ITT m2m drops knowledge bombs

[spoonitnow]

<m2m> why the fuck
<m2m> do u morons think
<m2m> call 2 streets
<m2m> then JAM
<m2m> OVER A FUCKING RIVER BARREL
<m2m> LOOKS BLUFFY???
<m2m> LIKE L O FUCKING L?
<m2m> R U FUCKING KIDDING ME

[spoonitnow]

<m2m> HOW IS DOUBLE FLOAT ON PAIRED BOARD AND JAMMING RIVER
<m2m> NOT SCREAMING LIKE
<m2m> I HAVE THE FUCKING NUTS

[spoonitnow]

<m2m> WELL U KNOW
<m2m> CUZ I BET RIVER
<m2m> AFTER BETTING FLOP AND TURN
<m2m> AFTER OPENING UTG
<m2m> AND THIS GUY JAMS
<m2m> OK
<m2m> HE MUST BE BLUFFING
<m2m> AFTER CALLING MY FIRST
<m2m> AND SECOND BARREL
<m2m> CUZ U KNOW
<m2m> I LOOK WEAK

[dafu]

lol last two posts made me laugh. Sorry if <m2m> is you...

[Carroters]

Yeah you morons do need to think about why the hell you think shit like this.

[Imthenewfish]

lol last two posts made me laugh. Sorry if <m2m> is you...

y would u not want to be <m2m> here??

[daven]

y would u not want to be <m2m> here??

+1

[oskar]

y would u not want to be <m2m> here??

Because you enjoy the touch of a woman every now and again?

[dafu]

y would u not want to be <m2m> here??

Feel sorry for him. Going on tilt f***en sucks. They aren't respecting his raises and shoving. Don't know how I would handle this if it happened to me. Call win go smoke a cig? Call loose, curse like hell then go smoke a cig. Either way I am smoking a cigarette. lol. I need to quit smoking. That reminds me... I AM GOING OUT TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE LOL

[Imthenewfish]

why do u assume he's on tilt?

[dafu]

why do u assume he's on tilt?

The way he is wording everything and dropping the f bomb every couple sentences in the first two sections. I could just imagine him really pissed off shouting at his monitor telling the other players how stupid they are. Also sounds like something Phil Hellmuth would say.

[Imthenewfish]

could this assumption possibly be a self reflection (?)

[dafu]

No I don't think so. I rarely go on tilt IMO. When I am playing poker I try to avoid it as much as possible. Sure I get irritated sometimes but I don't lose my cool. I try to forget about it and move on to the next hands.

[dafu]

I certainly wouldn't do what I said in the above reply's exept for smoking a cigarette. If villan made a bad play/call/shove prelfop with jack sh** and knocked me out of a tournament. I will tell them that they are stupid but I won't do the other stuff.

[d0zer]

The way he is wording everything and dropping the f bomb every couple sentences in the first two sections. I could just imagine him really pissed off shouting at his monitor telling the other players how stupid they are. Also sounds like something Phil Hellmuth would say.

m2m can be very emotionally unstable, especially during menstruation.

[Carroters]

Well you try going from da 0.000000005NLs to the 800,000,000NLs and tell me how sane you are.

[spoonitnow]

I would be extremely surprised if m2m was tilting while any of the OPs were made.

[Micro2Macro]

The way he is wording everything and dropping the f bomb every couple sentences in the first two sections. I could just imagine him really pissed off shouting at his monitor telling the other players how stupid they are. Also sounds like something Phil Hellmuth would say.

lol why is there an assumption being made that I am on tilt?
I wasn't even playing poker when I typed out those lines, it was in the IRC chat...

If villan made a bad play/call/shove prelfop with jack sh** and knocked me out of a tournament. I will tell them that they are stupid but I won't do the other stuff.

what could be worse than this? you're basically saying you get tilted when someone knocks you out of a tournament by making a bad play. why should this bother you? you should be happy you're facing poor play whenever you get knocked out of a tournament. if this isn't obvious to you then a new thread needs to be started because tilt has nothing to do with the OP's in this thread.

As for the OP's that were by spoon, did anyone do any thinking about what was said?

[surviva316]

<m2m> HOW IS DOUBLE FLOAT ON PAIRED BOARD AND JAMMING RIVER
<m2m> NOT SCREAMING LIKE
<m2m> I HAVE THE FUCKING NUTS

lol. if only people did ever actually fold to me when i'm only repping 4 combos, ever

[kfaess]

lol

[Openside]

As for the OP's that were by spoon, did anyone do any thinking about what was said?

I didn't interpret the OP as tilt bc ppl aren't respecting his raises. I took the OP to be m2m yelling at somebody (me) for playing their (my) hand and not villains. Oh, you limp called my raise PF, floated my flop Cbet and are raising my turn bet on a rag board? I have pocket AA so imna shove over the top. This is bad mmmm-kay!

[daven]

bump

and wtf preflop

$0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Holdem
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($27.03) 108bb
UTG+1 ($25) 100bb
MP1 ($27.24) 109bb
MP2 ($36.08) 144bb
MP3 ($7.94) 32bb
CO ($26.82) 107bb
daven (BTN) ($38.80) 155bb
SB ($29.14) 117bb
BB ($25) 100bb

Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 9 players) daven is BTN
5 folds, CO calls $0.25, daven raises to $0.62, 2 folds, CO calls $0.37

Flop: ($1.59, 2 players)
CO checks, daven bets $1.10, CO calls $1.10

Turn: ($3.79, 2 players)
CO checks, daven bets $3.50, CO calls $3.50

River: ($10.79, 2 players)
CO checks, daven bets $7.70, CO raises to $19.25, daven folds ...