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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i'm drinking cider because a very large man brought a 6 pack of woodchuck cider over and traded a few delicious beers of mine for his cider without my consent while i wasn't there. i mean what kind of man buys cider? let along a 6'5" 250lb man?
    good cider is awesome. Its just not common in the US, but that doesnt make it girly. Smirnoff ice is girly. Mikes hard lemonade is girly. A cosmo is girly.. But hard cider is decidedly not girly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i'm drinking cider because a very large man brought a 6 pack of woodchuck cider over and traded a few delicious beers of mine for his cider without my consent while i wasn't there. i mean what kind of man buys cider? let along a 6'5" 250lb man?
    good cider is awesome. Its just not common in the US, but that doesnt make it girly. Smirnoff ice is girly. Mikes hard lemonade is girly. A cosmo is girly.. But hard cider is decidedly not girly.
    its called woodchuck cider or something like that. it was okay, but i still would've preferred my 2 optimator's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    After 4 years I'm finally about to crack the 2k posts mark. I thought I'd have a lot more posts by now since it feels like I'm on here a lot. Weird.
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    I have 640$ in my wallet that was the last of my poker monies. Im gonna leave it in there until tomorrow when I go to the bank. It makes me feel better about life.
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    my friend bought a 6 of Woodchuck last night.

    I really like it have had it a few times in the past.

    I mean it is not beer but it is a good change up once in awhile.
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Snakebites aren't bad...Cider and Bass I believe.
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    Why does Rick Campanelli sound like Hermey the Dentist Elf from Rudolph now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Snakebites aren't bad...Cider and Bass I believe.
    oh hell yah, i went through a phase of drinking these all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Why does Rick Campanelli sound like Hermey the Dentist Elf from Rudolph now?
    He was only cool as The Temp imo/


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    I find it awesome when people spell their own names incorrectly on FTP or Stars. So many great misspellings that I cant recall that are definitely not done purposely. I should add them here when I see them again. I fail.

    Edit: saw a good one today. "Barcardi" lol.
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    You guys should try Strong Bow hard cider if you can find it anywhere. Great stuff in my opinion. I think its actually the #1 selling hard cider in europe but its generally hard to find in the US. They usually come in big cans that are dark yellow and black.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
    You guys should try Strong Bow hard cider if you can find it anywhere. Great stuff in my opinion. I think its actually the #1 selling hard cider in europe but its generally hard to find in the US. They usually come in big cans that are dark yellow and black.
    Almost positive I have seen it before.
    Usually see cider in bottles not cans.
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
    You guys should try Strong Bow hard cider if you can find it anywhere. Great stuff in my opinion. I think its actually the #1 selling hard cider in europe but its generally hard to find in the US. They usually come in big cans that are dark yellow and black.
    lol though I actually don't mind strongbow, alot of people i know really don't like as it's effectively cheap mass made cider thats pumped full of crap and sugar, theres a running joke that only chavs and tramps drink it. Your alot better going for a cider like magners which is far tastier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ATOTHEC101
    Quote Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
    You guys should try Strong Bow hard cider if you can find it anywhere. Great stuff in my opinion. I think its actually the #1 selling hard cider in europe but its generally hard to find in the US. They usually come in big cans that are dark yellow and black.
    lol though I actually don't mind strongbow, alot of people i know really don't like as it's effectively cheap mass made cider thats pumped full of crap and sugar, theres a running joke that only chavs and tramps drink it. Your alot better going for a cider like magners which is far tastier.
    hm.... Ill have to see if I can find it, thanks for the recommendation. The closest place they sell strong bow is 2.5 hours away from me in Indianapolis so the great majority of my friends have never had it. I haven't met anyone that didn't like it yet though. Though it definitely is mass made.
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    Yeah I personally quite like it, another cider too look out for is bulmers, though I'm not sure whether you can get either that or magners in the U.S.
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    Anyone else notice the huge surge of legalization articles on digg, etc?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Anyone else notice the huge surge of legalization articles on digg, etc?
    It pisses me off that onion articles make it into the top 10.
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    But the onion is funny and amuses me. You, sir, piss me off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    But the onion is funny and amuses me. You, sir, piss me off.
    Your face pisses me off.
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    Fast & Furious
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    wait, wat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Fast & Furious
    Release Date:

