Couple of the dumbest things I saw today

This hand is only funny for its history. Opposition only bets a big hand. Opposition only raises monsters. Hence, turn minraise was a set almost always. I knew he couldn't lay it down on the river.

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
SB: $54.90
Hero: $56.15

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 3 K
SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: 2 5 9 ($1, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB checks.

Turn: A ($1, 2 players)
Hero bets $1, SB raises to $2, Hero calls.

River: J ($5, 2 players)
Hero is all-in $53.65, SB calls all-in $52.4.
Uncalled bets: $1.25 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $109.8
Hero shows 3C KC
SB shows 5H 5D

Me and opp have a history - we were heads up when the table just opened up, and I lost a stack and a half to him in ways I don't wish to discuss. I wanted some of my moneys back, and he was a PURE donkey, so I was jumping into many pots he seemed to be interested in. Then this hand happened:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

SB ($9)
BB ($41)
UTG ($8.85)
UTG+1 ($9.25)
MP1 ($48.30)
Hero ($24.10)
MP3 ($3.15)
CO ($25)
Button ($15.20)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with , .
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, MP1 raises to $0.5, Hero calls $0.50, 3 folds, BB calls $0.25, UTG calls $0.25.

Flop: ($2.10) , , (5 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, MP1 bets $2.1, Hero calls $2.10, BB folds, UTG folds.

Turn: ($6.30) (3 players)
MP1 bets $2, Hero raises to $9, MP1 calls $7.

River: ($24.30) (3 players)
MP1 bets $8.75, Hero raises to $12.5 (All-In), MP1 calls $3.75.

Final Pot: $49.30

Results:
MP1 has 7h Kd (one pair, jacks).
Hero has Th Jd (three of a kind, jacks).
CO has (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $49.30.

Yes yes, I suppose he DID have the gutshot draw on the turn, which is why I suppose he stayed in. But of course that would give me a full house, so actually on the flop he's drawing to running K's.

Hand from the FTR gauntlet vs the mighty Bigspenda.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (7 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP2 (t2627)
Hero (t1425)
Button (t1475)
SB (t2073)
BB (t1420)
UTG (t1340)
MP1 (t1670)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K, J.
2 folds, MP2 raises to t90, Hero calls t90, Button calls t90, 2 folds.

Flop: (t315) J, J, 3 (3 players)
MP2 bets t215, Hero calls t215, Button folds.

Turn: (t745) 2 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets t360, MP2 calls t360.

River: (t1465) K (2 players)
MP2 bets t750, Hero raises to t760, MP2 calls t10.

Final Pot: t2985

MP2 has 3d Kd (two pair, kings and jacks).
Hero has Kh Jh (full house, jacks full of kings).
Outcome: Hero wins t2985.

lol.

PokerStars Game #13567604887: Tournament #68817905, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/11/30 - 18:15:20 (ET)
Table '68817905 10' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: ashyforfsv (2985 in chips)
Seat 2: placebo33 (1730 in chips)
Seat 3: Avi_Tristan (2705 in chips)
Seat 4: irishboar (1335 in chips)
Seat 5: 123GoMatty (3585 in chips)
Seat 6: matt5181 (1255 in chips)
Seat 7: madazfuq (1435 in chips)
Seat 8: SonofCount (1260 in chips)
Seat 9: goal300 (2785 in chips)
123GoMatty: posts small blind 25
matt5181: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Avi_Tristan [6d Kh]
madazfuq: folds
SonofCount: folds
goal300: folds
ashyforfsv: folds
placebo33: raises 50 to 100
Avi_Tristan: folds
irishboar: calls 100
123GoMatty: folds
matt5181: folds
*** FLOP *** [6h Jh Ad]
placebo33: bets 50
irishboar: calls 50
*** TURN *** [6h Jh Ad] [Td]
placebo33: bets 150
irishboar: calls 150
*** RIVER *** [6h Jh Ad Td] [Qs]
placebo33: bets 100
matt5181 is disconnected
irishboar: calls 100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
placebo33: shows [Jd Ac] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
irishboar: shows [As Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
irishboar collected 875 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 875 | Rake 0
Board [6h Jh Ad Td Qs]
Seat 1: ashyforfsv folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: placebo33 showed [Jd Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 3: Avi_Tristan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: irishboar (button) showed [As Ah] and won (875) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 5: 123GoMatty (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: matt5181 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: madazfuq folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: SonofCount folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: goal300 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Value is for suckers!

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-55250498-784
Table HazeHeaven82's HE, 5 Dec 2007 1:20 AM ET

Seat 5: alphac4 ($49.00 in chips)
Seat 6: isoP ($45.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Shales_LOL ($143.80 in chips)
Seat 9: Galapogos [ Q,J ] ($215.30 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Shales_LOL posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
alphac4 calls $1, isoP folds, Shales_LOL folds, Galapogos checks.

Flop [board cards 4,5,7 ]
Galapogos checks, alphac4 checks.

Turn [board cards 4,5,7,2 ]
Galapogos checks, alphac4 checks.

River [board cards 4,5,7,2,6 ]
Galapogos checks, alphac4 checks.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ Q,J ]
alphac4 shows [ T,2 ]
alphac4 wins $2.40.

Rye_whiskeys stats were 12/7, only after 50 hands but still, how odd...

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-55266278-581
Table Duedelingen, 5 Dec 2007 1:48 AM ET

Seat 2: Galapogos [ A,J ] ($110.05 in chips)
Seat 6: rye whiskey ($83.40 in chips)
Seat 8: lufra ($54.60 in chips)
Seat 9: foreground ($112.15 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
lufra posts blind ($0.50), foreground posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Galapogos bets $4, rye whiskey calls $4, lufra bets $15, foreground folds, Galapogos folds, rye whiskey calls $11.50.

Flop [board cards 3,3,7 ]
lufra bets $39.10 and is all-in, rye whiskey calls $39.10.

Turn [board cards 3,3,7,7 ]

River [board cards 3,3,7,7,J ]

SHOWDOWN
lufra shows [ A,K ]
rye whiskey shows [ Q,J ]
rye whiskey wins $112.20.

Simple, He let his cat play that hand...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($104.90)
UTG ($28.40)
MP ($50.40)
CO ($181)
Button ($100)
SB ($115.55)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, A.
UTG raises to $3, 3 folds, SB raises to $31, Hero raises to $104.9, UTG folds, SB calls $73.90.

Flop: ($212.80) A, K, 8 (2 players)

Turn: ($212.80) 8 (2 players)

River: ($212.80) 9 (2 players)

Final Pot: $212.80

SB has 2s 2h (two pair, eights and twos).
Hero has As Ac (full house, aces full of eights).
Outcome: Hero wins $212.80.

Remember kids, gotta protect your preflop raises. This was a $100 buy-in donkament, I honestly expected more.


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, T4-55788807-12
played at "Sudbury" for USD TC from 2007-12-11 18:13 until 2007-12-11 18:15

Seat 1: troulism ($1,749 in chips)
Seat 2: uete13 ($3,947 in chips)
Seat 3: blunder1982 ($1,940 in chips)
Seat 4: brooke_ass ($1,900 in chips)
Seat 5: PokerStarBoe ($2,240 in chips)
Seat 6: hsvhsv ($1,980 in chips)
Seat 7: sailfun ($1,885 in chips)
Seat 9: chigui ($2,439 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ 5,5 ] ($1,920 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($15), troulism posts blind ($30).

Pre-Flop
uete13 calls $30, blunder1982 folds, brooke_ass folds, PokerStarBoe calls $30, hsvhsv folds, sailfun folds, chigui calls $30, Galapogos calls $15, troulism bets $80, uete13 calls $80, PokerStarBoe calls $80, chigui folds, Galapogos calls $80.

Flop [board cards: 5,J,6 ]
Galapogos checks, troulism checks, uete13 bets $60, PokerStarBoe folds, Galapogos bets $600, troulism bets $1,639 and is all-in, uete13 folds, Galapogos bets $1,210 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards: 5,J,6,K ]

River [board cards: 5,J,6,K,Q ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 5,5 ]
troulism shows [ 2,2 ]
Galapogos wins $171, Galapogos wins $3,808.

