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  1. #1

    Default would you rocket launch a cow?

    recently my friend went travelling, and when he was in cambodia was presented to fire a rocket launhcer at a cow which you can purchase.

    My question is, would you do it?

    Personally, i would def, i have no problem eating meat, so killing a cow with a rocket launcher seems fine to me.
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    erm.. that's one of the most random things i have ever heard of.

    I don't think i would, no.
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    Would you rocket launch a cow
    Isn't that spoons job?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Would you rocket launch a cow
    Isn't that spoons job?
    No, he just takes pictures of them.
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    sounds a little barbaric. Id rather just walk up and take a bite out of it.
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    I don't have problems killing animals, but not simply for the sake of doing it. You can't really eat a cow after you blow its carcass over an area of 100+ yards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    I don't have problems killing animals, but not simply for the sake of doing it. You can't really eat a cow after you blow its carcass over an area of 100+ yards.
    It's already cooked...
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    I don't have problems killing animals, but not simply for the sake of doing it. You can't really eat a cow after you blow its carcass over an area of 100+ yards.
    It's already cooked...
    ahaha

    Sick idea, though. Don't think I would no. I'd rather rocket launch something else, hmmm, a building or a car would be fun.
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    no that would waste the beef.. why not just fire it at something else
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    yeah why waste the beef?
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    Thats an easy yes.
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    whats the fastest way to cambodia?
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    No I wouldn't fire a rocket launcher at a cow. I don't kill for the sake of killing. If I splatter that cow everywhere, what good is it to me?

    I'd MUCH rather rocket launch an old car or something. THAT would be fun.

    p.s. You should change the title of this thread. For some reason, I thought that the cow would be projectile and not the target when I opened the thread (before I read the first post).
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    I thought that the cow would be projectile and not the target when I opened the thread (before I read the first post).
    me too
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    to those of you who say u dont kill for the sake of killing, well u do kinda. You only eat meat for pleasure, thats it, nothing else. You don eat it for nurtition since there are plenty of vegetarians out there who get plenty of nutrition without killing animals, u just love that rotting carcass too much

    altho i would def rocket launch a car or a house as opposed to a cow if i had the choice, altho my friend, had only the choice of a cow.

    btw, u had to buy the cow, and i thyink if u missed, u had a cow to keep
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaulPaul
    to those of you who say u dont kill for the sake of killing, well u do kinda.
    Your comparison is kinda, weird... lol. It's a little different to enjoy a t-bone than it is to blow it up an enitre cow having nothing to eat.

    You're a crazy vegan aren't you? This post was a disguise, you're trying to convert all of us carnivores. I caught you and you can never take my meat away! (Esspecially venison).
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    I thought that the cow would be projectile and not the target when I opened the thread (before I read the first post).
    I thought this too and was thoroughly disappointed to find out this wasn't the case.

    I would definitely rocket launch a cow AT something else, just for the fun of it. Because flying cows are inherently funny.

    But as far as launching a regular rocket at a cow, that idea just doesn't appeal to me. I mean, why would you do that unless you had a reason?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    I'd MUCH rather rocket launch an old car or something. THAT would be fun.
    Hell yeah

    I'd like to rocket launch a garden shed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaulPaul
    to those of you who say u dont kill for the sake of killing, well u do kinda. You only eat meat for pleasure, thats it, nothing else. You don eat it for nurtition since there are plenty of vegetarians out there who get plenty of nutrition without killing animals, u just love that rotting carcass too much
    unfortunately, nothing can replace lean meat as far as nutrition goes. Nothing at all. Plus it's damn good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaulPaul
    btw, u had to buy the cow, and i thyink if u missed, u had a cow to keep
    HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! How can you miss a cow with a rocket launcher?

    That would be hilarious if you missed and hit a car, though. You've blown up someone's car and now own a cow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
    But as far as launching a regular rocket at a cow, that idea just doesn't appeal to me. I mean, why would you do that unless you had a reason?
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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    whats the fastest way to cambodia?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
    But as far as launching a regular rocket at a cow, that idea just doesn't appeal to me. I mean, why would you do that unless you had a reason?
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  25. #25
    If you want to launch a cow out of a rocket launcher, you can do it here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaulPaul
    to those of you who say u dont kill for the sake of killing, well u do kinda. You only eat meat for pleasure, thats it, nothing else. You don eat it for nurtition since there are plenty of vegetarians out there who get plenty of nutrition without killing animals, u just love that rotting carcass too much
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    I vote yes.

    ...to the ban. You can't yell at us non-vegans liek that.
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    A rocket launcher would make bull fights much more entertaining. They're gonna kill it anyway, might as well finish it with a bang.
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    lol ban wtf!?

    FWIW, i pretty much have eaten meat every day of my life
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    if i was only given the choice of a cow,

    hmmmm......


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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    whats the fastest way to cambodia?
    By rocket
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  32. #32
    Yeah I voted yes thinking we were gona launch a cow. I wouldnt shoota cow with a rocket launcher tho, that would be mean.
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  33. #33
    I am disappointed too, I thought this was about launching cows at something
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  34. #34
    I misunderstood the question. I thought we were gonna launch the cow with a rocket. Launching a rocket at a cow just doesnt seem as interesting.
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