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    wait, wat?
    I think it actually looks pretty good. Its a sequel to the very 1st one. I know a lot of people think the movies are stupid but I liked the 1st one quite a bit.
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    Does anyone watch a show called Dexter that is on showtime. It's about a blood splatter analyst that works in a police station who is addicted to murdering bad people. One of my current favorites though I haven't watched any of the 3rd season yet.
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    Fast and Furious Trilogy:

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    #4 ? (but since Han is in it, it may be like awesome to the core just by his performance alone, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-7RLLsVtuM)
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
    Does anyone watch a show called Dexter that is on showtime. It's about a blood splatter analyst that works in a police station who is addicted to murdering bad people. One of my current favorites though I haven't watched any of the 3rd season yet.
    I haven't seen more than 4 episodes, but I love what I saw. How do you like JJ Abrams' shows? Lost is his most popular one to date. He's got a new one called Fringe that's really addicting. He's so creative.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xpaand
    Quote Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
    Does anyone watch a show called Dexter that is on showtime. It's about a blood splatter analyst that works in a police station who is addicted to murdering bad people. One of my current favorites though I haven't watched any of the 3rd season yet.
    I haven't seen more than 4 episodes, but I love what I saw. How do you like JJ Abrams' shows? Lost is his most popular one to date. He's got a new one called Fringe that's really addicting. He's so creative.
    My girlfriend has been telling me I would really like fringe but I havent seen any yet. And lost I have seen every episode except the last maybe 4 and love it. Though this season I've been having a harder time sticking with. I like 24 a lot too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
    Quote Originally Posted by xpaand
    Quote Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
    Does anyone watch a show called Dexter that is on showtime. It's about a blood splatter analyst that works in a police station who is addicted to murdering bad people. One of my current favorites though I haven't watched any of the 3rd season yet.
    I haven't seen more than 4 episodes, but I love what I saw. How do you like JJ Abrams' shows? Lost is his most popular one to date. He's got a new one called Fringe that's really addicting. He's so creative.
    My girlfriend has been telling me I would really like fringe but I havent seen any yet. And lost I have seen every episode except the last maybe 4 and love it. Though this season I've been having a harder time sticking with. I like 24 a lot too.
    I'm in the process of re-watching all the Lost episodes with a friend who hasn't seen any. It's amazing how much depth that show has. Even though I've already seen seasons 1 - 4, when I'm re-watching them, it feels like I'm watching some of the episodes for the first time. I can't wait till she's done season 4, so I can start watching season 5 with her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
    Does anyone watch a show called Dexter that is on showtime. It's about a blood splatter analyst that works in a police station who is addicted to murdering bad people. One of my current favorites though I haven't watched any of the 3rd season yet.
    Probably my favorite show

    But I think: Season 1 > Season 2 = Season 3
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
    Does anyone watch a show called Dexter that is on showtime. It's about a blood splatter analyst that works in a police station who is addicted to murdering bad people. One of my current favorites though I haven't watched any of the 3rd season yet.
    the 3rd season sucks up until the last 3 or 4. 1st is pretty good and the 2nd kicks ass.
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    damn only season 3 on indemand. Worth a watch?
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    never start a drama mid-series
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    fck that, I love watching movies from the midpoint on and trying to figure out the foreward.
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    Hm thats disappointing hearing the 3rd season isn't great. Hopefully they can turn it around in a 4th because I'd hate to see a show I love so much lose its awesomeness.
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    I guess this random thread is turning into the random TV show thread. Anyways, any of you watch Entourage?
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    Yup, my favorite show.

    Ari Gold is my favorite current character, right up there with Charlie from 2.5 men.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xpaand
    I guess this random thread is turning into the random TV show thread. Anyways, any of you watch Entourage?
    went through all 5 seasons last month......now i have nothing to watc....ait a minute, the new season of high stakes poker is on. and by on i mean pwn

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    Yeah definitely my favorite show. I can't wait till the next season comes out. I thought it was pretty funny when Vince was gambling when he was broke. He obviously didn't go on FTR. Classic BR management error... tsktsk.
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    Entourage is the shnizzle!!!!!
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    ari gold is definitely the most awesome TV character ever created.
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    he's one of em

    and brother justin, and lucius vorenus, and omar...
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    he's one of em

    and brother justin, and lucius vorenus, and omar...
    no season 3 of rome makes baby jesus sad

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    Quote Originally Posted by frosst
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    he's one of em

    and brother justin, and lucius vorenus, and omar...
    no season 3 of rome makes baby jesus sad
    par for the course with hbo. they put out so much excellent stuff that gains little attention because its all just too involved or deep.

    as sad as it was to cancel rome prematurely, it's not as sad as them canceling carnivale prematurely. that show was truly amazing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
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    Amen.
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    So, yes, my refinement continues.