The ultimate match-up. Spew station vs call station, deep.


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-55901024-846
played at "Gorki" for USD RM from 2007-12-13 19:50 until 2007-12-13 19:51

Seat 3: reptiliya ($70.60 in chips)
Seat 6: butter8 ($405.25 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos ($134.50 in chips)
Seat 8: -X-S&T ($196.30 in chips)
Seat 10: GreenAngel- ($99.50 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.50), -X-S&T posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
GreenAngel- folds, reptiliya folds, butter8 bets $4, Galapogos folds, -X-S&T calls $3.

Flop [board cards: 6,3,2 ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $6, -X-S&T bets $14, butter8 bets $30, -X-S&T calls $22.

Turn [board cards: 6,3,2,3 ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $56, -X-S&T calls $56.

River [board cards: 6,3,2,3,T ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $122, -X-S&T calls $100.30 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
butter8 shows [ 9,Q ]
-X-S&T shows [ K,6 ]
butter8 wins $21.70, -X-S&T wins $390.10.

The ultimate match-up. Spew station vs call station, deep.


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-55901024-846
played at "Gorki" for USD RM from 2007-12-13 19:50 until 2007-12-13 19:51

Seat 3: reptiliya ($70.60 in chips)
Seat 6: butter8 ($405.25 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos ($134.50 in chips)
Seat 8: -X-S&T ($196.30 in chips)
Seat 10: GreenAngel- ($99.50 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.50), -X-S&T posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
GreenAngel- folds, reptiliya folds, butter8 bets $4, Galapogos folds, -X-S&T calls $3.

Flop [board cards: 6,3,2 ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $6, -X-S&T bets $14, butter8 bets $30, -X-S&T calls $22.

Turn [board cards: 6,3,2,3 ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $56, -X-S&T calls $56.

River [board cards: 6,3,2,3,T ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $122, -X-S&T calls $100.30 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
butter8 shows [ 9,Q ]
-X-S&T shows [ K,6 ]
butter8 wins $21.70, -X-S&T wins $390.10.

My contribution to
...idiots come and go...

($4.40 20-table sng) When I saw the flop I really didnt know how to get as much chips as possible into the pot. On the river I was asking myself if should bet/raise/shove when suddenly and pretty unexpected SB solved this problem for me.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (9 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

MP3 (t3680)
CO (t4125)
Button (t4255)
SB (t8324)
Hero (t4495)
UTG (t2845)
UTG+1 (t2870)
MP1 (t5155)
MP2 (t4705)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
6 folds, Button calls t150, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (t450) , , (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, Button bets t450, SB calls t450, Hero calls t450.

Turn: (t1800) (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, Button checks.

River: (t1800) (3 players)
SB bets t7724 (All-In), Hero calls t3895 (All-In), Button folds.

Final Pot: t9590

SB has (one pair, sixes).

Still wondering what/if he thought when he called the flop bet? Runner runner 7h 8h?

Weekend zany-ness.


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-56532493-349
played at "Makkas x's HE" for USD RM from 2007-12-22 00:12 until 2007-12-22 00:13

Seat 1: muszike ($42.75 in chips)
Seat 2: trojanchile ($88.75 in chips)
Seat 3: Mc_Kentzi ($60.45 in chips)
Seat 4: artsi68 ($227 in chips)
Seat 5: Galapogos [ A,K ] ($135.30 in chips)
Seat 9: osLobos ($103.05 in chips)
Seat 10: Naneton ($78.15 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
osLobos posts blind ($0.50), Naneton posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
muszike folds, trojanchile folds, Mc_Kentzi folds, artsi68 bets $4.50, Galapogos bets $14, osLobos calls $13.50, Naneton folds, artsi68 calls $9.50.

Flop [board cards: 9,J,K ]
osLobos checks, artsi68 checks, Galapogos bets $30, osLobos calls $30, artsi68 folds.

Turn [board cards: 9,J,K,3 ]
osLobos bets $59.05 and is all-in, Galapogos calls $59.05.

River [board cards: 9,J,K,3,9 ]


SHOWDOWN
osLobos shows [ 5,5 ]
Galapogos shows [ A,K ]
Galapogos wins $218.10.

When I'm running bad this is the kind of guy to hit and make me hate life so much.

I don't know what he was expecting to hit when he called, but he hit it.


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-56597969-549
played at "Liederbach" for USD RM from 2007-12-22 23:40 until 2007-12-22 23:41



Seat 2: Daddytee ($70.40 in chips)
Seat 3: Galapogos ($98 in chips)
Seat 4: Credin2 ($149.65 in chips)
Seat 8: PEGASE11 ($91.15 in chips)
Seat 10: velu80 ($138.95 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
PEGASE11 posts blind ($0.50), velu80 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Daddytee calls $1, Galapogos bets $5, Credin2 folds, PEGASE11 folds, velu80 bets $8, Daddytee bets $12, Galapogos folds, velu80 bets $125, Daddytee calls $57.40 and is all-in.

Flop [board cards: 4,A,9 ]

Turn [board cards: 4,A,9,8 ]

River [board cards: 4,A,9,8,Q ]


SHOWDOWN
velu80 shows [ K,A ]
Daddytee shows [ 2,8 ]
velu80 wins $63.60, Daddytee wins $143.30

I was wondering what was taking him so long to call on the river with his crappy ace. Turns out he was wondering if his tarp was still good.


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-56532554-3249
played at "Esmeraldas" for USD RM from 2007-12-23 00:56 until 2007-12-23 00:57

Seat 1: Thug_J ($80 in chips)
Seat 3: mp2601 ($77.75 in chips)
Seat 4: edwinkim00 ($89.45 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ A,3 ] ($283.85 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.50), Thug_J posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
mp2601 bets $2, edwinkim00 folds, Galapogos calls $1.50, Thug_J folds.

Flop [board cards: Q,4,J ]
Galapogos checks, mp2601 checks.

Turn [board cards: Q,4,J,T ]
Galapogos checks, mp2601 bets $3, Galapogos calls $3.

River [board cards: Q,4,J,T,K ]
Galapogos bets $278.85 and is all-in, mp2601 calls $72.75 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ A,3 ]
mp2601 shows [ Q,Q ]
Galapogos wins $206.10, Galapogos wins $154.50.

First hand at the table, zero history with the guy, etc.


Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-56009781-360
Table final23's HE, 15 Dec 2007 3:16 AM ET

Seat 1: zorbas35 ($118.55 in chips)
Seat 3: iceberg jim ($194.60 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ K,Q ] ($100.00 in chips)
Seat 7: kaenkkunen ($112.85 in chips)
Seat 8: M6364 ($93.00 in chips)
Seat 10: Agneta46 ($78.05 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
iceberg jim posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
kaenkkunen folds, M6364 folds, Agneta46 folds, zorbas35 folds, iceberg jim bets $3.50, Galapogos bets $13, iceberg jim calls $10.

Flop [board cards K,7,3 ]
iceberg jim bets $86, Galapogos calls $86 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards K,7,3,4 ]

River [board cards K,7,3,4,9 ]

SHOWDOWN
iceberg jim shows [ 8,7 ]
Galapogos shows [ K,Q ]
Galapogos wins $197.

Then in the chat,

iceberg jim: wow, you're crazy man
iceberg jim: you got balls though kid, I'll give you that

I lol'd.

Ax is teh nutz...

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (9 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

Button ($30.45)
SB ($262.20)
BB ($54)
UTG ($63)
UTG+1 ($112.50)
Hero ($97.50)
MP2 ($29)
MP3 ($277.65)
CO ($18.50)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 2, 2.
2 folds, Hero calls $1, MP2 calls $1, MP3 raises to $7, 3 folds, BB calls $6, Hero calls $6, MP2 calls $6.

Flop: ($28.50) 7, 3, 2 (4 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks, MP3 bets $17, BB calls $17, Hero raises to $90.5 (All-In), MP2 folds, MP3 folds, BB calls $30 (All-In).

Turn: ($139.50) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($139.50) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $139.50

Results in white below:
BB has 4h Ah (flush, ace high).
Hero has 2c 2s (three of a kind, twos).
Outcome: BB wins $139.50. Hero wins $43.50.


