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    happy new year everyone!
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    Has anyone seen euph? We've got this bet thing going now and nobody has heard from him for like 2-3 days.
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    sounds good for you
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    maybe he's grinding it out. Its Jan 1 GOGOGO!
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    I got top post again. I'm awesome.
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    I've been watching some Louis Theroux documentaries. I kinda like see now what racism is. Weird.
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    that r not a pedobeard r it?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU
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    for those that don't know, boost looks a lot like barack obama, only much sexier
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    with a beard and maybe a turban in the future.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    maybe an Amish style beard? I thought Osama Bin Laden has a mustache on his beard also.
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    in before "lol box of tissue!"
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    dude clean your room! Its against Allahs rules to have an unclean bedroom.
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    oh my
    Last edited by givememyleg; 02-19-2013 at 08:09 AM.
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    looks good man
    Last edited by givememyleg; 02-19-2013 at 08:10 AM.


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    p.s. I dont even smoke drugs, but the shirt is awesome.
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    lol@ alex the evil european that wasnt european.

    P.s. what ever happened with that investment thing trik?

    p.p.s and eric trying to get work out tips from triks roided out mentor, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    and stop saying my name... someone is def gonna google this and then the gig will be up.
    Way too late.
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  22. #472
    god... I already know this, stop rubbing it in...

    Ill never be president..
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  23. #473
    Beat:

    I was supposed to be keeping a weekly journal/log for my 6 month internship. Its part of a portfolio I have to hand in on monday. The journal is a big part of the portfolio and the portfolio is pretty much what Im graded on. Ofc I didnt keep a journal cuz that shit is lolgay,amirite? So now Im sitting here making "weekly" entries. Im on my 7th. I need 24. I hate real school work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    god... I already know this, stop rubbing it in...

    Ill never be president..
    Doesn't matter, you're black...
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    what does uNL mean?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    what does uNL mean?
    micro NL?
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    untimely nightmarish liason
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    untimely nightmarish liason
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    so what's the exact story behind that picture?

    I think I know it but refresh my memory.


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    I've been making spinach lately.

    I just buy a big package (like 8oz, including the package I assume), run the leaves under water, then put them in a pan over medium with a little olive oil, salt, pepper, and a squirt of lemon juice.

    Then they shrivel up into near-nothingness and I put them on my plate and eat them.

    It works but I feel like I'm doing something wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    I've been making spinach lately.

    I just buy a big package (like 8oz, including the package I assume), run the leaves under water, then put them in a pan over medium with a little olive oil, salt, pepper, and a squirt of lemon juice.

    Then they shrivel up into near-nothingness and I put them on my plate and eat them.

    It works but I feel like I'm doing something wrong.
    you could cream it, which is awesome, but youre a homo and probably scared of heavy cream. Also you could stem them as they (the stems) can be quite fibrous rendering them hard to digest. Otherwise, youre doing fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    I've been making spinach lately.

    I just buy a big package (like 8oz, including the package I assume), run the leaves under water, then put them in a pan over medium with a little olive oil, salt, pepper, and a squirt of lemon juice.

    Then they shrivel up into near-nothingness and I put them on my plate and eat them.

    It works but I feel like I'm doing something wrong.
    my wife adds a bulion cube and or sometimes fresh garlic.
    and its very tasty
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    raw spinach > cooked spinach. just make a salad with it.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    raw spinach > cooked spinach. just make a salad with it.
    Yea, anything with a tarragon in the dressing is good to go on spinach. Tomatoes and some mozzarella balls work too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    god... I already know this, stop rubbing it in...

    Ill never be president..
    You know you're black right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    god... I already know this, stop rubbing it in...

    Ill never be president..
    Doesn't matter, you're black...
    FCK YOU!
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    I coulda edited my joke, but it took me 30 seconds to realize I was beaten to the punch.

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    *half black

    oints out that the president elect shares his racial background:
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    oints out that the president elect shares his racial background:
    huh, wat?
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  41. #491
    THE PRESIDENT ELECT HAS THE SAME RACIAL BACKGROUND AS ME, DUMBASS
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    lololol <3 this country
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    yes


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    Wait, Boost is black?!?!?!?!
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    trivia:

    WWI ended on the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of the war.

    1111111111
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Wait, Boost is black?!?!?!?!
    half black... whatever that means
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Wait, Boost is black?!?!?!?!
    half black... whatever that means
    only the top half, i think
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder on the airrrrrrrrrrrrrrrplane.

