Funny tiltly table chat

Great thread for entertainment!

JFC turn the damn chatbox off. Makes life much easier.

Funny shit tho

This one is long, but it highlights 2 things:

1- We had a douchebag at the table who was burning the SnG clock the whole time.
2- There was 1 player who couldn't stop talking about it.

LOL

xiphd has 15 seconds left to act
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art1909 folds

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art1909: xiphd get up!!!!!!!!!
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art1909: idiot
art1909: Lithuana!!!!!!
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art1909: IDIOT
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xiphd checks

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art1909: it is not laughing already
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art1909: &%!!ING!!!!!!!!!!
art1909: \MORON
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art1909: xiphd
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art1909: IDIOT
art1909: GET UP YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!
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art1909: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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art1909: xiphd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
art1909: IDIOT
art1909: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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xiphd is sitting out
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art1909: what is hapenning?
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art1909: with him?
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art1909: is anybody hear me?!!!!
PokerMatt2011: yep
art1909: what yep?
art1909: what is it?
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art1909 folds
art1909: with him?
xiphd has returned
PokerMatt2011: he's not paying attention or his connection sucks, probably the former
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art1909: what are you doing??
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xiphd checks
*** FLOP *** [Js Ts 8d]
art1909: call?????
vsa_cool bets 120
xiphd folds

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art1909: IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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xiphd folds
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xiphd has returned

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xiphd has returned

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