Same villain a few hands later, now in the CO...

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (9 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP2 ($45.85)
MP3 ($260.70)
CO ($118)
Button ($58.50)
SB ($111.50)
Hero ($100)
UTG ($26.60)
UTG+1 ($253.65)
MP1 ($18.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
UTG raises to $3.5, UTG+1 raises to $12, 3 folds, CO calls $12, 3 folds, UTG calls $8.50.

Flop: ($37.50) , , (3 players)
UTG checks, UTG+1 bets $19, CO calls $19, UTG folds.

Turn: ($75.50) (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $48, CO calls $48.

River: ($171.50) (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $174.65 (All-In), CO calls $39 (All-In).

Final Pot: $249.50

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has Th Tc (four of a kind, tens).
CO has 3d Ad (two pair, tens and eights)
Outcome: UTG+1 wins $385.15.

These three hands tilted me like no other last night. These were way worse than getting overboated on the river, or having KK v AA twice. Guy in 2nd and 3rd hands was the biggest donk ever, and playing like this and running like god is how he got his stack.

POKERSTARS GAME #14214747781: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/30 - 21:35:10 (ET)
Table 'Gagarin II' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: bennycac3 ($269.15 in chips)
Seat 2: GusHandSum ($207.35 in chips)
Seat 3: overbet ($64 in chips)
Seat 4: Bigbelly6 ($43.70 in chips)
Seat 5: athorn ($199 in chips)
Seat 6: kemikar ($205 in chips)
Seat 7: lordyefc ($197 in chips)
Seat 8: ChicagoMike6 ($222.95 in chips)
athorn: posts small blind $1
kemikar: posts big blind $2
WushuTM: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [Jd Ad]
lordyefc: folds
ChicagoMike6: folds
bennycac3: raises $6 to $8
GusHandSum: folds
overbet: folds
Bigbelly6: folds
athorn: folds
kemikar: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [4c Js Ts]
kemikar: checks
bennycac3: bets $12
kemikar: calls $12
*** TURN *** [4c Js Ts] [7d]
kemikar: bets $26
bennycac3: calls $26
*** RIVER *** [4c Js Ts 7d] [Kc]
kemikar: checks
bennycac3: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kemikar: shows [Jd Ad] (a pair of Jacks)
bennycac3: shows [4d 4s] (three of a kind, Fours)
bennycac3 collected $90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $93 | Rake $3
Board [4c Js Ts 7d Kc]
Seat 1: bennycac3 showed [4d 4s] and won ($90) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 2: GusHandSum folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: overbet folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Bigbelly6 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: athorn (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: kemikar (big blind) showed [Jd Ad] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 7: lordyefc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ChicagoMike6 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


POKERSTARS GAME #14218058889: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/31 - 00:18:15 (ET)
Table 'Ankaa V' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: blulineJ ($138.75 in chips)
Seat 2: kemikar ($200 in chips)
Seat 4: Mopsus ($339.20 in chips)
Seat 5: athorn ($366.50 in chips)
Seat 7: Phil1972 ($61.65 in chips)
Seat 8: Fishery2005 ($1489 in chips)
Seat 9: bsk1977 ($160.10 in chips)
Phil1972: posts small blind $1
Fishery2005: posts big blind $2
MightyScrot: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [Kd Kh]
bsk1977: folds
blulineJ: folds
kemikar: raises $6 to $8
Mopsus: folds
athorn: folds
Phil1972: folds
Fishery2005: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [7d 7h Jd]
Fishery2005: checks
kemikar: bets $14
Fishery2005: calls $14
*** TURN *** [7d 7h Jd] [2s]
Fishery2005: checks
kemikar: bets $32
Fishery2005: calls $32
*** RIVER *** [7d 7h Jd 2s] [3d]
Fishery2005: checks
kemikar: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Fishery2005: shows [8d 7s] (three of a kind, Sevens)
kemikar: mucks hand
Fishery2005 collected $106 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $109 | Rake $3
Board [7d 7h Jd 2s 3d]
Seat 1: blulineJ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: kemikar mucked [Kd Kh]
Seat 4: Mopsus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: athorn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Phil1972 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Fishery2005 (big blind) showed [8d 7s] and won ($106) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 9: bsk1977 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

This one just takes the fucking cake.

POKERSTARS GAME #14217849209: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/31 - 00:06:26 (ET)
Table 'Ankaa V' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: blulineJ ($126 in chips)
Seat 2: kemikar ($219.30 in chips)
Seat 4: Mopsus ($335.45 in chips)
Seat 5: athorn ($379.75 in chips)
Seat 7: Phil1972 ($67.65 in chips)
Seat 8: Fishery2005 ($1372.20 in chips)
Seat 9: bsk1977 ($154 in chips)
Phil1972: posts small blind $1
Fishery2005: posts big blind $2
doolitcd: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [As Ks]
bsk1977: folds
blulineJ: folds
kemikar: raises $6 to $8
Mopsus: folds
athorn: folds
Phil1972: folds
Fishery2005: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [Ah 4c 8c]
Fishery2005: checks
kemikar: bets $14
Fishery2005: calls $14
*** TURN *** [Ah 4c 8c] [6s]
Fishery2005: checks
kemikar: bets $34
Fishery2005: calls $34
*** RIVER *** [Ah 4c 8c 6s] [9s]
Fishery2005: checks
kemikar: bets $60
Fishery2005: calls $60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kemikar: shows [As Ks] (a pair of Aces)
Fishery2005: shows [8s 8h] (three of a kind, Eights)
Fishery2005 collected $230 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $233 | Rake $3
Board [Ah 4c 8c 6s 9s]
Seat 1: blulineJ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: kemikar showed [As Ks] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: Mopsus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: athorn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Phil1972 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Fishery2005 (big blind) showed [8s 8h] and won ($230) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 9: bsk1977 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #14185510310: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/12/29 - 17:54:41 (ET)
Table 'Carlova V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: pokerhottie5 ($24.40 in chips)
Seat 2: cHaoZ_1977 ($10.70 in chips)
Seat 3: Pyroone ($26.90 in chips)
Seat 4: l.delhez ($23.30 in chips)
Seat 5: geowal21 ($34.45 in chips)
Seat 6: PTT80 ($28.10 in chips)
cHaoZ_1977: posts small blind $0.10
Pyroone: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to geowal21 [Js Ah]
l.delhez: calls $0.25
geowal21: raises $1 to $1.25
PTT80: folds
pokerhottie5: folds
cHaoZ_1977: raises $1.25 to $2.50
Pyroone: folds
l.delhez: folds
pokerhottie5 is sitting out
geowal21: calls $1.25
*** FLOP *** [9d Ad 5c]
cHaoZ_1977: bets $8.20 and is all-in
geowal21: calls $8.20
*** TURN *** [9d Ad 5c] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [9d Ad 5c 6s] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cHaoZ_1977: shows [As 7s] (a straight, Five to Nine)
geowal21: mucks hand
cHaoZ_1977 collected $20.85 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $21.90 | Rake $1.05
Board [9d Ad 5c 6s 8d]
Seat 1: pokerhottie5 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: cHaoZ_1977 (small blind) showed [As 7s] and won ($20.85) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 3: Pyroone (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: l.delhez folded before Flop
Seat 5: geowal21 mucked [Js Ah]
Seat 6: PTT80 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PTT80: "that's horrible"
cHaoZ: "just looking for my ace and I knew I had outs to the straight if I was beat"


LOL

sorry posted wrong hand.

Pretty swingy night, then I get these two gifts shoved in my face in the last 5 minutes to finish it on a high note:

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-57281377-499
Table Wien, 1 Jan 2008 4:47 AM ET

Seat 3: castell0 t. ($127.30 in chips)
Seat 5: tonjun ($253.25 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos [ J,J ] ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 8: chrx93 ($99.30 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
chrx93 posts blind ($0.50), castell0 t. posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
tonjun calls $1, Galapogos bets $5, chrx93 folds, castell0 t. bets $8, tonjun calls $8, Galapogos calls $4.