    I just boiled an egg, and cooked my own dinner. I also had wine, some yellow tail cabernet merlot of '07 (cheap wine, but you gotta start somewhere). I learned how to open the bottle, and also bought a proper wine opener. I just got a subscription to Men's Health and GQ. I started wearing more Long Sleeve shirts and polo shirts instead of jerseys and throwbacks. I also started using pants more instead of jeans.
    I'm buying a tennis racquet, and will start having tennis lessons soon. Also notice I wrote "tennis racquet" rather than "tennis racket".
    I have dabbled in refreshing courses of French, and also started to look for info on various wine types.


    I feel that I've made some progress towards the refineing I am aspiring to, so I felt like sharing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    I also had wine, some yellow tail cabernet merlot of '07 (cheap wine, but you gotta start somewhere).
    great starting place
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    this does not make sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    So, yes, my refinement continues.

    I just boiled an egg, and cooked my own dinner. I also had wine, some yellow tail cabernet merlot of '07 (cheap wine, but you gotta start somewhere). I learned how to open the bottle, and also bought a proper wine opener. I just got a subscription to Men's Health and GQ. I started wearing more Long Sleeve shirts and polo shirts instead of jerseys and throwbacks. I also started using pants more instead of jeans.
    I'm buying a tennis racquet, and will start having tennis lessons soon. Also notice I wrote "tennis racquet" rather than "tennis racket".
    I have dabbled in refreshing courses of French, and also started to look for info on various wine types.


    I feel that I've made some progress towards the refineing I am aspiring to, so I felt like sharing.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAMfCG6nn1w
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    I played like one $5 tournament last month, it always makes me laugh to get my rakeback payment on Full Tilt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    So, yes, my refinement continues.

    I just boiled an egg, and cooked my own dinner. I also had wine, some yellow tail cabernet merlot of '07 (cheap wine, but you gotta start somewhere). I learned how to open the bottle, and also bought a proper wine opener. I just got a subscription to Men's Health and GQ. I started wearing more Long Sleeve shirts and polo shirts instead of jerseys and throwbacks. I also started using pants more instead of jeans.
    I'm buying a tennis racquet, and will start having tennis lessons soon. Also notice I wrote "tennis racquet" rather than "tennis racket".
    I have dabbled in refreshing courses of French, and also started to look for info on various wine types.


    I feel that I've made some progress towards the refineing I am aspiring to, so I felt like sharing.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAMfCG6nn1w
    http://www.noob.us/humor/family-guy-british-porn/
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    i'm too lazy to type it all out again, so I just copied and pasted this conversation I had with a friend, edited to make it readable

    [6:04:45 PM] J. Sawyer: today i made a difference in someone's life
    [6:05:05 PM] J. Sawyer: i went to pick up my first withdrawal of poker monies in months
    [6:05:07 PM] J. Sawyer: $500
    [6:05:20 PM] J. Sawyer: anyway, outside of the bank, a man was standing
    [6:05:35 PM] J. Sawyer: he asked me if i was from the island, and if he could use my phone to dial aruba
    [6:05:58 PM] J. Sawyer: turn out he's trinidadian, and he was left stranded here because upon leaving trinidad he forgot to change money
    [6:06:08 PM] J. Sawyer: so he only had TT$, and no one accepts that here
    and couldn't pay for airpott departure fee
    [6:06:30 PM] J. Sawyer: embarking fee(?)?
    [6:06:32 PM] J. Sawyer: anyway
    [6:06:39 PM] J. Sawyer: i went inside to pick up my monies
    [6:07:03 PM] J. Sawyer: and I gave him $30 for his embarking fee plus NAF 20 so he could eat something (about $40 total)
    [6:07:06 PM] J. Sawyer: it was raining too
    [6:07:21 PM] J. Sawyer: and i allowed him to use my phone to dial
    after that i realized that he may not have gotten the money he requested his peers in aruba to send him money in time for the flight
    [6:07:57 PM] J. Sawyer: which is why i helped
    [6:08:10 PM] J. Sawyer: and i do not expect anything back for it
    [6:08:14 PM] J. Sawyer: just happy to help
    [6:08:27 PM] J. Sawyer: my poker monies
    [6:08:33 PM] J. Sawyer: won from a totally negative sum game
    [6:08:42 PM] J. Sawyer: put to good use imo, for the truly needy
    [6:09:26 PM] J. Sawyer: oh yeah, the bank was the airpot branch obv
    [6:10:00 PM] J. Sawyer: he was speechless
    [6:10:08 PM] J. Sawyer: he was standing there all morning
    [6:10:13 PM] J. Sawyer: had nothing to eat
    [6:10:25 PM] J. Sawyer: and it was raining
    [6:10:50 PM] J. Sawyer: just hope that someday if I am in the same situation someone helps me
    [6:10:59 PM] J. Sawyer:
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Your friend is rather quiet.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    nah I edited his responses out, for readability.
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    your friend is an indecipherable typist?
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    I didn't think comments during the story would add to the story. I may be wrong, but, whatever.
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    i'm too lazy to type it all out again, so I just copied and pasted this conversation I had with a friend, edited to make it readable

