Randomness thread, part two.

[boost]

I took the train down to pick up my car from the shop today. Car runs like new, Im so happy! I didnt really have anything to do so I drove around a lil and ended up at a mall. I parked and headed for the entrance and this guy comes bolting out, full speed, hands full with bags. 15 ft behind him is a security guard, and then another. The guy is fast, but he is forced to drop the bags to keep his speed up. The security guard stops at the bags, bent over, huffing and puffing.

As I walked into the mall everyone was out of their shops and kiosks looking outside and whatnot.

[a500lbgorilla]

how do you not tackle him? Not to be a hero. Not to punish a thief. But simply to lower your shoulder into the chest of a dude running full speed. Social norms almost never allow it!

And yah, this is coming from a guy who would watch him run right by and say, "I wish I tackled him!"

[boost]

ha, I def see where youre coming from, but I was having too much fun simply being an spectator. And not only that, but I was cheering for the kid.

[flomo]

you removed an adjective
what was it?

[bigspenda73]

Paris Hilton is hot

true story

[wufwugy]

speaking of paris looks like ali g making new movie about bruno trying to restart his career by doing a sex tape, and apparently theres a scene where he tries to seduce ron paul for like five minutes

gon be mega

[swiggidy]

Paris Hilton is hot

true story

Her face is kind of weird, but not in a "eww gross way". I would def sex her.

[a500lbgorilla]

i would have sex with her only becuase she has a body which easily meets my low standards for dicking. But would I tell anyone about it?

[a500lbgorilla]

Fck yah I would.

My doctor for starters. Then an ever widening circle of friends. Starting with Best and growing to Sort-of.

[swiggidy]

Fck yah I would.

My doctor for starters. Then an ever widening circle of friends. Starting with Best and growing to Sort-of.

finishing with that random guy sitting next to you at the bar

[a500lbgorilla]

good times

[givememyleg]

it makes me angry that i even know of paris hilton's existence

[Jack Sawyer]

how do you not tackle him? Not to be a hero. Not to punish a thief. But simply to lower your shoulder into the chest of a dude running full speed. Social norms almost never allow it!

And yah, this is coming from a guy who would watch him run right by and say, "I wish I tackled him!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UhG0afRdQA

[Robb]

FWIW, if you buy a new cell phone, take your old phone and charger and give it to a 3- or 4-year-old child you know. We just changed plans, got new phones, and our kids LOVE playing with the two old phones, taking pictures, playing the ringtones, etc. Make a kid happy.

[a500lbgorilla]

how irresponsible! those kids'll be downloading drugs and porn with those confangled things in no time! kids are very tech savvy these days. Their generation is born with computer instincts we could never posses.

[kfaess]

joebin > dude von dudenstein > brosef montana

[bode]

joebin > dude von dudenstein > brosef montana

just saw that last night and it was hilarious!

[BennyLaRue]

Paris Hilton has size 11 feet.

nice catch.

but she is so not hot.. she looks like a fucking martian.

I tend to agree with you but she does have fantastic littleboobs, with perfect little nips, if you're into that sort of thing.

[kfaess]

joebin > dude von dudenstein > brosef montana

just saw that last night and it was hilarious!

omg fucking amazing. I've seen it twice cause the first time I saw a screening for free.

[a500lbgorilla]

what are you blabberin about?

[bode]

what are you blabberin about?

i love you, rilla!

[a500lbgorilla]

i love me too

[bigspenda73]

I wish I was drunk so I had the excuse to go get some Taco Bell

[celtic123]

I was in my bank,at at the front of the queue, 2 old ladies hobbled in quite fast.

One shouted" quick phone the police,the jewllers is being robbed"

My first thought was, they were scamming me ,the front of the queue is special.

I went outside, 4 hooded chaps were trying to sledgehammer the front window of the
jewellers,next door to the bank.

There were passers by mingled amongst the hooded crew, trying to distract them from suceeding.

they gave up and sped off.

awsome.

Back in the bank.There was no queue, nor staff, they were all outside

[bigred]

I just got back from scuba diving in Saba (island near St. Maarten)

Here's a good one:

My boat pulls up to a mooring and as we're putting our gear on our dive master sees a small, private boat pulling up near us and says "Hey, that's the boat with Kurt Russell and Owen Wilson on it." Sure enough Kurt Russell, Owen Wilson, Kate Hudson, and Flea from RHCP pull up next to us in a boat, wave, and then dive in the water with us. I got to Scuba dive next to these stars for a good 40 minutes. Apparently Kate Hudson jumped in the water, panicked, and then decided to sun bathe instead (which I saw later...hot!). When the boat pulled into the harbor after our diving, Goldie Hawn and Luke Wilson got on our boat as we were getting off and said hello. They had been hiking up on the mountain. Pretty sweet imo.

[Galapogos]

There were passers by mingled amongst the hooded crew, trying to distract them from suceeding.

