Randomness thread, part two.

[BennyLaRue]

I don't get how it works. Do you like smack it against your wiener or something?

It's a toy. You play with it like you would GI Joe.

[BankItDrew]

30k yr old sex toy found

worlds oldest sex toy - around the world news - austrian times online news - english newspaper

when it was not being used as a sex aid - the prehistoric penis was used to light fires.

lololololol

[BennyLaRue]

Lima-time!

[lolzzz_321]

Lima-time!

cu in hell, bro

[BennyLaRue]

cu in hell, bro

He would have wanted it that way. I imagine his wake is full of drinking, salsa dancing and groping huge fake boobs.

[donkbee]

Do you guys find Dominos buffalo wings very spicy?

[BooG690]

Happy Birthday Jyms.

Is it bad that the first birthday song I think of is one we always play at my clown parties? Meh...either way, the chick is pretty hott that sings it. Mmmm...

YouTube - TING TINGS - Happy Birthday - Yo Gabba Gabba

[BennyLaRue]

Do you guys find Dominos buffalo wings very spicy?

Hells no. On the Salad King pepper scale, they're like a 3.

(I realize only Toronto ppl will get this but I don't really care. I think I'm amusing and that's really all that counts.)

[a500lbgorilla]

I once ate wings seasoned with pepper spray concentrate.

[bikes]

Channing frye!

[UG]

happy b-day, jyms. fwiw, I once thought the Ting Tings was a female asian duo. seeing them perform on SNL one night really rocked my world, I was dumbfounded.

and I can't be bothered with hot wings--probably something about too much work for not much payoff. plus, they're messy, which when coupled with the struggle to actually get enough meat to be satisfied, really makes it not worth it for me. before someone turns it into a gay thing and and says, "UG likes big pieces of meat in his mouth!," (I'm looking at your bigsuspenders), I'm that way with all food. you should see the bowls of cereal that I eat in the morning. big bowl, lots of cereal, lots of milk, and what my wife calls a "shovel" for a spoon.

I will say that Domino's has a muuuuuch better tasting pizza than before, although I haven't gone back since I had it a few months ago so I'm not really sure that's saying much.

[Lukie]

a little buzzed, please tell me if i'm completely out of line here

so i'm with a group of friends, we go to a few different bars, and the group dies down over the night

we're at the last bar, and my friends lee and jessica are kind of flirting and hitting on each other, etc.

i've been really generous all night, buying the entire group rounds, etc, it's been reciprocated back a little, whatever

eventually i get some food, buy more rounds, and go to the bathroom

now, the bathroom is pretty close to the bar area, and i hear lee and jessica talking in the background

they want to get drinks and put them on my tab.... errrrr

chelsea (the bartender tries explaining that i'm in the bathroom and they should wait until i'm back to order)

they insist that it's ok and i offered them these drinks (i didn't) and that i won't mind if it's on my tab (i wouldn't, except that i hear this all behind my back, and now i do)

i get very upset

am i in the wrong to bet upset, confront them about it, and call their BS excuse that they were 'just joking' out? or am i crazy

[UG]

not crazy

these are not people I'd hang around with again

[wufwugy]

it depends. could be a misunderstanding of sorts, or could be they're not that good of friends. normally i would say 'insta-defriend', but i've defriended so many of my 'friends' because they were idiots that i've become crotchety

re: hot wings. go to The Rock Wood Fired Pizza, order chipotle wings, profit. i, too, do not care for the hassle of wings, but those things are way too fucking good

[jyms]

Not people I would be calling friends for much longer. No way they were joking either. If he's hitting on her and they are flirting, they are too far removed from playing jokes with you and focused on each other.

[Warpe]

Fuck Shit Stack - Reggie Watts

[JKDS]

Fuck Shit Stack - Reggie Watts

All i can imagine when watching that is him with his head big going "this is sparta!" or making the face from the sparta dude.

[BooG690]

Defriend with the quickness Lukie. They're scum.

[Ash256]

Nah, you're damn right to be upset Lukie. Morally I can't see any difference between them adding drinks to your tab and them sneaking a twenty out of your jacket pocket.

[bikes]

I'd be pissed too.

[boost]

ya.. if you just overheard them being like "hey, lets get some drinks on eric's tab while hes in the bathroom, ha ha!" Then it could 100% be a joke... but you heard them trying to convince the bartender that you were ok with it. Imo, they clearly intended to go through with the plan. Fuck them.

p.s. why have we not played SCII together yet?