Flop [board cards 6,6,2 ]
castell0 t. checks, tonjun checks, Galapogos bets $19, castell0 t. folds, tonjun bets $244.25 and is all-in, Galapogos calls $70.50 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards 6,6,2,8 ]

River [board cards 6,6,2,8,9 ]

SHOWDOWN
tonjun shows [ 3,3 ]
Galapogos shows [ J,J ]
Galapogos wins $204.50


Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-57281377-522
Table Wien, 1 Jan 2008 5:01 AM ET

Seat 1: jacquard x ($368.05 in chips)
Seat 3: sam ben ($42.80 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos [ A,A ] ($179.60 in chips)
Seat 8: chrx93 ($77.15 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.50), chrx93 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
jacquard x bets $4, sam ben calls $4, Galapogos bets $18, chrx93 folds, jacquard x calls $14.50, sam ben folds.

Flop [board cards J,2,4 ]
Galapogos bets $30, jacquard x bets $180, Galapogos calls $131.10 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards J,2,4,7 ]

River [board cards J,2,4,7,K ]

SHOWDOWN
jacquard x shows [ J,T ]
Galapogos shows [ A,A ]
jacquard x wins $18.90, Galapogos wins $362.20

I just never get tired of this:


Included in Rooney's resume besides those killer stats is cold calling 4-bets OOP, betting $1 into the flop to fold when raised.

This hand put me on super mega tilt OMG

POKERSTARS GAME #14332463765: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2008/01/05 - 01:18:34 (ET)
Table 'Fomalhaut IV' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Homefrrie ($139.50 in chips)
Seat 2: hunterkozmo ($147.25 in chips)
Seat 3: aces2x ($391 in chips)
Seat 4: survival ($223.85 in chips)
Seat 5: Reby97 ($48.30 in chips)
Seat 6: luckytofu ($198 in chips)
Seat 7: kemikar ($411.30 in chips)
Seat 8: xxTheNutsxx ($234.65 in chips)
Seat 9: MightyScrot ($300.15 in chips)
luckytofu: posts small blind $1
kemikar: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [9c Ac]
xxTheNutsxx: folds
xxTheNutsxx is sitting out
xxTheNutsxx leaves the table
MightyScrot: folds
Homefrrie: folds
hunterkozmo: calls $2
aces2x: folds
survival: folds
Reby97: folds
luckytofu: calls $1
kemikar: checks
*** FLOP *** [3c 2s 7h]
luckytofu: checks
genan joins the table at seat #8
kemikar: checks
genan leaves the table
hunterkozmo: checks
*** TURN *** [3c 2s 7h] [5h]
luckytofu: checks
bizzybeans joins the table at seat #8
kemikar: checks
hunterkozmo: checks
*** RIVER *** [3c 2s 7h 5h] [4d]
luckytofu: checks
kemikar: bets $2
hunterkozmo: calls $2
luckytofu: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kemikar: shows [9c Ac] (a straight, Ace to Five)
hunterkozmo: shows [6d 8d] (a straight, Four to Eight)
hunterkozmo collected $9.55 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0.45
Board [3c 2s 7h 5h 4d]
Seat 1: Homefrrie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: hunterkozmo showed [6d 8d] and won ($9.55) with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 3: aces2x folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: survival folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Reby97 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: luckytofu (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 7: kemikar (big blind) showed [9c Ac] and lost with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 8: xxTheNutsxx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: MightyScrot folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I see stupid things every time I play nowadays, with the explosion of poker it seems like the European countries have been watching Gus Hansen too much and instead of thinking of Poker as a skilled games with odds and percentage...they treat it more like Bingo Some of the beats are absolutely disgusting...but in the long run its great for profitabilty.

Uber nit that thinks he's tricky with aces after folding every hand EVER.

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-57633054-450
Table Cartagena, 5 Jan 2008 8:00 PM ET

Seat 4: wiuras ($28.55 in chips)
Seat 6: Hawtin11 ($245.40 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos [ 9,A ] ($102.50 in chips)
Seat 9: dannolito ($127.15 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
wiuras posts blind ($0.50), Hawtin11 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Galapogos bets $4, dannolito folds, wiuras calls $3.50, Hawtin11 folds.

Flop [board cards J,2,6 ]
wiuras checks, Galapogos checks.

Turn [board cards J,2,6,5 ]
wiuras checks, Galapogos checks.

River [board cards J,2,6,5,4 ]
wiuras checks, Galapogos checks.

SHOWDOWN
wiuras shows [ A,A ]
Galapogos mucks cards [ 9,A ]
wiuras wins $8.55.

Played awful and was giving up on river until.......

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $117.10
BB: $100
UTG: $130.50
MP: $92.15
CO: $72.30
Hero (BTN): $307.65

Pre-Flop: J Q dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, Hero raises to $4, SB calls $3.50, BB folds

Flop: ($9) 2 J J (2 Players)
SB bets $9, Hero calls $9

Turn: ($27) 4 (2 Players)
SB bets $27, Hero calls $27

River: ($81) K (2 Players)
SB bets $1, Hero calls $1

Results: $83 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB showed A 4 (two pair, Jacks and Fours) and LOST (-$41 NET)
Hero showed J Q (three of a kind, Jacks) and WON $80 (+$39 NET)

I love these two lines:

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-58118827-285
Table Siegen, 11 Jan 2008 9:48 PM ET

Seat 1: Kvrinias8 ($55.95 in chips)
Seat 3: quenelle32 ($147.90 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ A,T ] ($114.80 in chips)
Seat 5: 3max ($101.25 in chips)
Seat 9: Dom1n ($72.10 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Kvrinias8 posts blind ($0.50), quenelle32 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Galapogos bets $4, 3max folds, Dom1n calls $4, Kvrinias8 folds, quenelle32 folds.

Flop [board cards T,7,6 ]
Galapogos bets $7, Dom1n calls $7.

Turn [board cards T,7,6,8 ]
Galapogos checks, Dom1n checks.

River [board cards T,7,6,8,Q ]
Galapogos checks, Dom1n checks.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ A,T ]
Dom1n shows [ A,A ]
Dom1n wins $22.35



This one here is a true champ though!

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-58096443-888
Table Esmeraldas, 11 Jan 2008 9:50 PM ET

Seat 1: loloic69 ($83.40 in chips)
Seat 3: DocFons ($146.80 in chips)
Seat 4: renthal_ ($97.50 in chips)
Seat 5: leedsafc ($78.20 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ 9,6 ] ($159.05 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
leedsafc posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
loloic69 folds, DocFons folds, renthal_ folds, leedsafc calls $0.50, Galapogos checks.

Flop [board cards A,Q,2 ]
leedsafc checks, Galapogos bets $1, leedsafc calls $1.

Turn [board cards A,Q,2,Q ]
leedsafc checks, Galapogos checks.

River [board cards AS,QC,2S,QS,5D ]
leedsafc checks, Galapogos checks.

SHOWDOWN
leedsafc shows [ Q,Q ]
Galapogos mucks cards [ 9,6 ]
leedsafc wins $3.80.

