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View Poll Results: Would marry?

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  • Yes

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  • Yes

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  • Yes

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  • Yes

    3 14.29%

  • My name is Lukie, and I would not marry her because I am clearly out of her league

    3 14.29%
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  1. 08-10-2011 03:00 AM #1
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  2. 08-10-2011 03:47 AM #2
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  3. 08-10-2011 04:49 AM #3
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  4. 08-10-2011 12:35 PM #4
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    Where's the keep as a slave option
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  5. 08-10-2011 01:27 PM #5
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  6. 08-10-2011 08:11 PM #6
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    ha

    last option should read, my name is lukie, and i would not marry her because i don't want to get married.

    but damn she is sexy as hell
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  7. 08-10-2011 08:12 PM #7
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  8. 08-10-2011 08:13 PM #8
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  9. 08-10-2011 08:16 PM #9
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    notice samantha didn't claim he wasn't out of her league
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  10. 08-10-2011 09:37 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Numbr2intheWorld View Post
    Where's the keep as a slave option
    isn't m2m getting a slave? you guys going to the same auction?
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  11. 08-11-2011 08:51 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    notice samantha didn't claim he wasn't out of her league
    1) where did you come up with the samantha nick? i saw it in the rando thread but couldn't come up with anything

    2) admitting that a girl is out of your league is akin to giving up and if you think that, you've already lost.
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  12. 08-11-2011 09:01 PM #12
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    samantha is just a funny nick. the kind found in scrubs as an example

    and the joke wasnt about her being out of your league but vise versa
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  13. 08-11-2011 09:09 PM #13
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    as a general rule, if you ever find yourself thinking that you are out of a girl's league, you need to find a new girl
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  14. 08-12-2011 03:00 AM #14
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    Using the Kelvin scale, what temperature is the water?
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  15. 08-12-2011 06:25 AM #15
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    Why is marry such an obvious obtion?
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  16. 08-12-2011 06:31 AM #16
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  17. 08-12-2011 06:03 PM #17
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    Is she hiding a dong between her thighs and the rock?
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  18. 08-12-2011 06:06 PM #18
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    Yes, Benny, she (he?) is hiding a dong
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  19. 08-12-2011 06:07 PM #19
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    I KNEW IT! #1 DONG RADAR LONG TIME.
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  20. 08-13-2011 08:01 PM #20
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    If she was hiding a cock, I'd marry.
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  21. 08-13-2011 08:26 PM #21
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    Such bias ITT. If she had A cups we would have no thread.
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  22. 08-13-2011 08:29 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoccoBill View Post
    If she had A cups we would have no thread.
    That's right
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