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  1. #2026
    the size of the jar will not be revealed.
  2. #2027
    $83.24
  3. #2028
    damn I didn't see rilla's guess, that fucks mine over big time
  4. #2029
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    the size of the jar will not be revealed.
    $1, Bob.
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    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Speaking of the price is right:

    http://entertainment.todaysbigthing.com/2009/05/08

    And yes, that is my bid
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    d s m rollaaa, still say it the same every time
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  11. #2036
    i wasnt aware there was another way to say it
  12. #2037
    i jsut say rolla

    how's the little one yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    what is this and where do I get it
    Pennyroyal Tea lyrics

    I'm on my time with everyone
    I have very bad posture

    I sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
    Distill the life that's inside of me
    I sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
    I'm anemic royalty

    Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld
    So I can sigh eternally

    I'm so tired I can't sleep
    I'm a liar and a thief
    I sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
    I'm anemic royalty

    I'm on warm milk and laxatives
    Cherry flavored antacids

    I sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
    Distill the life that's inside of me
    I sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
    I'm anemic royalty
    Nirvana unplugged ftw
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    $102.68
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  16. #2041
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    i jsut say rolla

    how's the little one yo
    Shes doing really well. Shes two and a half and getting huuuge. Still killing the micro limits? haha
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    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Over $9000.
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    $0. Ballas dont need change!

    ?wut
  21. #2046
    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    $0. Ballas dont need change!
    does not describe me
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    In October 2007, artificial intelligence researcher David Levy predicted that by 2050, human-robot marriages and human-robot sex will become common.[3]
    sc: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2050
  23. #2048
    My girlfriend is graduating from Notre Dame this weekend. Heres to everyone thats batting way above average.

    /discreet brag
  24. #2049
    $64.06
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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  25. #2050
    Brag: Picked up a perfectly good 10-speed, 21" frame, everything in working order, at a yard sale around the corner for a grand total of $5 CDN (~$4 US). Gave her a liberal bath of WD-40 and she was good to go.

    Beat: I have a fucking hemorrhoid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Brag: Picked up a perfectly good 10-speed, 21" frame, everything in working order, at a yard sale around the corner for a grand total of $5 CDN (~$4 US). Gave her a liberal bath of WD-40 and she was good to go.

    Beat: I have a fucking hemorrhoid.
    So is this why we're not going out tonight? You can pitch.
    LOL OPERATIONS
  27. #2052
    Sarah Jessica Parker...hot or not?

    I'm having trouble deciding, happened to flip on "failure to launch" cuz I wanted to see Matthew Mcconaughey's abs but instead I see her looking yummy. Obviously the body is rockin but what about the face?? I'm having trouble deciding so FTR can make the decision for me.
  28. #2053
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Sarah Jessica Parker...hot or not?
    neigh.
  29. #2054
    poop no what the poop is wrong with you
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    She's a rich white mom, which adds atleast 10 hot points. Go ahead sir, fap away. OP approves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Sarah Jessica Parker...hot or not?

    I'm having trouble deciding, happened to flip on "failure to launch" cuz I wanted to see Matthew Mcconaughey's abs but instead I see her looking yummy. Obviously the body is rockin but what about the face?? I'm having trouble deciding so FTR can make the decision for me.
    She can go both ways. Still definitely doable on a bad day though due to the body.

    sil693's response was quality.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  33. #2058
    bitches who are supposed to take their medication shouldn't stop taking their medication. especially when their husband is in iraq eating camel shit sandwiches and mud pies.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  34. #2059
    camel shit sandwiches

    now that's culinary pimpin'



    p.s. Sarah Jessica Parker would be welcomed into my bedroom with open arms and a stiff wiener. Not saying she's all that and badass, but she's pretty hot.


  35. #2060
    yea but you're an old dude, I'm looking for the young mans vote
  36. #2061
    damn, I didn't know 29 was old. thought I had a few more months. 30 is going to be rough.

    beyond that, trust me, I still know what a young hottie is supposed to look like. high school teacher ftw!


    also, internet debates about this type of stuff crack me up. the majority of us are not hot and/or famous, yet people judge like this. funny stuff.