Games are unbeatable on stars imo

POKERSTARS GAME #14587911959: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2008/01/15 - 21:50:14 (ET)
Table 'Rostia' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: BC Luther ($133.60 in chips)
Seat 2: supreme20 ($196 in chips)
Seat 3: kemikar ($264 in chips)
Seat 4: bighrnhntr ($204.35 in chips)
Seat 5: pooli ($681.45 in chips)
Seat 6: ryanj9352 ($208.85 in chips)
Seat 7: s33w33d ($45 in chips)
Seat 8: NRLGolf15 ($200 in chips)
Seat 9: noobelf ($37 in chips)
supreme20: posts small blind $1
kemikar: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [Kc Kd]
bighrnhntr: calls $2
pooli: folds
ryanj9352: folds
s33w33d: folds
NRLGolf15: calls $2
noobelf: folds
BC Luther: calls $2
supreme20: folds
kemikar: raises $10 to $12
bighrnhntr: calls $10
NRLGolf15: folds
BC Luther: raises $10 to $22
kemikar: raises $242 to $264 and is all-in
bighrnhntr: calls $192.35 and is all-in
BC Luther: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qs 7h Qc]
*** TURN *** [Qs 7h Qc] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 7h Qc Qd] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kemikar: shows [Kc Kd] (a full house, Queens full of Kings)
bighrnhntr: mucks hand
kemikar collected $430.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $433.70 | Rake $3
Board [Qs 7h Qc Qd 6h]
Seat 1: BC Luther (button) folded before Flop
Seat 2: supreme20 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: kemikar (big blind) showed [Kc Kd] and won ($430.70) with a full house, Queens full of Kings
Seat 4: bighrnhntr mucked [Ac 7c]
Seat 5: pooli folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ryanj9352 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: s33w33d folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: NRLGolf15 folded before Flop
Seat 9: noobelf folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #14586711489: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2008/01/15 - 20:52:08 (ET)
Table 'Marina IV' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: plours12 ($244.15 in chips)
Seat 3: kemikar ($187 in chips)
Seat 4: Riddler21M ($417.35 in chips)
Seat 5: antbug ($381.25 in chips)
Seat 6: BKELLZ 4 ($79 in chips)
Seat 7: thompsonr31 ($72 in chips)
Seat 9: jefflauzon ($189 in chips)
BKELLZ 4: posts small blind $1
thompsonr31: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [7s 7h]
jefflauzon: folds
plours12: folds
kemikar: raises $6 to $8
Riddler21M: folds
antbug: folds
BKELLZ 4: folds
thompsonr31: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [Qd Qs 7d]
thompsonr31: checks
kemikar: bets $12
thompsonr31: calls $12
*** TURN *** [Qd Qs 7d] [Th]
thompsonr31: bets $34
kemikar: raises $34 to $68
thompsonr31: calls $18 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Qd Qs 7d Th] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
thompsonr31: shows [Tc 6s] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
kemikar: shows [7s 7h] (a full house, Sevens full of Queens)
kemikar collected $142 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $145 | Rake $3
Board [Qd Qs 7d Th Kh]
Seat 2: plours12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: kemikar showed [7s 7h] and won ($142) with a full house, Sevens full of Queens
Seat 4: Riddler21M folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: antbug (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: BKELLZ 4 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: thompsonr31 (big blind) showed [Tc 6s] and lost with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 9: jefflauzon folded before Flop (didn't bet)

OnGame Skin, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $56.15
SB: $51.15
BB: $108.15
UTG: $259.35
Hero (CO): $100.60

UTG posts $0.50
Pre-Flop: A Q dealt to Hero (CO)
BTN folds, SB calls $1, 2 folds, Hero raises to $4.50, SB calls $3.50

Flop: ($9.50) J 4 5 (2 Players)
Hero bets $5, SB calls $5

Turn: ($19.50) T (2 Players)
Hero bets $10, SB calls $10

River: ($39.50) 2 (2 Players)
Hero bets $32, SB calls $31.65 and is All-In

Results: $102.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB mucked A 7 and LOST (-$51.15 NET)
Hero showed A Q and WON $100.15 (+$49 NET)

OnGame Skin, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $138.25
SB: $206.90
BB: $103.75
UTG: $276.70
Hero (CO): $97.50

Pre-Flop: 3 Q dealt to Hero (CO)
3 folds, BB calls $0.50, UTG raises to $2, BB bets $2, UTG bets $2, BB bets $2, UTG bets $2, BB bets $2, UTG calls $1

Flop: ($14) 7 J 9 (2 Players)
BB bets $96.75 and is all-in, UTG calls $96.75

Turn: ($207.50) 6 (2 Players)

River: ($207.50) 4 (2 Players)

Results: $207.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
BB showed K K and WON $204.50
UTG showed Q 9 and LOST $103.75

This was too good to not post... "OMG I HAD TO CALL I ALREADY DEADPOSTED"

Cryptologic 2.00/4.00 Hold'em (10 handed) link

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7, 7.
6 folds, CO checks, 1 folds, Hero raises, CO calls.

Flop: (4.00 SB) 9, 7, 2 (2 players)
Hero bets, BB folds, CO calls.

Turn: (3.00 BB) J (2 players)
Hero bets, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, CO caps, Hero raises, CO calls.

River: (13.00 BB) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 15.00 BB.
Results in white below:
Hero has 7h 7s (A Full House, Sevens full of Nines)
CO has 8c 2d (2 pair, 9's and 2's)
Hero wins 14.75 BB.
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It's too bad he left shortly afterwards Also I crypto's uncapped betting when heads up. Once in a while it makes up for the lack of fish

Standard dumb guy that doesn't want to lay his hand down for whatever reason. If I had AQ though we definately would have had lift-off!

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-60787308-4533
Table Chimbote, 17 Feb 2008 2:27 AM ET

Seat 3: Galapogos [ A,A ] ($96.80 in chips)
Seat 4: hagtor ($39.00 in chips)
Seat 7: lill_alex ($94.50 in chips)
Seat 8: FoldAndSayUu ($251.45 in chips)
Seat 9: cpourfilou ($109.20 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
lill_alex posts blind ($0.50), FoldAndSayUu posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
cpourfilou folds, Galapogos bets $4, hagtor calls $4, lill_alex folds, FoldAndSayUu folds.

Flop [board cards 7,6,Q ]
Galapogos bets $7, hagtor calls $7.

Turn [board cards 7,6,Q,7 ]
Galapogos bets $28, hagtor calls $28 and is all-in.

River [board cards 7,6,Q,7,K ]

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ A,A ]
hagtor shows [ K,9 ]
Galapogos wins $76.50.

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-61512067-847
Table Truckee, 24 Feb 2008 11:44 PM ET

Seat 2: neliapila8 ($114.00 in chips)
Seat 6: impaa ($23.15 in chips)
Seat 7: emerson066 ($65.85 in chips)
Seat 8: Galapogos [ K,Q ] ($125.85 in chips)
Seat 10: macaldo19 ($102.05 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
neliapila8 posts blind ($0.50), impaa posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
emerson066 folds, Galapogos bets $4, macaldo19 calls $4, neliapila8 folds, impaa bets $11, Galapogos bets $16, macaldo19 calls $16, impaa bets $11.15 and is all-in, Galapogos calls $3.15, macaldo19 calls $3.15.

Flop [board cards 6,J,K ]
Galapogos bets $20, macaldo19 bets $60, Galapogos bets $82.70 and is all-in, macaldo19 folds with $18 behind.



He claimed it was a misclick. Sure buddy, you went to click on the fold button but in the process of doing so you accidently slid the bet to $60 and hit the raise button. Happens to the best of 'em.

I love teh Party

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Party-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

BB ($50)
UTG ($38.68)
MP ($48.16)
Button ($43.50)
Hero ($49.50)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A.
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2, BB raises to $6.25, MP calls $6, Hero calls $49.25 (All-In), BB calls $49.50 (All-In), MP calls $48.16 (All-In).

Flop: ($160.82) 3, 6, 6 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: ($160.82) 2 (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: ($160.82) Q (3 players, 3 all-in)

Final Pot: $160.82

Results:
BB has Kd Kc (two pair, kings and sixes).
MP has 5s 5c (two pair, sixes and fives).
Hero has As Ah (two pair, aces and sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $153.75. BB wins $7.90.

Another hero fold.

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-61970329-534
Table Berlin, 1 Mar 2008 7:42 PM ET

Seat 2: eL.RaK ($83.55 in chips)
Seat 3: Loser0ns0n ($100.00 in chips)
Seat 6: JohnnyVienna ($167.60 in chips)
Seat 8: PokerRulit88 ($54.30 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ A,4 ] ($100.90 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
eL.RaK posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Loser0ns0n folds, JohnnyVienna bets $3, PokerRulit88 folds, Galapogos calls $3, eL.RaK folds.

Flop [board cards 7,4,4 ]
JohnnyVienna bets $4, Galapogos bets $13, JohnnyVienna calls $9.

Turn [board cards 7,4,4,3 ]
JohnnyVienna checks, Galapogos bets $25, JohnnyVienna calls $25.

River [board cards 7,4,4,3,Q ]
JohnnyVienna bets $35, Galapogos bets $59.90 and is all-in, JohnnyVienna folds.

