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  1. #1876
    bear is super legit.

    national geographic vouches for it, and the guy and his bear are starring in a show on sunday about living in the wild with bears or something
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    Is it bad that sometimes if Wufwugy is the last person to post in a thread I dont open it because I know there will be way too many words?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    Is it bad that sometimes if Wufwugy is the last person to post in a thread I dont open it because I know there will be way too many words?
    Standard.
  4. #1879
    Yes, jumping on the bandwagon that I post too many words is fun Mr. 7% fewer words per post than me
  5. #1880
    does wpp change in commune?

    edit: apparently not
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    didn't the last guy that thought it would be a good idea to live with bears get fucking eaten?
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    didn't the last guy that thought it would be a good idea to live with bears get fucking eaten?
    silly bode, bears eat honey

    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    bear is photoshopped right

    I feel like I'm going out of my mind
    he'll get eaten eventually, just like timothy treadwell.
  9. #1884
    LOL Bigredaments.
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    I realized today that I can have a pretty bad temper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    I realized today that I can have a pretty bad temper.
    some meathead interrupt u while u was doing curls in the squat rack or wat
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    does wpp change in commune?

    edit: apparently not
    yup, total words keep counting ad infinitum. wpp def goes up in the commune.
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  13. #1888
    i fucking hate bugs.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    mother of mercy jack's new avatar is smoking!
    Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    mother of mercy jack's new avatar is smoking!
    Mine is way hotter ldo.
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    wesrmans is way hotter
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    http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2...dron-collider/

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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    mother of mercy jack's new avatar is smoking!
    pretty sure thats just a plastic fork
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    i fucking hate bugs.
    im fucking covered in bug bites. I hate them so fcking much. You want to scratch, you need to scratch, you should scratch... but the moment you do it becomes 10 times fcking worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    i fucking hate bugs.
    im fucking covered in bug bites. I hate them so fcking much. You want to scratch, you need to scratch, you should scratch... but the moment you do it becomes 10 times fcking worse.


    imo
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    check
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    wtf, cooling relief?
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    so nice
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    And I quote, "New Survival Seed Bank Lets You Plant a Full Acre Crisis Garden" Advertised on conservative talk radio.

    http://survivalseedbank.com/

    "What will your family eat when grocery store shelves are empty?"
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  25. #1900
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    mother of mercy jack's new avatar is smoking!
    pretty sure thats just a plastic fork
    I see what you did there.
  26. #1901
    "This contributes to diarrhea, the leading cause of illness and death, and translates to 1.5 million preventable deaths each year." from CNN.com, what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by yourfather
    "This contributes to diarrhea, the leading cause of illness and death, and translates to 1.5 million preventable deaths each year." from CNN.com, what?
    a link and/or proper context would rarely be useful in situations like this
  28. #1903
    Quote Originally Posted by yourfather
    "This contributes to diarrhea, the leading cause of illness and death, and translates to 1.5 million preventable deaths each year." from CNN.com, what?
    Totally. In third world nations, this is standard. How do you stop the diarrhea if your water source is tainted? You can't get away from it.

    Actually, even here in North America it can kill if not treated. The closest I've come to death was from diarrhea, I shit you not. Only after 8 litres of saline did I feel human again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    The closest I've come to death was from diarrhea, I shit you not..
    hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    And I quote, "New Survival Seed Bank Lets You Plant a Full Acre Crisis Garden" Advertised on conservative talk radio.

    http://survivalseedbank.com/

    "What will your family eat when grocery store shelves are empty?"
    Is the answer "the seeds"? Because by the time the grocery store is empty, it's too late to be planting stuff.

    WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE STORES ARE OUT OF SEEDS, SIR? WHAT THEN?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    And I quote, "New Survival Seed Bank Lets You Plant a Full Acre Crisis Garden" Advertised on conservative talk radio.

    http://survivalseedbank.com/

    "What will your family eat when grocery store shelves are empty?"
    Is the answer "the seeds"? Because by the time the grocery store is empty, it's too late to be planting stuff.

    WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE STORES ARE OUT OF SEEDS, SIR? WHAT THEN?
    we eat the stores
  32. #1907
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    The closest I've come to death was from diarrhea, I shit you not..
    hahaha
    haha go benny
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    mother of mercy jack's new avatar is smoking!
    pretty sure thats just a plastic fork
    and she's a good girl too!

    'cuz she eats her veggies
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    mother of mercy jack's new avatar is smoking!
    pretty sure thats just a plastic fork
    and she's a good girl too!

    'cuz she eats her veggies
    I bet shes not half the nasty whore that the bitch in my avatar is.
  35. #1910
    I am going camping for a few days starting tomorrow. I will likely drop acid. Good luck me.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  36. #1911
    ^^^^^^^ if you're with cool people, in a cool spot, and with good food, it'll be one of the funniest times of your life

    i envy a good camp
  37. #1912
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I am going camping for a few days starting tomorrow. I will likely drop acid. Good luck me.
    omg boost, you're in for the best time of your life. i just did this wednesday with 2 of my best friends and shall never forget it! nature is an incredible thing.
  38. #1913
    this was our view, my friend is pretty good at photography





    looked a lot cooler wednesday
  39. #1914
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by yourfather
    "This contributes to diarrhea, the leading cause of illness and death, and translates to 1.5 million preventable deaths each year." from CNN.com, what?
    a link and/or proper context would rarely be useful in situations like this
    http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/04/30/her...ley/index.html
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    ?wut
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    nom nom nom. pink m&m's

    yeah btw that's my hand.

    also - yeah i know i'm really white.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  42. #1917
    Hi Chelle.
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    Interesting article, demonstrating how easily viewpoints can be skewed if needed.

    http://www.alternet.org/audits/13628...about_pirates/
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    Damn, I'm home and not tired. Drunk but not sloppy drunk, but probably too drunk to put some hands in. That combined with me recent state of runbad could turn ugly. What a dilema.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Bolt of lighting! I'll play donkaments!