    ?wut
  53. #503
    Half Black + Half White = Grey?
  54. #504
    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    Nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder on the airrrrrrrrrrrrrrrplane.
    Wow... I need to watch that again... love that quote...
  55. #505
    back to school today. So many amazingly hot girls, dressed in skimpy outfits, in the middle of the winter! I love college!
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    back to school today. So many amazingly hot girls, dressed in skimpy outfits, in the middle of the winter! I love college!
    This makes me sad. Maybe I should start taking a few classes?

    Anyway, after my workout today I got on the treadmill and walked for about 20 minutes. I didn't feel like I was doing anything or accomplishing anything whatsoever. Supporting my theory on this was the dozens of people in the same room slaving over the same pieces of cardio equipment, day-in and day-out, looking the same, day-in and day-out...

    Maybe I'll post results in a few months or something.
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    RUF-I-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



    Captain James Hook: Prepare to die, Peter Pan!
    Peter Banning: To die would be a grand adventure!
    Captain James Hook: Death is the only adventure you have left!


    Captain Hook: He'll crow. He'll fight. He'll fly. And then... he'll die.


    Captain Hook: Peter. I swear to you wherever you go, wherever you are, I vow there will always be daggers buried in notes signed James Hook. They will be flung into doors of your children's children's children, do you hear me?
    Peter Pan: What do you want, old man?
    Captain Hook: Just you.


    Captain James Hook: Hear me, men. For reasons of good form, I have decided that the so-called Pan will return in three days to commit the arbitrament of the sword. Smee, translate.
    Smee: In three days, we're gonna have a war! A battle between good and evil to the death!




    on AMC RIGHT NOW
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
  58. #508
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    day-in and day-out, looking the same, day-in and day-out...
    *sigh*.. you do realize that theres more to health than being "cut" right? Doing cardio is really good for your heart. Someone that lifts all day could actually be less healthy than a slightly pudgy person who focuses on cardio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    back ta skoo taday. So many amazingly bitches,
    dressed in ho'd out outfits to the mizzax, in da middle o' da winter! Werd!
    I loves da college! Jus' like Orenthawl James.
    fyp to better represent your blacker half.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    hahahah after only the first 3 words of the quote
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Wait, Boost is black?!?!?!?!
    half black... whatever that means
    only the top half, i think
    Beat, IMO

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    *sigh*.. you do realize that theres more to health than being "cut" right? Doing cardio is really good for your heart.
    I agree, wholeheartedly. However, if you think the vast majority of cardio machine warriors are doing it for any other reason than to get cut, you are insane.

    Someone that lifts all day could actually be less healthy than a slightly pudgy person who focuses on cardio.
    Ideally (from a health or physique perspective), one would do both.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    day-in and day-out, looking the same, day-in and day-out...
    *sigh*.. you do realize that theres more to health than being "cut" right? Doing cardio is really good for your heart. Someone that lifts all day could actually be less healthy than a slightly pudgy person who focuses on cardio.
    You could probably put the bolded person in the same category.. i.e. the gym warrior that is so grossly overtrained and really just looks worn down and never makes any progress. I'm not sure that's what you were trying to get at though.

    Spending all day in the gym != being hyoooge.
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    Hey guys I started this forum. http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/index.cgi

    So far public response has been great and I am meeting a lot of new people.

    You can join if you want and we can chat it up? please.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Hey guys I started this forum. http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/index.cgi

    So far public response has been great and I am meeting a lot of new people.

    You can join if you want and we can chat it up? please.
    Epic thread: http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/inde...num=1224209125
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    wat?
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    Yes Man and Soul Men are both excellent movies. Two thumbs up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Galapogos: its 4 days dude. Relax. It'll pass.
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    so I was browsing for phones. I currently have the Nokia 6300 and I love that phone, but I plan on giving it to my mom since her phone is kind of fucked up. I considered the Nokia N82, N85, N95, and the N96.

    And then a dark-horse underdog pulled in: the Samsung Innov8 a.k.a. i8510.

    We have a winner.


    Oh, and btw, fuck the iPhone and its lockaments and additional hassles. I'm not gonna pay for a phone and then have to jailbreak it etc.
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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  74. #524
    i had sausages for breakfast, sausages for lunch, and im about to have sausages for dinner.
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    This is going to get lost all cold and lonely down there, so here I cross post:

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    Also, dude, don't be a slave to the sausage.

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