Randomness thread, part two.

[bigspenda73]

if that's the case it's the first time in my life I've been "lucky"

[Lukie]

Typically when I have to wake up early and get about 5-6 hours I feel awful but that's not the case today.

You probably got lucky and woke up during the light sleep portion of your sleep cycle. Mine seems to be about 90 minutes, ie. I don't feel groggy if I get 6, 7.5 or 9 hours of sleep but I'm fucked if I get 8 hours.

Read up on sleep cycles if you're not familiar with what I'm talking about. It's pretty interesting stuff.

I used to read into this a bit but I need to touch up. I think the cycles average somewhere around 90 minutes for a typical person, but the earlier ones tend to be longer and the later ones tend to be shorter.

[UG]

There is a tornado on the ground about 20 miles from my house, heading east on I-70. I'm south of I-70 by about four miles, so it won't hit us, but it's going to be semi-close and all of the sirens are going off because of it.

I thought about driving down there to take a look, but then I thought that'd probably be a bad idea. Agree?

[ChrisBCritter]

A helicopter just buzzed over my house, probably less than 100 ft above me. Holy shit was that loud. That hasn't ever happened before, weird.

[UG]

bah, tornado was "rain-wrapped" so there was no chance to see it anyway


some fucker in my neighborhood is mowing his grass and it just rained, wtf?

[bigspenda73]

bah, tornado was "rain-wrapped" so there was no chance to see it anyway


some fucker in my neighborhood is mowing his grass and it just rained, wtf?

ppl in Oklahoma are idiots obv

[UG]

bah, tornado was "rain-wrapped" so there was no chance to see it anyway


some fucker in my neighborhood is mowing his grass and it just rained, wtf?

ppl in Oklahoma are idiots obv

good thing I live in KANSAS

word to your mother

[will641]

so i was listening to radio yesterday, and heard this chevy ad. as an incentive to buy a chevy car, they were offering 100 shares of gm! i burst into tears laughing.

http://www.marketwatch.com/tools/quo...&freq=1&time=9

[Lukie]

There is a tornado on the ground about 20 miles from my house, heading east on I-70. I'm south of I-70 by about four miles, so it won't hit us, but it's going to be semi-close and all of the sirens are going off because of it.

I thought about driving down there to take a look, but then I thought that'd probably be a bad idea. Agree?

Lukie theorem on 'whether or not it's a good idea': if you have to ask on teh internets whether or not something is a good idea, it most definitely is not.

- life nit

[will641]

can we have all lukie theorems laid out in one post?

[bigspenda73]

we cannot risk the universe

[Lukie]

we cannot risk the universe

[a500lbgorilla]

we cannot risk the universe

haha

[badgers]

my head is in agony from that second picture wtf is going on there.

hint?

[Parasurama]

my head is in agony from that second picture wtf is going on there.

hint?

They aren't straight lines

[bigspenda73]

let's say you're at the grocery store with a basket full of items (20+) and there is only one line open. You get to the line and someone is finishing up. 5-10 sec after you arrive (you haven't unloaded anything yet) someone walks up behind you with 2 items in their hands. What are the chances you let them go ahead of you?

I feel like for me it's 100% but in my experience people letting me go is like 5-10%.

[will641]

i sometimes will just ask if the person won't offer and make up some white lie about being in a rush. if i have a cart full of shit i'll def let them go ahead.

[givememyleg]

100%

[givememyleg]

also, i hate the kinda people where i offer them and for some strange reason they say "oh no that's okay!" like it a huge favor and they couldn't possibly inconvenience me.

and even worse if i say "you sure?" and they then say "alright sure thanks"

why the f couldn't they just say yes to begin with?

[bigspenda73]

you mean 100% you offer or 100% people offer to let you go. This story sucks but I'm bored so whatevs.