Seriously, you have to figure at some point that I'm not bluffing.

OnGame Skin, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $123.10
SB: $61.25
Hero (BB): $127.60
UTG: $97.40
CO: $95

CO posts $0.50
Pre-Flop: 6 4 dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $1, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, BTN calls $4, SB folds

Flop: ($11.50) Q 4 4 (2 Players)
BTN checks, Hero bets $8, BTN calls $8

Turn: ($27.50) Q 4 4 [ 8 ] (2 Players)
BTN bets $15, Hero raises to $40, BTN calls $25

River: ($107.50) Q 4 4 8 [ A ] (2 Players)
BTN bets $40, Hero raises to $74.60 and is All-In, BTN calls $30.10 and is All-In

Results: $247.70 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed 3 3 and LOST (-$123.10 NET)
Hero showed 6 4 and WON $249.20 (+$126.10 NET)

"Hmmmm," he says, "lets see, I'm nitty as hell. I raised UTG so he's probably not gonna fuck with me with whatever he called with. I have position. I have TPTK on a board that's drawy as fuck. Nah, no value. Could be a tarp."

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-62124010-465
Table ganjach's HE, 3 Mar 2008 8:41 PM ET

Seat 4: _Noxie ($126.65 in chips)
Seat 5: TAmicus ($97.00 in chips)
Seat 7: xfrenchmike ($132.95 in chips)
Seat 8: _megarat_ ($106.55 in chips)
Seat 9: Galapogos [ 4,4 ] ($101.55 in chips)
Seat 10: __Seigoth__ ($136.15 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
_megarat_ posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
__Seigoth__ bets $4, _Noxie folds, TAmicus folds, xfrenchmike folds, _megarat_ folds, Galapogos calls $3.

Flop [board cards 9,Q,T ]
Galapogos checks, __Seigoth__ checks.

Turn [board cards 9,Q,T,T ]
Galapogos checks, __Seigoth__ checks.

River [board cards 9,Q,T,T,K ]
Galapogos checks, __Seigoth__ checks.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 4S,4 ]
__Seigoth__ shows [ A,Q ]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Button ($145.25)
SB ($396)
BB ($537.20)
UTG ($559.50)
Hero ($394)
CO ($423)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Q, Q.
1 fold, Hero raises to $16, 1 fold, Button calls $16, 1 fold, BB calls $12.

Flop: ($50) 6, J, 9 (3 players)
BB bets $44, Hero raises to $120, Button folds, BB raises to $521.2, Hero calls $258 (All-In).

Turn: ($806) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($806) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $806

He had 5h4s; Man would I have pissed had a heart come on the river.

This doesn't compare with some of the above hands but i thought this was an odd way to play a set. Not once does auntd bet enough to protect against any possible str8 draws. Also i'm not sure what the point of the river min bet was. This happens a lot at 2nl. People are so terrified of looseing callers that they make tiny little bets giving their enemies odds to suck out on them.

Originally Posted by littleogre

This doesn't compare with some of the above hands but i thought this was an odd way to play a set. Not once does auntd bet enough to protect against any possible str8 draws. Also i'm not sure what the point of the river min bet was. This happens a lot at 2nl. People are so terrified of looseing callers that they make tiny little bets giving their enemies odds to suck out on them.

Post results.

Edit: Also, post the hand.

Pot commited!!!

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-62462718-512
Table Charli010's HE, 8 Mar 2008 3:29 AM ET

Seat 1: gregspace ($76.75 in chips)
Seat 2: N9000 ($20.00 in chips)
Seat 3: Galapogos [ T,K ] ($114.65 in chips)
Seat 4: anderley22 ($20.80 in chips)
Seat 8: cavagraille ($100.65 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
cavagraille posts blind ($0.50), gregspace posts blind ($1), N9000 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
N9000 checks, Galapogos bets $5, anderley22 calls $5, cavagraille calls $4.50, gregspace folds, N9000 folds.

Flop [board cards K,4,9 ]
cavagraille checks, Galapogos checks, anderley22 bets $3, cavagraille folds, Galapogos calls $3.

Turn [board cards K,4,9,4 ]
Galapogos checks, anderley22 bets $5, Galapogos bets $106.65 and is all-in, anderley22 calls $7.80 and is all-in.

River [board cards K,4,9,4,7 ]

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ T,K ]
anderley22 shows [ 5,8 ]
Galapogos wins $140.05.


I know he it would be cooler if he had but more but still, that was for half his stack pretty much. Even for that little money, it just blew my mind how dumb it was.

So I've had a pretty bad week in terms of how I've been running. Went on a 4bi downer, which is MASSIVE for me. Not saying I'm good, you've seen my competition.

Anyway, I'm having a good session, up about 3 buy-ins and was thinking it was a pretty good day after the last few. But then I think, "It would be nice to have about $200 more before I quit." Then no longer after that thought enters my head does this deep stacked buddy of mine make himself known. Somehow I hadn't noticed him yet. There was a huge fish between us earlier that I was focusing on.

Anyway, he snap called on the river. And I mean fucking SNAP called! Like Hellmuth's beating you into the pot with his chips style. It was so fast, before the cards were turned over, I actually thought fuck was there a straight flush on board that I missed??


Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-62440641-1070
Table Francistown, 8 Mar 2008 3:24 AM ET

Seat 1: ruimiguel x ($48.35 in chips)
Seat 4: Azagal IV ($225.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos [ 8,A ] ($257.10 in chips)
Seat 10: DayneG ($16.50 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Azagal IV posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
DayneG folds, ruimiguel x folds, Azagal IV calls $0.50, Galapogos bets $4, Azagal IV calls $4.

Flop [board cards 2,8,Q ]
Azagal IV checks, Galapogos bets $6, Azagal IV calls $6.

Turn [board cards 2,8,Q,T ]
Azagal IV checks, Galapogos checks.

River [board cards 2,8,Q,T,9 ]
Azagal IV bets $20, Galapogos bets $246.10 and is all-in, Azagal IV calls $194 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 8,A ]
Azagal IV shows [ Q,J ]
Galapogos wins $480.10.

Don't these guys know it's cool to let go once your bluff obviously isn't going to work? Or do they not know they're bluffing?


Texas Hold'em $0.50-$1 NL (real money), hand #P4-63977848-1222
Table Kellerman666's HE, 28 Mar 2008 12:28 AM ET

Seat 4: driethus1 ($51.45 in chips)
Seat 6: ftollaksen51 ($85.95 in chips)
Seat 8: Kellerman666 ($97.00 in chips)
Seat 9: neil03031980 ($221.45 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ T,Q ] ($102.95 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
driethus1 posts blind ($0.50), ftollaksen51 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Kellerman666 folds, neil03031980 folds, Galapogos bets $4, driethus1 calls $3.50, ftollaksen51 calls $3.

Flop [board cards 2,T,T ]
driethus1 checks, ftollaksen51 checks, Galapogos bets $8, driethus1 folds, ftollaksen51 bets $30, Galapogos bets $90.95 and is all-in, ftollaksen51 calls $51.95 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards 2,T,T,3 ]

River [board cards 2,T,T,3,4 ]

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ T,Q ]
ftollaksen51 shows [ K,2 ]
Galapogos wins $189.90

I thought the games were dead until I met this monkey:

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $330.85
CO: $171.50
Hero: $200.00
SB: $106.30
BB: $200.00

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with T A
2 folds, Hero raises to $7, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: 4 6 A ($21, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $17, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: A ($72, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $45, SB folds, BB raises all-in $176, Hero calls all-in $131.

River: 8 ($424, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $424)


Results:
Final pot: $424
BB shows JH JC
Hero shows 10H AD

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $356.65
CO: $173.55
Hero: $446.55
SB: $195.00
BB: $203.25

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with T 5
2 folds, Hero raises to $7, SB folds, BB raises to $11, Hero calls.

Flop: 7 4 A ($23, 2 players)
BB bets $11, Hero raises to $45, BB raises to $79, Hero raises all-in $388.55, BB calls all-in $111.25.
Uncalled bets: $198.3 returned to Hero.

