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  • eat Kristy Gazes' hoo-hoo?

    19 76.00%

  • eat Annie Duke's pa-toot

    6 24.00%
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  1. 12-07-2007 05:30 PM #1
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  2. 12-07-2007 05:38 PM #2
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  3. 12-07-2007 05:45 PM #3
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    This is based on RL events sir (not lying)
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  4. 12-07-2007 06:00 PM #4
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    i don't see an option for both. . .
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  5. 12-07-2007 06:02 PM #5
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  6. 12-07-2007 06:04 PM #6
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    oh my god, i dont see how anyone would rather lick annie dukes asshole. She is -E.V.
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  7. 12-07-2007 06:13 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    annie dukes ... is -E.V.
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  9. 12-07-2007 07:07 PM #9
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    I voted for Kristy Gaze and I have no clue what she looks like...is that okay?
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  10. 12-07-2007 07:13 PM #10
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    annie duke is definitely better looking than gazes, but im not a huge fan of eating ass.

    jesus this is tough...
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  11. 12-07-2007 07:14 PM #11
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    damnit, actually i want to change my vote to annie duke i think
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    i hafta go with the vag on this one i think
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    im not a huge fan of eating ass.

    jesus this is tough...
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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    This is based on RL events sir (not lying)
    OMG RL events? you mean these women got intimate with someone, SRSLY?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
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    This is based on RL events sir (not lying)
    OMG RL events? you mean these women got intimate with someone, SRSLY?
    The Duke has like 3 or 4 kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
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    This is based on RL events sir (not lying)
    OMG RL events? you mean these women got intimate with someone, SRSLY?
    The Duke has like 3 or 4 kids.
    ok, you calling her the Duke is making me want to switch my vote again back to Kristy.
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  19. 12-07-2007 09:05 PM #19
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    i actually don't think i'd mind watching those two and a cup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iolzizlyi
    i actually don't think i'd mind watching those two and a cup.


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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    oh my god, i dont see how anyone would rather lick annie dukes asshole. She is -E.V.
    pretty sure licking assholes in general is -E.V.
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  23. 12-07-2007 10:21 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
    I voted for Kristy Gaze and I have no clue what she looks like...is that okay?
    i did the same, but i figured she looked even worse than Annie Duke.
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    I thought that Kristy would have looked terrible, but then I googled her and she doesn't look that bad.

    What a stupid poll...ban...

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    I voted Kristy Gazes. I don't know, I just look at Annie Duke and have a feeling she would have a really dirty asshole. Anyone else get that feeling?


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    if i lick annie dukes ass will she chip dump to me on the stars $1.20 SnGs?
    if not i'll take the the other choice

    next time make on of the chicks hot
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  29. 12-08-2007 03:44 AM #29
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    dude...

    A. neither one is bad looking

    B. they are both fucking RICH

    i will toss salad for my sugar momma.
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  30. 12-08-2007 04:58 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by iolzizlyi
    i actually don't think i'd mind watching those two and a cup.
    Best response so far.

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    oh my god, i dont see how anyone would rather lick annie dukes asshole. She is -E.V.
    pretty sure licking assholes in general is -E.V.
    I've read that she's quite a bitch but she's definitely not -EV.

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    I thought that Kristy would have looked terrible, but then I googled her and she doesn't look that bad.

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    Kristy <<< Annie, and Annie has 4 kids.

    Quote Originally Posted by iolzizlyi
    dude...

    A. neither one is bad looking

    B. they are both fucking RICH

    i will toss salad for my sugar momma.
    I'd probably bet Annie Duke is richer after watching Kristy play that heads up tourney and watching that quads hand where she calls down with like 99996 or some shit, despite the kids thing.

    While I think both options are definitely +EV, I'm almost certain that Annie Duke here provides the best EV since she's probably richer and likely looks better than Kristy on any average day. I also think she's more likely to tip.

    So what about comparing the chances of Kristy's cooter being clean/safe to the chances of Annie's ass being clean/safe? Also, would you rather eat nasty cooter or nasty asshole?

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    This is pretty easy if you haven't got an ass fetish.
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    This is pretty easy if you're into men with vaginas.
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    Damn, i just looked up pics and i think i should probs switch to annie duke
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes


    This is pretty easy if you haven't got an ass fetish.
    Frieda Khalo?

    and this isnt even a choice as long as Gazes has some sense of personal hygiene.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Can I chose between Liz Lieu and Evelyn Ng instead?
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