When you say distracted I assume you mean trying to stop them physically. But I just picture people standing off to the sides waving their arms going, "Hey bad guy, look over here!". And it makes me laugh.

[bigspenda73]

sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk B to da igred

[Galapogos]

Haha, Flea seems more out of place with that crowd than Bigred and his friends.

[bigred]

Haha, Flea seems more out of place with that crowd than Bigred and his friends.

I didn't recognize him tbh. He was towards the back of their boat so I only saw him up close underwater. He had a full wet suit, mask, etc on so I had no idea it was him until later on when I was talking to their dive master on the beach.

[Jack Sawyer]

pretty ballin' bigreddo

BUT HOW WAS THE LANDING ON SABA?

[bigred]

pretty ballin' bigreddo

BUT HOW WAS THE LANDING ON SABA?

Pretty nuts. The planes that land are required to have props that can be instantly geared into reverse. The second the plane touches down on the runway the pilot throws the plane into reverse and the thing just comes to a complete halt. It's a 1300 foot runway I think?

[wufwugy]

That crew is just irregular without Steven Seagal and Prince

[boost]

wait, you mean Russel Crowe, not Kurt Russel right? Cuz Kurt Russel definitely seems super out of place..

[BennyLaRue]

wait, you mean Russel Crowe, not Kurt Russel right? Cuz Kurt Russel definitely seems super out of place..

Kurt Russell is Kate Hudson's stepdad. Owen Wilson is banging Kate Hudson. It makes sense and I hate that I know that stuff.

[bigred]

wait, you mean Russel Crowe, not Kurt Russel right? Cuz Kurt Russel definitely seems super out of place..

Kurt Russell is Kate Hudson's stepdad. Owen Wilson is banging Kate Hudson. It makes sense and I hate that I know that stuff.

This. No idea what flea is doing in the mix.

[BennyLaRue]

This. No idea what flea is doing in the mix.

Flea is banging Luke Wilson?!?!

[boost]

lolohollywood

I wish kurt russell was my step dad ffs..

[Jack Sawyer]

Name to watch out for in coming years:

Yu Darvish

[GatorJH]

I just got back from scuba diving in Saba (island near St. Maarten)

Here's a good one:

My boat pulls up to a mooring and as we're putting our gear on our dive master sees a small, private boat pulling up near us and says "Hey, that's the boat with Kurt Russell and Owen Wilson on it." Sure enough Kurt Russell, Owen Wilson, Kate Hudson, and Flea from RHCP pull up next to us in a boat, wave, and then dive in the water with us. I got to Scuba dive next to these stars for a good 40 minutes. Apparently Kate Hudson jumped in the water, panicked, and then decided to sun bathe instead (which I saw later...hot!). When the boat pulled into the harbor after our diving, Goldie Hawn and Luke Wilson got on our boat as we were getting off and said hello. They had been hiking up on the mountain. Pretty sweet imo.

awesome post but wrong thread. The Totally Livin thread is down the hall.

[will641]

EPIC-

http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009/03/th...-cheeseburger/

[givememyleg]

nasty shit right there

[bigspenda73]

You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?

[boost]

You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?

Go right ahead...

[BennyLaRue]

Ah, hit the spot.

[bode]

EPIC-

http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009/03/th...-cheeseburger/

wasn't it Jack Black who created the Mc Surf and Turf? Something like a double quarter pounder with cheese, stuffed with a Fillet of Fish and some fries?

[flomo]

this is why you're fat


another great food bomb site--i love the "Friders"
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/page/3

[bigspenda73]

gawd just browsed through 5+ pages of that stuff

some of it looks awesome, some of it just looks ridiculously disgusting.

[bigspenda73]

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=3938913

[givememyleg]

i love you all ftr!

[will641]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxScT...layer_embedded

[XTR1000]

so whales are intelligent beings?

http://www.odt.co.nz/news/world/4890...stranded-again

[wufwugy]

the existence of lobotomies confirms humans are retarded

[bigred]

You could say they're having a whale of a time!

[Jack Sawyer]

http://www.naplesnews.com/blogs/obse...oristdefentry/

[BennyLaRue]

You could say they're having a whale of a time!

THEY'RE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING!

[bigred]

You could say they're having a whale of a time!

THEY'RE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING!

That they're on Spring Break and need a tan?

[ake_himself]

hey big gay red

[kingnat]

I recently stopped drinking coffee and have switched to tea. I was afraid that i'd feel like less of a man because of it... and the truth is, I do... I feel like a huge pussy.

[ChrisBCritter]

I recently stopped drinking coffee and have switched to tea. I was afraid that i'd feel like less of a man because of it... and the truth is, I do... I feel like a huge pussy.

Have a beer instead?

[a500lbgorilla]

http://www.naplesnews.com/blogs/observation_post/2009/mar/22/terroristdefentry/

I watched America: Freedom to Fascism. God damn.

