All you racist mofos

[WhatsaDonk]

I'll admit it...I've formed a few stereotypes about certain ethnicities concerning their style of play at the table. I think they hold up about 75% of the time. Here's what I've found:

Asians - Tight to SemiTight, Aggressive.
Blacks - Loose, Passive, Chasers.
Latino - Semi Tight, Passive, Chasers.
Young White - Loose, Extremely Aggressive.
Old White - Tight, Passive

[OngBonga]

Chinese - strong mathematics
Russian - loose donkeys, probably drunk
Ukrainian - see Russian
Greek - compulsive gambler
German - ABC machine poker, goes downhill after 4th litre of strong beer
UK - overvalue top pair, complains in chat bar a lot
Argentinian / Spanish - TAGG, amusing when ranting in broken English littered with Spanish swears
Brazilian - same as above, except they speak Portuguese instead.
Iceland - lacking in vitamin D during winter months
Indigenous Canadian - solid
French Canadian - annoying

I'm not racist though, I don't hate on anyone for their skin colour, and I discriminate against everyone. We're all equally fucking retarded in my eyes.

[BorisTheSpider]

I discriminate against everyone.

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[OngBonga]

One of my favourite films.

[The Bean Counter]

Who you calling a mofo?

There are two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other cultures. And the Dutch.

[Miffed22001]

Chinese - strong mathematics
Russian - loose donkeys, probably drunk
Ukrainian - see Russian
Greek - compulsive gambler
German - ABC machine poker, goes downhill after 4th litre of strong beer
UK - CAN PLAY ON TEH PARTTTTTTY POKERS
Argentinian / Spanish - TAGG, amusing when ranting in broken English littered with Spanish swears
Brazilian - same as above, except they speak Portuguese instead.
Iceland - lacking in vitamin D during winter months
Indigenous Canadian - solid
French Canadian - annoying

I'm not racist though, I don't hate on anyone for their skin colour, and I discriminate against everyone. We're all equally fucking retarded in my eyes.

FYP

[Imthenewfish]

wtf do people actually use location for reads

[d0zer]

russian? i call.

[ColdDecked]

wtf do people actually use location for reads

Yeah. If it's close and the guy's Spanish or Nordic, I'd usually click call. If the guy's German, I'd tend to click fold.

[kiwiMark]

Doyle Brunson taught me that black people don't really want to win and asian people are either extremely talented or extremely lucky.

[kiwiMark]

Also remember a Deuces Cracked instructor mouseovering someone from Kelowna, "Well villain's from France I guess so in this kind of spot I..."

[!Luck]

Chinese - strong mathematics
Russian - loose donkeys, probably drunk
Ukrainian - see Russian
Greek - compulsive gambler
German - ABC machine poker, goes downhill after 4th litre of strong beer
UK - overvalue top pair, complains in chat bar a lot
Argentinian / Spanish - TAGG, amusing when ranting in broken English littered with Spanish swears
Brazilian - same as above, except they speak Portuguese instead.
Iceland - lacking in vitamin D during winter months
Indigenous Canadian - solid
French Canadian - annoying

I'm not racist though, I don't hate on anyone for their skin colour, and I discriminate against everyone. We're all equally fucking retarded in my eyes.

Read on Russians is true..at least if you play against me.

[Micro2Macro]

have not met or heard of a russian poker player who doesnt occasionally play drunk