist parasites.

[Chelle]

It's a Tool kind of night.

Tool - Lateralus - YouTube

[bikes]

old man take a look at my life cause i'm a lot like you

[rong]

Good toon dat

[Pascal]

can everyone see new badges?

[eugmac]

Yes. Up-rep me please for this highly useful post.

[rong]

I could on my phone earlier but can't on ff now.

[bikes]

weeeeeeeeeeee comedown.

[eugmac]

yay three boxes, but somebody left an anonymous message with the last upvote i received, calling me a "marmy twat". i demand an explanation as to what exactly that means.

edit: i do suspect one of the britons might be responsible. does marmy have anything to do with marmite?

[Pascal]

You've gone up a green square!

[eugmac]

i mean i hope it doesn't have to do with marmite. that shit is fucking nasty.

[Pascal]

Urban Dictionary: smarmy imo

[dthorne04]

HI PASCAL I HEAR YOU KNOW A CERTAIN LONG HAIRED IRISHMAN FRIEND OF MINE

[Pascal]

yesssssssssssssss

norn irish tho!

[givememyleg]

HAHA IT WAS ME

[dthorne04]

haha pascal. jono's in canada now. though the silly fucker decided to live like 2500 km away.

HEY CARL GTFO

[a500lbgorilla]

Pretty good article answering the question "Which one song describes the American Dream?"

My American Dream Sounds Like The Jackson 5 : The Record : NPR

Definitely listen to it.

[a500lbgorilla]

22000 posts. Doing it right.

[Pascal]

haha pascal. jono's in canada now. though the silly fucker decided to live like 2500 km away.

HEY CARL GTFO

yea I know! Would love to visit ohcanada but it's so far away Visited belfast lots because it was so close and got to fly in goat airplanes with tiny little propellers

[Chelle]

I'd like to visit snow ppl land.

But -being from da souf, I would become a Chelle-flavored popcicle.

[dthorne04]

For the bored who want something awesome: Rock In Rio - 2011 - Slipknot - Full Show - YouTube

speaking of full shows:

Thrice - Live at the House of Blues - YouTube

absolutely amazing thrice concert from 2008 at the house of blues. weird that someone uploaded it four years later cause i've never seen it on youtube before. really good shit though.

[dthorne04]

yea I know! Would love to visit ohcanada but it's so far away Visited belfast lots because it was so close and got to fly in goat airplanes with tiny little propellers

man up and fly out pal, bring tim too. lots of fat girls in canada fwiw

[Pascal]

man up and fly out pal, bring tim too. lots of fat girls in canada fwiw

u know cookies? (sun)

[OngBonga]

Marmite is indeed nasty. People who eat that shit should have their balls cut off, or their ovaries removed, to stop them breeding. My ex liked Marmite, and I wouldn't kiss her after she'd eaten some, but I would kiss her after she'd sucked my dick. That's how nasty Marmite is, nastier than my spunk.

[kiwiMark]

NZ marmite is great

[OngBonga]

NZ marmite is great

You lie, if this were true, then my friend in NZ wouldn't be asking us guys to send her some British Marmite over.

She also asks for cheese and onion Walker's crisps.

[kiwiMark]

You already said british Marmite is rubbish - if NZ marmite was rubbish too then maybe she would like it since she clearly likes rubbish things.

[bikes]

don't remind me, i'm a chickadee in love with the sky

[boost]

Pretty good article answering the question "Which one song describes the American Dream?"

My American Dream Sounds Like The Jackson 5 : The Record : NPR

Definitely listen to it.

this was pretty awesome. I feel stupid for never seeing TWBB as a telling of the American dream, sans rosy lenses...

[OngBonga]

Aw no more rep? Haha so finally we figured out how to abuse it, so you take it off us.

Well I got to four bars, and had 11 +reps in a row. You can't take that away from me. EVER.

Actually I'm glad it's gone. I hated it. And despite vowing to never neg anyone, I still negged people who annoyed me. And felt bad about it. Because I'm that kind of guy. A hypocrite.

[givememyleg]

i only took it away because you started to get the green bars and we can't have that.

[OngBonga]

I believe you.

[BennyLaRue]

Actually I'm glad it's gone. I hated it. And despite vowing to never neg anyone, I still negged people who annoyed me. And felt bad about it. Because I'm that kind of guy. A hypocrite.

Have you ever read A Long Way Down by Nick Hornby? You remind me of Jess so much except with fewer vinginas.

[Chelle]

But what about me
I was getting popular damnit.