    [6:04:45 PM] J. Sawyer: today i made a difference in someone's life
    [6:05:05 PM] J. Sawyer: i went to pick up my first withdrawal of poker monies in months
    [6:05:07 PM] J. Sawyer: $500
    [6:05:20 PM] J. Sawyer: anyway, outside of the bank, a man was standing
    [6:05:35 PM] HugeGunz55: omg no wai
    [6:05:35 PM] J. Sawyer: he asked me if i was from the island, and if he could use my phone to dial aruba
    [6:05:58 PM] J. Sawyer: turn out he's trinidadian, and he was left stranded here because upon leaving trinidad he forgot to change money
    [6:06:08 PM] J. Sawyer: so he only had TT$, and no one accepts that here
    and couldn't pay for airpott departure fee
    [6:06:30 PM] J. Sawyer: embarking fee(?)?
    [6:06:30 PM] HugeGunz55: i was liek woah
    [6:06:32 PM] J. Sawyer: anyway
    [6:06:39 PM] J. Sawyer: i went inside to pick up my monies
    [6:07:03 PM] J. Sawyer: and I gave him $30 for his embarking fee plus NAF 20 so he could eat something (about $40 total)
    [6:07:06 PM] J. Sawyer: it was raining too
    [6:07:21 PM] J. Sawyer: and i allowed him to use my phone to dial
    after that i realized that he may not have gotten the money he requested his peers in aruba to send him money in time for the flight
    [6:07:57 PM] J. Sawyer: which is why i helped
    [6:07:57 PM] HugeGunz55: r u srs
    [6:08:10 PM] J. Sawyer: and i do not expect anything back for it
    [6:08:14 PM] J. Sawyer: just happy to help
    [6:08:27 PM] J. Sawyer: my poker monies
    [6:08:33 PM] J. Sawyer: won from a totally negative sum game
    [6:08:42 PM] J. Sawyer: put to good use imo, for the truly needy
    [6:08:42 PM] HugeGunz55: wat
    [6:09:26 PM] J. Sawyer: oh yeah, the bank was the airpot branch obv
    [6:10:00 PM] J. Sawyer: he was speechless
    [6:10:08 PM] J. Sawyer: he was standing there all morning
    [6:10:13 PM] J. Sawyer: had nothing to eat
    [6:10:25 PM] J. Sawyer: and it was raining
    [6:10:50 PM] J. Sawyer: just hope that someday if I am in the same situation someone helps me
    [6:10:50 PM] HugeGunz55: yo we shud totaly hook up sumtiem
    [6:10:59 PM] J. Sawyer:
    is this better?
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    hahahaha, probably yeah
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    dark night imo
    Not a sequel
    wait what?
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    omg i'm jack sawyer's friend!!!!
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    jack can i borrow $50?
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    jack can i have $50?
    fyp
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    dark night imo
    Not a sequel
    wait what?
    OMG noob
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    impossibe! my epenis stretches from here til tomorrow! I'm nevar wr0ng!
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    impossibe! my epenis stretches from here til tomorrow! I'm nevar wr0ng!
    Tim Tebow challenges you HU4ROLLZ
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    It's on like Donkey Kong

    It ain't batman 6, if that's your angle. It's batman begins 2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    It ain't batman 6, if that's your angle. It's batman begins 2.
    Oh, I get it. That quote is pretty old though.

    Plus I'm pretty sure I was drunk when I made my OP.
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