The rest of my story goes like this. There is a married couple in front of me who decided to do their weekly grocery shopping at 8:30pm on a Sunday, fine w/e. I get up to the line and it's just the woman, her husband is going to get a few more items, this does not stop her from not even acknowledging my existence. Instead, she makes small-talk with the cashier who takes forever to slide her stuff. Then, she walks to the store manager to ask him about the packaging on a box of cereal. I cannot make this shit up. While this is happening (25+ items being scanned) the husband still hasn't returned. Luckily the cashier takes this time to sit there and scratch his ass instead of bagging her groceries. A little more time passes and the husband comes flying in with a carton of orange juice, YAY. This process takes the 6th grade educated cashier another minute trying to figure out how to re-open the ticket to swipe the juice. After all is said and done she forgets she had a coupon, which, after 30 seconds of explanation she realizes is expired.

I got a text when I stepped in line which made it easy for me to realize that I stood in line for 6 minutes waiting to get checked out. As I'm leaving I see them loading their SUV, kinda wanted to go park in front of them for ~5 minutes to waste their time but ofc I'd never do it cuz I'm a huge pussy.

[Lukie]

20 Lukie points go to the first person who correctly guesses what google image search I used to get those 2 pictures.

hint: It has to do with the not risking the universe comment in the Back to the Future movies.

[Chelle]

my tummy hurts

[Galapogos]

my head is in agony from that second picture wtf is going on there.

Looks like someone who sucks at Tetris if you ask me.

[boost]

Im going to thailand in a month for 2 1/2 weeks. Holla.

[Chelle]

is thai food good? i've never had it.

[BennyLaRue]

is thai food good? i've never had it.

Oh, yeah. Everything is super fresh. You like spicy stuff?

[boost]

so good, so very good. Im really excited because Im going with school and we will have hands on workshops in which we will learn all about thai food and have a chance to try our hands at cooking in the different thai styles and whatnot.

Oh and have jesse take you into a big city so you can eat some thai food..

[BennyLaRue]

so good, so very good. Im really excited because Im going with school and we will have hands on workshops in which we will learn all about thai food and have a chance to try our hands at cooking in the different thai styles and whatnot

You're a lucky dude. I'm a little jealous.

[Chelle]

I like hot wings. I like jap/chinese food. Is it like a combo of both worlds?

There is this semi-new thai place in the town over. Idk if they suck or not.

What about sushi, is it good?

[gonefishin420]

a black bear and a tiger fighting till death on the moon

[bigred]

I like hot wings. I like jap/chinese food. Is it like a combo of both worlds?

There is this semi-new thai place in the town over. Idk if they suck or not.

What about sushi, is it good?

Good sushi is great

[kfaess]

Fuck you, Yankees!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCPXas1kRE4

watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P1b0RN2sB4
















HAHAHAHAHAHAH lol at yankees

REDSOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigspenda73]

Good sushi is great

I'm in this camp, until last summer I never had good sushi until we went to some nice place in Vegas and then a few places in Cali.

[bigred]

Fuck you, Yankees!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCPXas1kRE4

watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P1b0RN2sB4

i watched the game but thx
















HAHAHAHAHAHAH lol at yankees

REDSOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[will641]

is thai food good? i've never had it.

do they have thai people in north carolina?

[bigspenda73]

gayest thing you've ever seen?

[givememyleg]

awwww that's so adorable

[boost]

chelle, thai cuisine ... the best I can describe it is a blend between chinese and indian.

[Luco]

Stewie's iPod commercial. 'Warrior' is one of the few songs on Guitar Hero that I actually managed to get 100% on...

[BennyLaRue]

gayest thing you've ever seen?

Are they playing to see who gets to wear teh cuffs?

[GatorJH]

gayest thing you've ever seen?

awwww, they have matching avatars. How cute...............if you're Courtie.

[will641]

chelle, start off your thai experience with making some chicken lemongrass soup w/ coconut milk. its like there will be a party in your mouth, and everyones invited.

[dthorne04]

gayest thing you've ever seen?

def. not gayer than your old avatar.

also fml, now down 0-2 in the series. aklsjd;f

[Chelle]

chelle, start off your thai experience with making some chicken lemongrass soup w/ coconut milk. its like there will be a party in your mouth, and everyones invited.

chicken lemongrass soup sounds good, but idk about coconut milk, if it tastes anything like coconut i won't like it.

[boost]

ha, then you might not be a big fan of thai food. A lot of the sauces are finished with coconut milk.

