Oh yeah, there was something I forgot to mention.
Yesterday, after mulling over how to play this and interpret that for the umpteenth time, I just got sick of it all. Went on tilt or something. Fuck poker! So I went to 50NL and played total maniac style. Blew my whole BR in about 40 minutes.
So, I guess despite my best efforts, I was just too feeble-minded and simply not cut out to play poker afterall.
The end, I guess.