By Request: Where do you like to pee?

[Sykedupp]

I took a piss last week behind a dumpster, it was SO MUCH FUN! And I think some old granny saw me as she drove by, though. She didnt look happy.

Thoughts/Stories?

-Chris

[Muxy]

In the 2 liter bottle beside my dual monitor set up!!! never sit out on stars thats when they deal you teh rockets!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[journey075]

In the 2 liter bottle beside my dual monitor set up!!! never sit out on stars thats when they deal you teh rockets!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats. so. gross.

[Eric]

In the 2 liter bottle beside my dual monitor set up!!! never sit out on stars thats when they deal you teh rockets!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, that is funny. I know what you mean though, I run to the toilet and back as fast as possible while playing online.

[Miffed22001]

I have my own personal bush on the way home from a night on the tiles.
:P

As for my mate, he tried down an emergency exit next to the nightclub.
nenawnenawnenaw!
Busted
$50 quid ($100)

[a500lbgorilla]

Pants.

-'rilla

[ville18]

ake's face.

[Xianti]

On her stomach.

[ville18]

On her stomach.

sicko.

[Xianti]

That's a golden compliment. She has a nice stomach.

[Gatlin Dan]

In the 2 liter bottle beside my dual monitor set up!!! never sit out on stars thats when they deal you teh rockets!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, that is funny. I know what you mean though, I run to the toilet and back as fast as possible while playing online.

I've got a patent on an invention.

The Poker Catheter...
Comes complete with the Ace of Spades printed on the bag, and a graduated cylinder to measure output.

[eeeee]

OK, you win. This is a great thing, peeing everywhere.

[Sykedupp]

OK, you win. This is a great thing, peeing everywhere.

NH


-Chris

[Lizard_King]

It's a close tie.

In my neighbor's closet and on the girl in bed next to me in bed. (Both experiences from college I would rather not repeat)

[hydroseeds]

It's a close tie.

In my neighbor's closet and on the girl in bed next to me in bed. (Both experiences from college I would rather not repeat)

Roofles.

Too drunk to walk to the bathroom?

[Eric]

A friend of my wife's once went on the vcr (apparently he was drunk and thought it was the toilet).

[realgenius]

In the big Ganutlet event last wednesday, I couldnt hold it anymore, I'm lactose intolerant and I had pizza for dinner.....So I run to the bathroom, my girlfriend starts screming "You have 2 queens!", but when you're lactose intolerant it's not like you can just pinch it off and go, so I finally get back in the room, and I see the Ladies, but before I can click on "I'm Back", they got folded. I was sad.

I just realized this was a peeing topic not a, well you know. Although when you're lactose intolerant it feels like your pissing out your arse....I'm not the only one am I?

[nomofoshobro]

when i was living in NYC, i peed on the G line subway platform once and on various construction site fences throughout the city. hey, when you gotta go and its 3am, what are you gonna do.?

but my personal favorite place to pee is in the great outdoors, preferable off the edge of a cliff with a magnificent vista spread out before me. ahhhhhhhhh.

[sinky]

The location was outside the famous Clachaig Inn at Glencoe, in the highlands of Scotland. We had been drinking all evening and at closing time decided we wern't done. Two of us bought a "carry-oot" and sat outside drinking for another hour or so. By this time it was 2.30 am and there was no one else about. I don't think we had seen another person or car for about 30 mins. So before starting back to the campsite, we had a piss into a ditch at the side of the single track road. After 6 hours drinking these things can take a few minutes and once youve started your kind of "pot commited" At this point we see car headlights coming round the bend in the road. This was not really of any concern to us, until the blue flashing lights went on. Next thing we know we are in the back of the police car giving or names and addresses.

We convinced ourselves that the police were just winding us up and nothing would come of it, but 5 days later I get a letter saying I had been charged with something along the lines of... "Urinating in a public place with likelyhood to cause offence". ROFLMAO. Fortunatley it only took one phonecall from a lawyer and the charges were dropped.

[DavSimon]

People ask me; "Hey Dav....why don't you spend more time in the FTR Community section"

and Xianti....if you can't think of something better to do with that girl rather than pee on her we need to have a serious sit down at the next FTR meet.

[Tim Vecchioni]

lol dav...however ive went to the bathroom several times, RAN up the stairs went to the bathroom, then RAN back down...only to find it counting 3 2 1 FOLD as i look at my aces go bye bye, ive done that atleast 3 times, however only once they woulda won if i stayed...

[ihategnomes]

Location - 2002 an unnamed wireless convention. Since I speaking everyone felt they had to buy me a drink. I was soo drunk and walking back to my hotel room when I decided, I couldn't wait anymore. There was this little fake garden like thing in the middle of the walkway, it had fake plants in it or what not, this was a perfect candidate.

[Sed]

I prefer to find my way to a public restroom, take up position right infront of the urinal and create a nice little puddle on the floor for everyone following me to stand in while doing their business... yes, I am that guy.

- sed

[Gatlin Dan]

I prefer to find my way to a public restroom, take up position right infront of the urinal and create a nice little puddle on the floor for everyone following me to stand in while doing their business... yes, I am that guy.

- sed

Damn you. I cuss you at least three times a day when I'm at work. At least it's not in the sink.

[Lizard_King]

I prefer to find my way to a public restroom, take up position right infront of the urinal and create a nice little puddle on the floor for everyone following me to stand in while doing their business... yes, I am that guy.

- sed

Damn you. I cuss you at least three times a day when I'm at work. At least it's not in the sink.

Could be worse, he could be the guy who pisses all over the toilet seat.

[Miffed22001]

Gatlin Dan wrote:
sed wrote:
I prefer to find my way to a public restroom, take up position right infront of the urinal and create a nice little puddle on the floor for everyone following me to stand in while doing their business... yes, I am that guy.

- sed


Damn you. I cuss you at least three times a day when I'm at work. At least it's not in the sink.


Could be worse, he could be the guy who pisses all over the toilet seat.

na.
thats me.

I still wet the bed.

[Miffed22001]

I still wet the bed.

Do you own a bed?

[Xianti]

I still wet the bed.

With semen or urine?

[EasyT]

In the 2 liter bottle beside my dual monitor set up!!! never sit out on stars thats when they deal you teh rockets!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Though disgusting, the result is a lot less disgusting than the empty 12oz Heineken that I "thought would cover it".

I still wet the bed.

With semen or urine?

Both.