[spoonitnow]

[BooG690]

I feel bad for that mouse.

[bigred]

Silly mouse, you're not printer paper, what are you doing in that printer?

[donkbee]

re: hot wings. go to The Rock Wood Fired Pizza, order chipotle wings, profit. i, too, do not care for the hassle of wings, but those things are way too fucking good

Washington? I'm in effing Pennsylvania right now Someone tell me where to get good wings in PA

[BennyLaRue]

My printer squeaks. Now I have a good idea as to why.

This won't be pleasant.

[kiwiMark]

One time when I was little there was a spider on the ceiling about the computer, so I went to my room, grabbed my toy lightsaber (one of the ones that retracts all the way in, not the shit ones with flashing lights and noises, tyvm) to try and squash it, but I instead knocked it into our printer. So I opened up a text document, typed "goodbye mr spider" and hit print. When the paper came through the spider was nowhere to be seen, so I picked up the bit of paper to throw it away and got the dead flattened spider that was on the underside of the paper all over my hand I still feel kinda mean.

[BennyLaRue]

So I opened up a text document, typed "goodbye mr spider" and hit print.

Nice catchprhrase. You're Commando!

[Chelle]

One time when I was little there was a spider on the ceiling about the computer, so I went to my room, grabbed my toy lightsaber (one of the ones that retracts all the way in, not the shit ones with flashing lights and noises, tyvm) to try and squash it, but I instead knocked it into our printer. So I opened up a text document, typed "goodbye mr spider" and hit print. When the paper came through the spider was nowhere to be seen, so I picked up the bit of paper to throw it away and got the dead flattened spider that was on the underside of the paper all over my hand I still feel kinda mean.

I lol'd

[bigred]

epic printing win

[flomo]

Lukie

please finish the story, what happened when you got back to the bar?

[Lukie]

only for you flomo. i got pissed off, told the bartender to put it on their tab/tabs/whatever and walked home (~mile away)

on the way back a car full of 4 girls started slowing down because they knew me and were coming from another bar/looking for a place to party. so they offered me a ride home, i offered for them to come up for some shooters, hilarity ensues

[Chelle]

puking is soooo gay.

[bigred]

only for you flomo. i got pissed off, told the bartender to put it on their tab/tabs/whatever and walked home (~mile away)

on the way back a car full of 4 girls started slowing down because they knew me and were coming from another bar/looking for a place to party. so they offered me a ride home, i offered for them to come up for some shooters, hilarity ensues

hilarity ensues? so epic fail?

[wufwugy]

on the way back a car full of 4 girls started slowing down because they knew me and were coming from another bar/looking for a place to party. so they offered me a ride home, i offered for them to come up for some shooters, hilarity ensues

subtle humor genius imo

[Lukie]

hilarity ensues? so epic fail?

only the lukie of old could have messed that one up

[Lukie]

random great song: YouTube - Godsmack - Crying Like A Bitch(Lyrics)

[wufwugy]

godsmack is unbeatable

i stand alone best song ever. not hyperbole

YouTube - 300 Music Video: I Stand Alone remix

[BennyLaRue]

Pretty inspirational video right here.

I have something great to reveal!

[Ash256]

YouTube - Coldplay are shit

[Chelle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsuXbkrA_AQ

[jyms]

Why has this turned into the "what song are you listening to?" thread

On another note, I didn't want to buy my 3rd Mario brothers game in a year(Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Bros.) so I just soft modded my Wii. I went out to Walmart to buy a USB HDD and they have 640gigs for $50. Score! People were buying the game for more than that in the same line. I have Mario Galaxy 2 downloaded in .iso, let ya know how it goes.

[JL]

That game got a 10 out of 10!
Looking forward to playing it for sure.

[rong]

IS there anything worse than sitting on a public toilet seat (or work or whatever, but not your own) and finding that it's sticky?

[Ash256]

IS there anything worse than sitting on a public toilet seat (or work or whatever, but not your own) and finding that it's sticky?

wtf? you fail at life if you don't wipe before you sit

[rong]

Wiping removes moisture, stickiness can still survive. I don't carry wet wipes around with me.