PEOPLE WERE LOVING ME!

[OngBonga]

Jess Crichton - Jess is an eighteen-year-old girl with family problems. She does not have any real friends. Jess tends to easily irritate others as she tends to say everything that comes to her mind, without considering the feelings of others. Jess' father is a local politician and the family is completed by her mother. Her sister Jen, who is very important to her, left the family a few years ago and is thought to have committed suicide. The whole family, especially the mother and Jess, are still very upset about it. Jess uses a lot of slang terms, and says the word "fuck" often. She doesn't respect the feelings of the other characters, and as such is not close with any of them. She often argues with Martin because it bothers her that he is everything she dislikes: educated and rather arrogant, features that fit to her father, too. Her relationship with her parents is tense because her mother accuses her of having stolen a pair of earrings from her sister Jen which the mother had left in Jen's untouched room. She is the one who convinces the group not to jump immediately but, instead, to find her ex-boyfriend. She wants to commit suicide by jumping from the tower block because of her family problems and losing her ex-boyfriend though it's also slightly impulsive, brought on by attending a party downstairs in Toppers House.

lol

No, not read the book. Might add it to my list of "would like to read but never will".

[kiwiMark]

How will I go back and reminisce over times people thought I was funny, annoying or grey?

[rong]

Why is it that if I stay up late, let's say til 2am, playing xbox or poker or watching a film or reading a book or w/e and then wake up at 6am I'm absolutely knackered, but if I stay up having sex I wake up fine?

(nb solo sex not included so don't get excited thinking you can wank yourselves sore all night and wake to feeling refreshed)

[jyms]

Easy call. Look up Circadian rhythms and do some reading. Seeing TV or computers makes you think the sun is up in you body so when you fall asleep your not ready to sleep. Fucking is a natural night time activity.

[NightGizmo]

This program is supposed to help with that, if you use the computer at night: f.lux: software to make your life better.

It adjusts your video card's color balance after sundown. Specific light frequencies hitting your eye tell your body that it's daytime, so your body doesn't produce melatonin (an important hormone for sleeping). You can also try taking melatonin at night, it's a natural sleep aid.

[bikes]

gunnars yo

[jyms]

Ya gunnars are supposed to be good, but costly. i use F.lux because 2 x 24" Acers can burn out your eyes after a while.

[Pascal]

I've used f.lux for what seems like ages and it's confirmed great

[Jack Sawyer]

gunnars yo

This.

Plus, I use "work at night" on the mac personally, and it's good too, but manual.

[bigred]

Just installed f.lux and I'm really liking it

[BooG690]

Just installed f.lux and I'm really liking it

Is the software light?

[jyms]

very

[a500lbgorilla]

In the wake of the death of Christopher Stevens in Libya and continued protests across the middle east, I've been pretty warmed to the way the new democratic governments have handled the situation. Which is to say poorly, but with a distinct attention towards their people.

Democracy isn't easy.

[BooG690]

FTR way back when.

[jyms]

Hehe, ya, this is where I remember

FTR Poker Forum - Poker Strategy Guides & Online Poker Community

[bikes]

May I remind you? This is a dream, and in dreams you can do anything you darn please.

[jackvance]

At the wedding yesterday (the one for which I made the movie, big hit) I was on the dancefloor when this cute girl (niece of the bride) came to me to dance. I chatted with her a bit, not sure how it came to talking about this, I'm pretty forward I guess, but she told me she was a lesbian and not interested in having sex with me (or men in general). So I told her I had been having good success the past few weeks picking up girls, and we could go out together and try to pick up a girl together to have a threesome. She was totally down with that and gave me her number.

But I dunno if it is actually gonna happen, sounds a bit too good to be true :P. Gonna call her tomorrow probably and see. Regardless that was a pretty funny conversation

[bigred]

At the wedding yesterday (the one for which I made the movie, big hit) I was on the dancefloor when this cute girl (niece of the bride) came to me to dance. I chatted with her a bit, not sure how it came to talking about this, I'm pretty forward I guess, but she told me she was a lesbian and not interested in having sex with me (or men in general). So I told her I had been having good success the past few weeks picking up girls, and we could go out together and try to pick up a girl together to have a threesome. She was totally down with that and gave me her number.

But I dunno if it is actually gonna happen, sounds a bit too good to be true :P. Gonna call her tomorrow probably and see. Regardless that was a pretty funny conversation

Trip report required

[givememyleg]

wow f.lux: software to make your life better is titties