[will641]

the existence of lobotomies confirms humans are retarded

true story: joe kennedy (JFK's dad) ordered a lobotomy for his semi-retarded daughter because he thought it might make her stop embarrassing the family. i.e. for political reasons.

[Stacks]

the existence of lobotomies confirms humans are retarded

true story: joe kennedy (JFK's dad) ordered a lobotomy for his semi-retarded daughter because he thought it might make her stop embarrassing the family. i.e. for political reasons.

I think it was because of her mood swings or whatever. And after she was considered retarded, with speech becoming nonsensical babble. And because of this her sister started the Special Olympics in "honor" of her sister?

[will641]

the existence of lobotomies confirms humans are retarded

true story: joe kennedy (JFK's dad) ordered a lobotomy for his semi-retarded daughter because he thought it might make her stop embarrassing the family. i.e. for political reasons.

I think it was because of her mood swings or whatever. And after she was considered retarded, with speech becoming nonsensical babble. And because of this her sister started the Special Olympics in "honor" of her sister?

well the documentary i watched said, iirc, that she was at the very least not as sharp or smart or whatever as her brothers and she felt like she didn't get any attention or w/e because she had no political aspirations. so, she acted out for attention or something like that.

[swiggidy]

I recently stopped drinking coffee and have switched to tea. I was afraid that i'd feel like less of a man because of it... and the truth is, I do... I feel like a huge pussy.

Are you drinking Lipton? If so you are ghey.

[swiggidy]

I bought an ice cube tray to make ice shot glasses today. I'm excited:


Will post pics after I've tried jello, gummy, etc.

Link:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/...n/986a/?cpg=ab

[will641]

I recently stopped drinking coffee and have switched to tea. I was afraid that i'd feel like less of a man because of it... and the truth is, I do... I feel like a huge pussy.

Are you drinking Lipton? If so you are ghey.

liptons is the folgers of tea.

[givememyleg]

shot glasses look sweet

[kingnat]

I recently stopped drinking coffee and have switched to tea. I was afraid that i'd feel like less of a man because of it... and the truth is, I do... I feel like a huge pussy.

Are you drinking Lipton? If so you are ghey.

I got this for standard daytime consumption:

and this for the evening


Although everytime i have a cup and say "Leman ZINGAH!!!"like i'm from Boston.

[flomo]

you betcha

[swiggidy]

Herbal teas taste like cat pee to me. As long as you enjoy it.

That brand for the white might just suck. Don't give up hope

If you want something darker go with an Irish Breakfast (or English, but I like the Irish more, usually a darker flavor). I would recommend Twinnings and Stash for brands.

Also, a lot of people like Chai. It's slightly cinnamoney, but very dark. Stash's is excellent, I just got burnt out on it.

If you're getting desperate get some loose and an infuser. It's like going from McDonald's coffee to freshly ground kona beans.

[donkbee]

the best tea ever is earl grey with lots of milk and vanilla syrup.

[Lukie]

the best tea ever is earl grey with lots of milk and vanilla syrup.

that's what she said!

so i try to eat a steak everyday, and for the most part, i've been broiling them lately. i set off my smoke alarm like 4 times a week probably.. and yet somehow i never see smoke.

well today i closed the oven door by mistake after i flipped the steak, and when it was done, smoke came billowing out, yet the smoke alarm didn't go off.

hyachachcah stupid pos

[BennyLaRue]

the best tea ever is earl grey with lots of milk and vanilla syrup.

that's what she said!

so i try to eat a steak everyday, and for the most part, i've been broiling them lately. i set off my smoke alarm like 4 times a week probably.. and yet somehow i never see smoke.

well today i closed the oven door by mistake after i flipped the steak, and when it was done, smoke came billowing out, yet the smoke alarm didn't go off.

hyachachcah stupid pos

Maybe not a pos. If it's an Ionisation smoke alarm instead of a Photoelectric one, it would be better at detecting fires with little smoke, while the photoelectric kind is better at detecting smoke.

Wow, I guess I paid attention when the fireman talked in high school.

[GatorJH]

the best tea ever is earl grey with lots of milk and vanilla syrup.

that's what she said!

so i try to eat a steak everyday, and for the most part, i've been broiling them lately. i set off my smoke alarm like 4 times a week probably.. and yet somehow i never see smoke.

well today i closed the oven door by mistake after i flipped the steak, and when it was done, smoke came billowing out, yet the smoke alarm didn't go off.

hyachachcah stupid pos

Maybe not a pos. If it's an Ionisation smoke alarm instead of a Photoelectric one, it would be better at detecting fires with little smoke, while the photoelectric kind is better at detecting smoke.

Wow, I guess I paid attention when the fireman talked in high school.

I think someone had a man crush on the fireman!!!!!

[BennyLaRue]

I think someone had a man crush on the fireman!!!!!

Hose inspection time got me.

But if this saves Lukie's life, it's all worth it.