  37. #2062
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    yea but you're an old dude, I'm looking for the young mans vote
    Then I won't vote. But I'd knock the shit out of it.
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    i cant stand looking at her fucking horse face.

    id def hit it though
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  39. #2064
    imagine if John Elway and Sarah Jessica Parker had kids

    wow


  40. #2065
    $279.82 maybe? shit i forget
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    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  42. #2067
    $300 in change?? wow wtf
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Sarah Jessica Parker...hot or not?
    no, she looks like a galloping horse.
  44. #2069
    Naw, dude. I'd say it's more grazing horse.
  45. #2070
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    $300 in change?? wow wtf
    boc!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    $310
    so, what do i win?
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    "Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure" is fucking great yo
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    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
  48. #2073
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    $300 in change?? wow wtf
    boc!!
    did you actually roll all that change? did it take you 8 hours?
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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  49. #2074
    banks have this crazy machine that counts it for you, maybe not in canada though.
  50. #2075
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    banks have this crazy machine that counts it for you, maybe not in canada though.
    lol Canada


  51. #2076
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  52. #2077
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    banks have this crazy machine that counts it for you, maybe not in canada though.
    I honestly did not know this, lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    me either, i usually throw away random denominations of change lower than a quarter. maybe i'll start keeping them now and dump them on my bank when i get enough.
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    What is more awesome, the music or the video?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp9Gm-aRe5A

    I vote music.
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    I need something else to do with my time besides poker. I feel like I'm quickly killing all my desire to play ever cause all I do is like poker, occassionally (rarely) and play xbox (rarely).

    Suggestions for cool hobbies?

    ?wut
  57. #2082
    you can always make soap.


    or get a girlfriend, which will allow you to have sex... with her


    oooor get a pet!
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  58. #2083
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle


    oooor get a pet!
    .. and peanut butter, which will allow you to...
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  59. #2084
    ew
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
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    FUCK NOn Bob Barker Rules


    SJP is not that great for celebrity
    heather graham is hot
  61. #2086
    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    I need something else to do with my time besides poker. I feel like I'm quickly killing all my desire to play ever cause all I do is like poker, occassionally (rarely) and play xbox (rarely).

    Suggestions for cool hobbies?
    get good then get rich?

    getting good is the easy part. the hard part is grinding
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    I need something else to do with my time besides poker. I feel like I'm quickly killing all my desire to play ever cause all I do is like poker, occassionally (rarely) and play xbox (rarely).

    Suggestions for cool hobbies?
    get a motorcycle licence, bikes are so sexy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    I need something else to do with my time besides poker. I feel like I'm quickly killing all my desire to play ever cause all I do is like poker, occassionally (rarely) and play xbox (rarely).

    Suggestions for cool hobbies?
    Workout
    Guitar
    learn a different poker game
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    WTF is up with Trip changing his name???
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsmrolla06
    My girlfriend is graduating from Notre Dame this weekend. Heres to everyone thats batting way above average.

    /discreet brag
    no pics = no brag
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    #3: You are a product tester and frequently bring your work home. Yesterday, while dressed in a flame resistant suit (up to 3,000 degrees) and carrying the latest model fire extinguisher, you discover your neighbor's house is on fire. As the flames quickly spread, you stand and watch your neighbor's new baby burn to death. Which of the following best describes your behavior?

    1. All-powerful
    2. All-knowing
    3. All-loving
    4. Mysterious
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    You should have seen the blackness of that kids soul. im suprised we even managed to kill that hellspawn with fire, honestly.
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    Music appeals to our brains because both sides work together while listening. The logical side likes the math of it while the abstract side likes the creative order of the "math". All in all music is just creative math much like the math in poker imo. Both logical and abstract simultaneously. So thinking that, wouldn't there be a relation between the type of music that appeals to you the most to the area of math that you excel in the best? (i.e. geometry, algebra, calc) And if there is a relation, would there not also be a relation of the music that appeals to you the most/ the area of math you excel in to the style of playing poker that is most profitable to you? (i.e. lagg, tagg, spewtard) But how would go about proving such a thing?

    Maybe I should just stop smoking and watching American Idol.


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  72. #2097
    Quote Originally Posted by lockpull
    Maybe I should just stop smoking and watching American Idol.
    From this statement, I think we can safely assume that you are in fact smoking pole.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    Quote Originally Posted by lockpull
    Maybe I should just stop smoking and watching American Idol.
    From this statement, I think we can safely assume that you are in fact smoking pole.
    lol....Can't even hate on this. I will just go sit in my burned corner with the dead baby.


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    Quality work kingnat.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.

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