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Fuck donkaments


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  47. #1922
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Hi Chelle.
    ohi
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  48. #1923
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle


    nom nom nom. pink m&m's

    yeah btw that's my hand.

    also - yeah i know i'm really white.
    boy, your hand makes those M&Ms look really big.
  49. #1924
    Your palm to finger ratio is off the charts.
  50. #1925
    1:25 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Damn, I'm home and not tired. Drunk but not sloppy drunk, but probably too drunk to put some hands in. That combined with me recent state of runbad could turn ugly. What a dilema.
    1:26 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Bolt of lighting! I'll play donkaments!
    2:26 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Fuck donkaments
    I LOL'd
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    ^^^^^^^ if you're with cool people, in a cool spot, and with good food, it'll be one of the funniest times of your life

    i envy a good camp
    +1

    a good camp is excellent and great for the soul
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    drunkj as hell and booted out of WW

    GAY
    i'd fill 2 pages ina minute
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    does anybody speak french?

    how important is the distinction between, say, réparer and reparer?

    The word I'm looking for is fix, context I don't believe is very significant.
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    outside of some food, pretty much everything french sucks, so dont worry too much over it.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    how did you type the accented e?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    how did you type the accented e?
    How do you get that backwards b?

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3208/...9eaeba.jpg?v=0
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    and i'm sure French holds the same rules as Spanish, the accent and pronunciation of stressed syllables changes the entire word
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    é
    I dont have one of these on my keyboard. I said accented, not italicized
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    Its called Character Map, OP.

    Also, four more days to go for the next season of Top Gear. I just wish Clarkson takes the Ferrari California on some intercontinental trip, like London to Algeria or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    does anybody speak french?

    how important is the distinction between, say, réparer and reparer?

    The word I'm looking for is fix, context I don't believe is very significant.
    Like any good Canadian, I took 12 years of Parisian French in school (why Parisian when we're hours away from Québec? Fuck you, Ministry of Education). Now I speak Frenglish, which I assume is good enough for your purposes.

    The distinction between réparer and reparer is more about style than substance. In this particular case, the absence of the the accent doesn't make it a different word. It's more along the lines of a spelling mistake, but one that will piss off French people because you're an anglo butchering their language.

    That said, is réparer correct in the context you want to use it? Literally, it means to repair. Fix can have different meanings in English.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    how did you type the accented e?
    Alt-key, müthãƒûcká§.
  62. #1937
    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    how did you type the accented e?
    Alt + 130
    [04:18] <+Bbickes> do u has teh agoraphobia?
    [04:18] <+fat> im agressive yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    does anybody speak french?

    how important is the distinction between, say, réparer and reparer?

    The word I'm looking for is fix, context I don't believe is very significant.
    Like any good Canadian, I took 12 years of Parisian French in school (why Parisian when we're hours away from Québec? Fuck you, Ministry of Education). Now I speak Frenglish, which I assume is good enough for your purposes.

    The distinction between réparer and reparer is more about style than substance. In this particular case, the absence of the the accent doesn't make it a different word. It's more along the lines of a spelling mistake, but one that will piss off French people because you're an anglo butchering their language.

    That said, is réparer correct in the context you want to use it? Literally, it means to repair. Fix can have different meanings in English.
    thank you, this is a perfect explanation.

    now it's time to impress a french chick with my uber good french skills...
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    how did you type the accented e?
    How do you get that backwards b?

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3208/...9eaeba.jpg?v=0
    haha, makes me laugh everytime
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    I love french chicks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    how did you type the accented e?
    How do you get that backwards b?

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3208/...9eaeba.jpg?v=0
    I like the wording of the bash.org version slightly better:

    #330261 +(15033)- [X]
    <i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
    <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
    <BonyNoMore> wait
    <BonyNoMore> never mind
    [04:18] <+Bbickes> do u has teh agoraphobia?
    [04:18] <+fat> im agressive yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by JinxT4
    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    how did you type the accented e?
    Alt + 130
    wtf does this mean?
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  68. #1943
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    now it's time to impress a french chick with my uber good french skills...
    How French? Like, pit hair French?
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    I went camping, however I did not end up tripping. The kid who was gonna bring the fun stuff flaked.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by JinxT4
    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    how did you type the accented e?
    Alt + 130
    wtf does this mean?
    While holding down Alt, type 130 on the numeric keypad.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    now it's time to impress a french chick with my uber good french skills...
    How French? Like, pit hair French?
    like this french

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by JinxT4
    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    how did you type the accented e?
    Alt + 130
    wtf does this mean?
    While holding down Alt, type 130 on the numeric keypad.
    i swear sometimes i lose track of whose pretending to be stupid and who's..... actually stupid.

    i'm fairly certain you got leveled though.

    and i possibly got re-leveled.
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    I really don't see how I got leveled there but it's a pretty safe bet to assume I was the stupid one.

    Edit: No wait, it was bode who posted before me. He's definitely wayyyyyyy dumber.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    you got leveled, there is no 130 key dumaz!
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    no one got leveled. i kept trying to hold alt and press 130 at the top of the keyboard, not on the number pad. i figured you eurodonks hand special keys or something!
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.

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