best website evar

[wufwugy]

even better than beastforum

http://conjugalharmony.com/browse.html

[meeloche]

Drug deal went bad, next thing you know, I got hauled off for killing a cop. I'm a good person.

This is my new favorite quote.

[wufwugy]

theres a million zingers in there.

what i wanna know is how legit this is because some of those women are smokin, and there's nothing better than a smokin sexually deprived woman kept in a cage.

[bigspenda73]

What if I decide later that I want to get married to a non-prisoner?

If you decide down the road that you want to get married to a non-prisoner, the first thing we would do is offer you a list of counselors in your area who might help you understand what you're giving up. If you still feel, after understanding the many benefits of having a wife in prison for life, that you want to marry a non-life-sentence-serving person, you will be free to do so. You may divorce your inmate-spouse, seek to have the marriage annulled, or just say you did one of those two things and keep your incarcerated loved one on the sly. We have no way of knowing what you choose, and your confidentiality is always assured with Conjugal Harmony, so there's no risk that we would interfere, or even cooperate with investigations.

[bigspenda73]

also

[x] site delivers

[kevster]

Joke site, surely.

[wufwugy]

but i really want this one



i could tell people im bangin angelina jolie

[Miffed22001]

is it ok to be confused?

[mrhappy333]

lol, I stumbled upon this site last night too.

[BankItDrew]

theres a million zingers in there.

you weren't kidding

this site is awesome

Name: ChestyHeavens

Age: 34

State: California

Convictions: I beat up this bitch cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I'm done for life.

Favorite hobbies in prison: I count everything. I count steps, cracks in the pavement, ants on the tree outside, peas on my plate, anything I can find to count I do it. We don't get much to do in here.

Why I deserve another chance: Life is nothing but a game of chance that's why I'm in here and you're out there. Give me another chance and I'll make you wish you were in here with me more than 90 minutes every six weeks or that the damn judge would hear my appeal but he won't because he's a smart ass and they don't like cop killers.

and she's fugly too
http://conjugalharmony.com/profiles/profile20.php

someone please tell me how legit this is

[wufwugy]

i dunno i bet this shit is legit. the things they're saying are just way too real to be made up.

[BankItDrew]

I wonder how many women in jail I could lead on and have sex with during visits. There's no way any of them would find out about my infidelity if I chose one slut per jail.

[wufwugy]

'two counts premedicated murder on my sister kids I used to wash.'

hahahahahahaha

[aka_red]

I wonder how many women in jail I could lead on and have sex with during visits. There's no way any of them would find out about my infidelity if I chose one slut per jail.

UNTIL THEY GOT TRANSFERRED TO ANOTHER JAIL
THAN
YOUR
PROBABLY
GOING
TO
END
UP
LIKE
THE
COP.

[wufwugy]

yea its about as fake as it gets.

http://insulting.com/category/conjugal-harmony/