Turn: 7 ($403.5, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $403.5)


River: K ($403.5, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $403.5)


Results:
Final pot: $403.5
Hero shows 10C 5C
BB shows AH10S

I have 3rd pair no kicker, with flush and straight board. Must be good?

$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Profiles and Stacks:
UTG ($54.35) 50.0/40.0/3.0 (10)
CO ($77.95) 70.0/10.0/0.5 (10)
Hero ($24.65) 10.0/10.0/3.0 (10)
SB ($23.00) 30.0/0.0/0.0 (10)
BB ($21.20) 20.0/10.0/1.0 (10)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 5 players) Hero is BTN
1 fold, CO calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.2, 2 folds, CO calls $0.95

Flop: ($2.75, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $2.5, CO calls $2.5

Turn: ($7.75, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $5.25, CO calls $5.25

River: ($18.25, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero goes all-in $15.7, CO calls $15.7

Final Pot: $49.65
Hero shows:
CO shows:

Hero wins $47.65 ( won +$23 )
CO lost -$24.65

WHY?????????

$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($9.75)
UTG+1 ($13.60)
CO ($23.50)
BTN ($10.20)
SB ($16.15)
Hero ($25.00)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is BB
UTG calls $0.25, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.25, SB calls $0.15, Hero raises to $1.75, UTG folds, BTN folds, SB goes all-in $16.15, Hero calls $14.4

Flop: ($32.8, 2 players)

Turn: ($32.8, 2 players)

River: ($32.8, 2 players)

Final Pot: $32.80
Hero shows:
SB shows:

Hero wins $31.2 ( won +$15.05 )
UTG lost -$0.25
BTN lost -$0.25
SB lost -$16.15

Some tagfish. Not sure if he's a reg or not, but he plays the role with the auto-reloading after any pot and stats that seem to suggest he knows what he's doing. For some reason he made it his mission to defend his blinds against me with a call and donk bet. We had done this a couple times and now he decided to take a stand with this monster I guess...

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-64223877-631
Table Belize City, 30 Mar 2008 6:08 PM ET

Seat 3: lill_alex ($151.25 in chips)
Seat 7: vk4804 ($36.90 in chips)
Seat 8: Galapogos [ A,K ] ($191.10 in chips)
Seat 9: chemant ($100.00 in chips)
Seat 10: sealcham ($100.00 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
chemant posts blind ($0.50), sealcham posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
lill_alex folds, vk4804 folds, Galapogos bets $4, chemant folds, sealcham calls $3.

Flop [board cards 4,3,K ]
sealcham bets $3.50, Galapogos bets $14, sealcham bets $25, Galapogos calls $14.50.

Turn [board cards 4,3,K,2 ]
sealcham bets $15, Galapogos bets $158.60 and is all-in, sealcham calls $52.50 and is all-in.

River [board cards 4,3,K,2,J ]

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ A,K ]
sealcham shows [ 2,A ]
Galapogos wins $288.60.

Must have had 23o to make this fold


Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-64235943-14
Table Kowloon, 30 Mar 2008 5:29 PM ET

Seat 2: loding92 ($58.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ A,K ] ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 8: Skuttvicious ($119.70 in chips)
Seat 10: hichami ($125.60 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
hichami posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
loding92 bets $5, Galapogos calls $5, Skuttvicious folds, hichami folds.

Flop [board cards T,7,K ]
loding92 bets $8, Galapogos calls $8.

Turn [board cards T,7,K,Q ]
loding92 checks, Galapogos bets $15, loding92 calls $15.

River [board cards T,7,K,Q,8 ]
loding92 bets $25, Galapogos bets $50, loding92 folds with $5 and change left.

Originally Posted by Galapogos

The ultimate match-up. Spew station vs call station, deep.


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-55901024-846
played at "Gorki" for USD RM from 2007-12-13 19:50 until 2007-12-13 19:51

Seat 3: reptiliya ($70.60 in chips)
Seat 6: butter8 ($405.25 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos ($134.50 in chips)
Seat 8: -X-S&T ($196.30 in chips)
Seat 10: GreenAngel- ($99.50 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.50), -X-S&T posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
GreenAngel- folds, reptiliya folds, butter8 bets $4, Galapogos folds, -X-S&T calls $3.

Flop [board cards: 6,3,2 ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $6, -X-S&T bets $14, butter8 bets $30, -X-S&T calls $22.

Turn [board cards: 6,3,2,3 ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $56, -X-S&T calls $56.

River [board cards: 6,3,2,3,T ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $122, -X-S&T calls $100.30 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
butter8 shows [ 9,Q ]
-X-S&T shows [ K,6 ]
butter8 wins $21.70, -X-S&T wins $390.10.

This hand makes me lol so much.

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $103
SB: $118.25
BB: $192.75
UTG: $136.20
MP: $104.55
CO: $94.60

Pre-Flop: T T dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, SB folds, BB calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.50) K T 7 (2 Players)
BB bets $7.50, Hero calls $7.50

Turn: ($22.50) 2 (2 Players)
BB bets $22.50, Hero raises to $45, BB raises to $67.50, Hero raises to $92 and is All-In, BB calls $24.50

River: ($206.50) 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $206.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed T T (three of a kind, Tens) and WON $203.50 (+$100.50 NET)
BB showed 6 A (Ace King high) and LOST (-$103 NET)

Yeah... I'm not gonna be folding preflop as much at a table of retards anymore.


Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-64408992-240
Table Tempe, 1 Apr 2008 8:57 PM ET

Seat 1: graebsch ($202.00 in chips)
Seat 3: lba18 ($120.35 in chips)
Seat 7: karoas24 ($98.00 in chips)
Seat 8: PIRON777 ($104.95 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ J,J ] ($414.95 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
karoas24 posts blind ($1), PIRON777 posts blind ($2).

Pre-Flop
Galapogos bets $7, graebsch folds, lba18 bets $20, karoas24 calls $19, PIRON777 folds, Galapogos folds.

Flop [board cards 4,A,9 ]
karoas24 checks, lba18 bets $50, karoas24 bets $78 and is all-in, lba18 calls $28.

Turn [board cards 4,A,9,J ]

River [board cards 4,A,9,J,6 ]

SHOWDOWN
karoas24 shows [ 9,9 ]
lba18 shows [ 2,2 ]
karoas24 wins $202.

this is pretty bad for 600NL imo

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (4 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

BB ($234)
Hero ($608.50)
Button ($237)
SB ($240)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 8, 8. Hero posts a blind of $6.
Button raises to $21, BB calls $18, Hero (poster) raises to $78, Button calls $51, BB raises to $144, Hero raises to $686.5 (All-In), Button calls $165 (All-In), BB calls $111 (All-In).

Flop: ($747) 8, A, K (4 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: ($747) K (4 players, 3 all-in)

River: ($747) 2 (4 players, 3 all-in)

Final Pot: $747


BB has 5d 5s (two pair, kings and fives).
Hero has 8c 8s (full house, eights full of kings).
Button has Js Qh (one pair, kings).
SB has (one pair, kings).
Outcome:

How slow can you go?

Party Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP: $130.66
Hero (CO): $98.50
BTN: $168.87
SB: $121.38
BB: $541.19
UTG: $125.29

Pre-Flop: 9 A dealt to Hero (CO)
2 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, BTN folds, SB calls $3, BB folds

Flop: ($8) 8 8 6 (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($8) 8 (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($8) 2 (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Results: $8 Pot ($0.40 Rake)
Hero mucked 9 A (three of a kind, Eights) and LOST (-$3.50 NET)
SB showed 9 8 (four of a kind, Eights) and WON $7.60 (+$4.10 NET)

PokerStars 5/10 LHE (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K, A.
1 fold, Hero raises, 2 folds, SB calls, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (12 SB) A, 4, 7 (3 players)
SB bets, BB folds, Hero raises, SB calls.

Turn: (8 BB) A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

River: (10 BB) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

Final Pot: 12 BB


SB has 6d 3h (a pair of aces)
Hero has Kd Ah (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 12 BB.

A tad too much of an overbet.

