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  1. #1426
    why do you put an egg in meatloaf?
  2. #1427
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    why do you put an egg in meatloaf?
    Because eggs are baby meats.
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  3. #1428
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    why do you put an egg in meatloaf?
    Because eggs are baby meats.
    that and it holds the meat together better than without.
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
  4. #1429
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    why do you put an egg in meatloaf?
    For binding purposes due to putting a lot of lean meat in it; without the egg it doesn't hold it's shape as well. Maybe other reasons too.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  5. #1430
    Lean meat is teh suck. Stick some ground pork in and viola, no need for eggs.
  6. #1431
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Lean meat is teh suck. Stick some ground pork in and viola, no need for eggs.
    I'm not sure what a string instrument would do for the flavor though...
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  7. #1432
    zing!
  8. #1433
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Lean meat is teh suck. Stick some ground pork in and viola, no need for eggs.
    I'm not sure what a string instrument would do for the flavor though...
    It's a texture thing.
  9. #1434
    strings hold stuff together - ldo
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    i'm officially a nielsen household. i almost threw away the packet, as it had been sitting on my desk for about two weeks. but, then i opened it up, saw 5 crisp ones, and said well since i'm getting paid, i'll do the survey.

  11. #1436
    Hey Kingnat, did you move to Fargo yet? Looks pretty fucked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    why do you put an egg in meatloaf?
    isn't it freaking obvious? PROTEEEEEIN.
  13. #1438
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Hey Kingnat, did you move to Fargo yet? Looks pretty fucked.
    It's odd... in order for me to actually get hired for the job in Fargo, I basically had to wait until the spouse of the chair of the search committee passed away (very sad obv), and now it would seem I may have some cheap housing opportunities due to all this flooding....

    It just seems that I can only have success at the expense of others suffering...........


    ..... anybody around here up for a little suffering?
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    strings hold stuff together - ldo
    Let's lock this thread after this post, it won't get any better.
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  15. #1440
    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    ..... anybody around here up for a little suffering?
    We're poker players aren't we?
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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  17. #1442
    Mmmm....Falafel Place. http://www.falafelplace.ca/ My lunch today:

    Shwarma - Pieces of lamb, lettuce and tahini sauce in a pita $7.25

    Curry, Lentil, Yam Soup (Vegan, no fat added) - Lentils, yams, carrots, onions, a bit spicy $4.50

    *urp*
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    Old people are funny
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  19. #1444
    I accidentally your mother.
  20. #1445
    i doubt that was an accident
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
  21. #1446
    is that bad?
  22. #1447
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    is that bad?
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  26. #1451
    <<<< can't stop laughing
  27. #1452
    <<<wishes he understood but will fake laugh/smile not to seem out of place
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    <<<< can't stop laughing
    ditto

    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    <<<wishes he understood but will fake laugh/smile not to seem out of place
    It wouldn't be as funny if I have to 'splain it to you, but I will if you want me to.
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  30. #1455
    that batman shit is not funny

    biden palin shit was funny
  31. #1456
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    pm'd as to not kill the fun
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    I think we accidentally the commune today
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  33. #1458
    you officially win the Internets today, bigred

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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    the best tea ever is earl grey with lots of milk and vanilla syrup.
    Early Grey makes me puke in my mouth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    you officially win the Internets today, bigred
    boy had it on today, commune needs more of that
  37. #1462
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    the best tea ever is earl grey with lots of milk and vanilla syrup.
    Early Grey makes me puke in my mouth
    you have terrible taste, sir.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    the best tea ever is earl grey with lots of milk and vanilla syrup.
    Early Grey makes me puke in my mouth
    you have terrible taste, sir.
    Says the woman dating Dtheezy.
  39. #1464
    courtney is dating dthorne?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  40. #1465
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    courtney is dating dthorne?
    where have you been for the past forever?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    courtney is dating dthorne?
    where have you been for the past forever?
    i think you just got leveled.
  42. #1467
    right... right... I leveled him, thats it! Psh.. what a sucker, amirite?