[boost]

p.s. your pink m16 has a hello kitty sticker on it who is holding a pink AK..

head asplode!

[Chelle]

p.s. your pink m16 has a hello kitty sticker on it who is holding a pink AK..

head asplode!

i noticed. pretty awesome, huh?

they also made a smaller pinkish/purpleish gun with hello kitty on it.

[wufwugy]

azn noodle dishes are easily the best food in the world. im spoiled tho since its huge in western wa just like coffee so ive been able to try a ton of it

[swiggidy]

I let people go all the time and 50% they're shocked like it's never happened before. If someone said no thanks I don't bat an eye and finish up in like 2 min because I'm not mentally disabled. If I have 2 items and there is a line, I usually put the items on the nearest flat surface and leave.

Then, she walks to the store manager to ask him about the packaging on a box of cereal.

I would have walked out right here. Unless I thought about the actual cost of standing there for 2 min compared to making a separate trip to some other store at a later point in time. Then I would hate myself for being logical and be grumpier.

[Warpe]

New word describing guys with mad cooking skillz: gastrosexuals.

[flomo]

I like hot wings. I like jap/chinese food. Is it like a combo of both worlds?

There is this semi-new thai place in the town over. Idk if they suck or not.

What about sushi, is it good?

it is all good, and all slightly different from each other
thai, chinese(all the regions), korean, japanese, burmese, cambodian and my current addiction vietnamese


and indian which to me seems almost not to fit with the others

sushi is excellent, i suggest going with some one who his experienced with eating sushi--or if you are like me and eat almost anything just wing it at the bar and let the chef tell you how to do it

dim sum(chinese) is excellent also, places with carts are more fun

[boost]

yah Ive been eating quite a bit of vietnamese food lately myself. Theres some damn good pho in chicago. As for indian food not fitting.. I dont really agree. If you start by eating chinese cuisine, then thai, then indian, then you can understand the link.

[will641]

lollapalooza line-up in chi-town this year looks mother fucking bad ass. there is no way im not going.

[donkbee]

Thai and Malaysian food = some of the best food EVER. If you live in the Vancouver area and you haven't been to Banana Leaf, go ASAP. My favorite restaurant.

Oh and I my avatar ... although I should have fought harder for the yellow version

[will641]

im off probation1!!! gonna get so lifted today.

[givememyleg]

yay i'll celebrate for you too will!!

[kingnat]

And it's Maine Day!!!.. Whooo-HHooo!!!... Eat some Lobster er something.

[SaulPaul]

Is adblock refusing to work on the new firefox version on anyone elses comp?

[wesrman]

Ivey vs Antonius HU HEROS on Tilt right now.

Pretty sick so far.

[BankItDrew]

just walked in on my brother and gf

[wufwugy]

bro and HIS gf right?

cuz if not wow

[bode]

yeah thats a pretty important clarification drew

[BankItDrew]

haha woops

his

[wesrman]

Is she hot???


Im watching Wolverine and noticed that Daniel Negreanu is in it. Awesome movie BTW.

[bigspenda73]

orly>?\fdaf

linky?

[flomo]

getting drunk for WILL###!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e

just walked in on my brother and gf

we need pics

[Parasurama]

http://cowbirdsinlove.com/75

[givememyleg]

yay i'll celebrate for you too will!!

wow, i think i may have celebrated too hard.

unpossible?

[will641]

yay i'll celebrate for you too will!!

wow, i think i may have celebrated too hard.

unpossible?

haha, respect yo! i smoked all day pretty much, went to throw darts at a pub, got rocked, got drunk.

[Warpe]

one hundred and EIGHHHHHTTTTEEEEEE!

[will641]

damn warpe that is random.

[Chelle]

just walked in on my brother and gf

the first thing i thought was how you should have gotten proof.

then posted the pics all over the net

and linked us to them.

[wufwugy]

grizzly bear best man at wedding

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...ner-table.html

[a500lbgorilla]

http://www.thelocal.se/19120.html

Robot attacks worker with computations of world domination, i suspect.

[bigspenda73]

bear is photoshopped right

I feel like I'm going out of my mind