[BooG690]

Why aren't you building a nest of toilet paper and sitting on that? Weirdo.

[Ash256]

^^ yah, if in doubt nest.

Otherwise you might end up like this guy

[Warpe]

Yeah, so...



RIP

[jyms]

At least you weren't driving the red one

[kiwiMark]

NSFW

Sasha

Select/highlight some of the text.

[wufwugy]

nothing a little armor all cant fix

[UG]

RIP Dennis Hopper, you were a BAMF

[bikes]

RIP Dennis Hopper, you were a BAMF

damn right.

[rong]

RIP Dennis Hopper, you were a BAMF

Hell yeah, what a legend!

Makes you feel kinda old when the cool actors you've grown up knowing start dying.

[kiwiMark]

In Cyprus I've come aqccross the no flushing bog roll rule, but I just figured wtf I'm not gonna have to unclog it.

IS there anything worse than sitting on a public toilet seat (or work or whatever, but not your own) and finding that it's sticky?

Toilet-karma pwnt.

[rong]

How the hell did you remember that?

[a500lbgorilla]

RIP Dennis Hopper, you were a BAMF

Fuck you, God! Why couldn't you take Gary Coleman instead?

[UG]

Fuck you, God! Why couldn't you take Gary Coleman instead?

I definitely lol'ed

[a500lbgorilla]

Drinking with the family is awesome. Especially because everyone is in bed by 11.

[Galapogos]

Fuck you, God! Why couldn't you take Gary Coleman instead?

Poor Gary Coleman, his life was cut too short.

[UG]

why the fuck can't wine taste like beer? of course I drank all of the alcohol (beer) in the house tonight while my wife works (yay me!), so I dipped into the wife's wine stash (she's got a baby on board, so I'm doing society a favor here by not wasting the alcohol she's not going to drink!, and, umm, not letting alcohol go to waste!)......anyway, wine sucks. Maybe ten or twenty years from now I will mature (or pretend to mature like I think a lot of people do) and think that wine is the shit, and be able to enjoy it for all it's glory.....but bleh.

Get's the job done though!

P.S. I once went to a wine tasting out in California. Like in wine country. Supposedly the shit is legit out there, but I don't know a good wine from anything, so whatever. Anyway, I go for this wine tasting thing thinking it will be a free-for-all-knock-down-drag-out-drunkfest, FREE WINE MOTHERFUCKERS!, but I was wrong. I got five tickets at the wine tasting, which meant five "splashes" of wine. Thanks, assholes. Not only am I not drunk, but I just drank a bunch of shitty tasting grape juice.


P.S. Actually, fuck that. I'm not going to "mature" or pretend to "mature," and like wine some day. Fuck that. I will keep drinking my beer for all of eternity. Unless someone can prove me wrong?

[kiwiMark]

Drink both, ezgame, and the splashes rather than getting you trolleyed are so you can drive after or someshit.

[bigred]

Fuck you, God! Why couldn't you take Gary Coleman instead?

I have some good news!

[BennyLaRue]

My wife can't say lightning. She pronounces it "lightling".

In related news, lightling hit my house yesterday...fried my modem. Couldn't have killed something less useful, huh, MotherFingNature?

[a500lbgorilla]

I didn't realize they made Real Dolls that could talk.

[bigred]

i didn't realize they made real dolls that could talk.

ma-ma!

[a500lbgorilla]

[kiwiMark]

can't...stop....watching

[UG]

many will disagree, but I think cats are awesome


P.S. Summer is here, bitches! Me wonders how the rest of the world copes with working all year round?

[wufwugy]

many will disagree, but I think cats are awesome


P.S. Summer is here, bitches! Me wonders how the rest of the world copes with working all year round?

If by 'many' you mean 'people who like being wrong' then you're right

Cats ARE awesome

[bigred]

I hated cats for years. Then along came a new breed, the lolcat, and I WANTZ ONE

[wufwugy]

^^ I found you a new cat

[BankItDrew]

did some research on the lol thread goatse hole

Top 10 Amazing Holes In The Earth - Top 10 Lists | Listverse

[UG]

wuf's new sig -- I'd hit it

some resemblance of my wife now that she's pregnant. at first it was like WOOOOOOOOT bigger boobies, now it's like DAMN! what happened to that sculpted ass of yours? and we're only at 12 weeks. not that I'm hitting it very often anyway.