    seriously though.. she is?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  43. #1468
    you already leveled us once, boost


    what you're doing now is just mean and cruel


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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    right... right... I leveled him, thats it! Psh.. what a sucker, amirite?


    seriously though.. she is?
    is she really? i have no idea
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    you already leveled us once, boost


    what you're doing now is just mean and cruel
    hi
  46. #1471
    FTR is clearly an expert dating service imo
    derp
  47. #1472
    do you guys ever write each other naughty pm's? Or make poker anologies while doing it? Does she sport the ftr thong for you?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  48. #1473
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    do you guys ever write each other naughty pm's? Or make poker anologies while doing it? Does she sport the ftr thong for you?
    D-
    derp
  49. #1474
    how come she doesn't use the thong avatar anymore, is it cuz you were jealous?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    do you guys ever write each other naughty pm's? Or make poker anologies while doing it? Does she sport the ftr thong for you?
    "i'm all in"
    "i've got my ace in your hole"
    "stop backdooring me"
  51. #1476
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    how come she doesn't use the thong avatar anymore, is it cuz you were jealous?
    i don't think it's so much a jealousy issue as it is a hey, i don't want you assholes seeing my girlfriends ass

    *unless you ship me $50 first
    derp
  52. #1477
    why ship you 50$ when Ive already got it saved to my hd?


    p.s. fap fap fap
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  53. #1478
    most disturbing thing you will ever read

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritzl_case
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    most disturbing thing you will ever read
    yeah, that about sums it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    most disturbing thing you will ever read
    yeah, that about sums it up.
    been all over the news here for a while in Europe. Austrians are all a bit odd, but he seems sicker than most....
    Normski
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    toady, in one of those social network thingies, i learn about a girl in Eindhoven in the Netherlands called Svelina Fuckof.


    Damn.
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    so the other day I slept over this girl's house, and she has these MASSIVE pillows. Like super stuffed pillows. So it's like 6 in the morning and she is passed out, snoring like crazy, and I'm trying to get in a comfortable position but it's so difficult because her pillows make it impossible for me to sleep. So I kept going back and forth between not using any pillow and using the pillow that was way too big, both of which sucked about equally. After a couple hours, I just left.

    cliffs notes:
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    ^^ Ummm, wake her up and have sex again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    ^^ Ummm, wake her up and have sex again?
    This is a Lukie story Swiggs, he hasn't had sex with her yet.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    no comment on the epicly awesome epic fail pic? weak.
  62. #1487
    anyone else heard about this "Conficker" virus set to cause a ruckus tomorrow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    no comment on the epicly awesome epic fail pic? weak.
    One of my favorite Simpsons moments ever.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  64. #1489
    Speaking of hilarious Simpsons moments.



    Can anyone make this into an FTR avatar for me?
    derp
  65. #1490
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    anyone else heard about this "Conficker" virus set to cause a ruckus tomorrow?
    No, what about it do you know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    anyone else heard about this "Conficker" virus set to cause a ruckus tomorrow?
    my mom, who is completely computer retarded, just called me scared to death about it but I don't know what it is really.
  67. #1492
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    anyone else heard about this "Conficker" virus set to cause a ruckus tomorrow?
    No, what about it do you know?
    just that there have been multiple articles about it on yahoo.com's front page in the past week. All I know is that it supposedly has infected a huge amount of machines but has been dormant and it's launch/strike-date is April 1st.

    I know very little about this kind of thing so this is what I've gathered from reading a few articles.
  68. #1493
    April 1, 2009

    R.I.P Intertron



    Nice knowing you guys!


  69. #1494
    I'll regret never cybering Courtie
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I'll regret never cybering Courtie
    except it was me
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    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I'll regret never cybering Courtie
    except it was me
    I KNEW THE WHOLE TIME
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    ill never regret phoning courtie. she never e-walked the same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I'll regret never cybering Courtie
    except it was me
    gg reading comprehension

    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    ill never regret phoning courtie. she never e-walked the same.
    definitely the best moments of my life. especially that night I got to talk to gabe, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    Speaking of hilarious Simpsons moments.

    Can anyone make this into an FTR avatar for me?
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