Party Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $199.75
Hero (CO): $255.45
BTN: $262.60
SB: $212
BB: $192

Pre-Flop: 7 7 dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $7, 2 folds, BB calls $5

Flop: ($15) 3 3 3 (2 Players)
BB bets $185 and is All-In, Hero calls $185

Turn: ($385) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($385) Q (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $385 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero showed 7 7 (a full house, Threes full of Sevens) and WON $383 (+$191 NET)
BB showed 6 A (three of a kind, Threes) and LOST (-$192 NET)

Needless to say I was pretty pumped to see this hand go down as I took my seat at the table.


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-65006703-1530
played at "Oxford" for USD RM from 2008-04-09 21:21 until 2008-04-09 21:22

Seat 6: MuseVictory ($100 in chips)
Seat 7: DootchMoN ($96.50 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
DootchMoN posts blind ($0.50), MuseVictory posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
DootchMoN bets $3, MuseVictory bets $9.50, DootchMoN calls $7.

Flop [board cards: 6 5 9 ]
MuseVictory checks, DootchMoN checks.

Turn [board cards: 6 5 9 T ]
MuseVictory bets $15, DootchMoN calls $15.

River [board cards: 6 5 9 T 9 ]
MuseVictory bets $37.50, DootchMoN calls $37.50.

SHOWDOWN
MuseVictory shows [ J,K ]
DootchMoN shows [ Q,K ]
DootchMoN wins $125.

Playing the board = I have the nuts!

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (2 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 4, 9.
Hero calls, BB checks.

Flop: (2 SB) 8, 7, 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

Turn: (2 BB) 4 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: (2 BB) 5 (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8 BB

Results in white below:
BB has 3d As (straight, eight high).
Hero has 4s 9d (straight, nine high).
Outcome: Hero wins 8 BB.

I guess I can add to this topic tonight. A series of hands with a small story.

I sit down at an average 5nl table and there's a chatty guy sitting about 240bb deep (I normally am not a fan of deepstacking 5nl, but this story makes me ambivalent about it). I'm dealt AK and hit my ace, so I just play it hard getting it in on the river and he folds. Then this hand comes (note the chat, he's our chatty guy):

$0.02/$0.05 No Limit Holdem
8 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($8.02)
UTG+1 ($1.78)
MP1 ($4.77)
MP2 ($9.81)
CO ($1.90)
BTN ($5.92)
SB ($10.61)
BB ($5.21)

Pre-flop: ($0.07, 8 players) Hero is UTG
SB says "you have zip stats zx", SB says "must be new here", Hero raises to $0.2, 5 folds, SB calls $0.18, BB calls $0.15

Flop: ($0.6, 3 players)
SB says "that guarantess a suckoutneannabe", SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $0.4, SB calls $0.4, BB calls $0.4

Turn: ($1.8, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $1.3, SB calls $1.3, BB calls $1.3

River: ($5.7, 3 players)
SB bets $3.35, BB goes all-in $3.31, SB says "fold", Hero folds, SB says "lol 96"

Final Pot: $12.32
SB shows:
BB shows:

SB wins $0.04 ( lost -$5.21 )
BB wins $11.72 ( won +$6.51 )
Hero lost -$1.90

Hard to say what's funnier, that he played the hand like that, or that he laughed at the other guy for playing the same way. Remember SB as Donk #1 and BB as Donk #2.

Few hands later I'm on a bit of a heater and this hand occurs tangling with Donk #2:

$0.02/$0.05 No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($11.16)
UTG+1 ($10.36)
MP1 ($9.95)
MP2 ($3.57)
Hero ($5.98)
CO ($1.96)
BTN ($4.52)
SB ($9.69)
BB ($10.83)

Pre-flop: ($0.07, 9 players) Hero is MP3
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.05, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.25, 4 folds, MP1 calls $0.2

Flop: ($0.57, 2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $0.4, MP1 calls $0.4

Turn: ($1.37, 2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $1, MP1 calls $1

River: ($3.37, 2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $2, MP1 calls $2

Final Pot: $7.37
MP1 shows:
Hero shows:

Hero wins $7.02 ( won +$3.37 )
MP1 lost -$3.65

In all, not a spectacular hand, but he obviously didn't consider what I could be playing at him with. The interesting part is that right after this hand, Donk #1 says something like, "you should be glad i folded, I woulda had 2p." and I can't help but respond, "I'm never happy when you fold." I guess that tilted him or something, because 2 or 3 hands later, this happens:

$0.02/$0.05 No Limit Holdem
7 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($2.92)
Hero ($9.35)
MP ($4.52)
CO ($9.67)
BTN ($10.76)
SB ($10.31)
BB ($6.97)

Pre-flop: ($0.07, 7 players) Hero is UTG+1
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.2, 3 folds, SB calls $0.18, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.45, 2 players)
SB bets $1.45, Hero raises to $4, SB goes all-in $10.11, Hero goes all-in $5.15

Turn: ($18.75, 2 players)

River: ($18.75, 2 players)
SB says "lol", SB says "haoppy now"

Final Pot: $18.75
SB shows:
Hero shows:

SB wins $0.96 ( lost -$9.35 )
Hero wins $17.85 ( won +$8.5 )

Why yes, thank you. I am happy now.

To spice things up a bit, a dumb play by me!

$0.02/$0.05 No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($5.42)
UTG+1 ($6.05)
MP1 ($5.83)
MP2 ($1.48)
MP3 ($2.27)
CO ($4.52)
BTN ($8.65)
SB ($10.45)
Hero ($7.83)

Pre-flop: ($0.07, 9 players) Hero is BB
UTG calls $0.05, UTG+1 calls $0.05, 2 folds, MP3 calls $0.05, CO calls $0.05, BTN calls $0.05, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.5, UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, MP3 folds, CO folds, BTN calls $0.45

Flop: ($1.22, 2 players)
Hero bets $7, BTN calls $7

Turn: ($15.22, 2 players)
Hero goes all-in $0.33, BTN calls $0.33

River: ($15.88, 2 players)

Final Pot: $15.88
BTN shows:
Hero shows:

Hero wins $15.13 ( won +$7.3 )
BTN lost -$7.83
UTG lost -$0.05
UTG+1 lost -$0.05
MP3 lost -$0.05
CO lost -$0.05

I misbet horribly here, intending to bet 0.70, which in itself is kinda dumb. :P Honestly though, I think my stupidity here is far overshadowed by his stupidity in calling.

Fun hand from earlier today:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP3 ($7.35)
CO ($30.15)
Button ($28.65)
SB ($25)
BB ($26.40)
UTG ($15)
Hero ($25)
MP1 ($19.80)
MP2 ($30.70)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with , . UTG posts a blind of $0.25.
UTG (poster) checks, Hero raises to $1.25, 6 folds, BB calls $1, UTG folds.

Flop: ($2.85) , , (2 players)
BB bets $0.25, Hero calls $0.25.

Turn: ($3.35) (2 players)
BB bets $2.5, Hero raises to $5, BB raises to $24.9, Hero calls $18.50 (All-In).

River: ($50.35) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $50.35

Results below:
BB has 2h As (one pair, kings).
Hero has Kh Ks (four of a kind, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $50.35.

Turn minraise just to see wtf he would do b/c I had no idea what he could possibly have since I had the deck stacked. Always happy to get it AI when your opp is drawing dead (especially when he doesn't know it & thinks he has outs).

Thanks I guess...

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($120.60)
CO ($58.45)
BTN ($97.00)
SB ($107.35)
BB ($105.55)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 5 players) Hero is UTG
Hero bets $4, CO calls $4, 1 fold, SB calls $3.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($13, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7, 1 fold, SB bets $14, Hero calls $7.

Turn: ($41, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($41, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $41
SB shows:
Hero shows:

SB wins $38.95 ( won +$20.95 )
Hero lost -$18.00
CO lost -$4.00

More expert tarpping

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($48.50)
CO ($14.90)
BTN ($373.00)
SB ($106.40)
Hero ($100.00)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 5 players) Hero is BB
3 folds, SB bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.

Flop: ($4, 2 players)
SB bets $1, Hero calls $1.

Turn: ($6, 2 players)
SB bets $1, Hero bets $5, SB calls $4.

River: ($16, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $16
SB shows:
Hero shows:

SB wins $15.2 ( won $7.2 )
Hero lost -$8.00