Official Noob HU Tournament #2 Thread!

[bigspenda73]

got him to spew but I couldn't hold

[bigspenda73]

I luckbox my way to a 2-1 victory

gg cow def. played well I just happened to have it in a few big pots

[bigspenda73]

shiit spenda talking sick strat and my boi actin' da fool

soooo boring 1-tabling I had to do something

[lockpull]

I just went through the thread; was the top four payout structure the winner. It looked like an answer was coming then just kind of died. (although I have a feeling it won't matter much to me......)

do top 4 plx

[Micro2Macro]

K, Dranger and I discussed it and came up with this:
(We apologize for not posting this information out before we posted the brackets, we orginally had a 6-man payout planned but there were too many objections since it became confusing)

1/2/3/4

$160/$80/$40/$40

We think it's pretty fair, if there's any objections...you can organize the next tournament.

[dranger7070]

Yea this is pretty fair. I don't think anyone wants to play for that long, get 3/4 and only get like $20. This way its fair for everyone.

[bigspenda73]

thanks for putting this together guys!

[mrhappy333]

Best tournament Ive ever been in!

[Micro2Macro]

Best tournament Ive ever been in!

did uwin ur match?

[mrhappy333]

Mrhappy wins.
How did we end up in the same bracket again Micro?

[Micro2Macro]

Mrhappy wins.
How did we end up in the same bracket again Micro?

Heh, a match with some history...which I can't really remember in the first place.

I fixed the bracket. I've been railing you on stars for the past week datamining you. I'm at the point where I can almost negotiate with your soul.

[bigspenda73]

Should someone start pm'ing people who haven't played rd. 1 matches yet?

isn't the deadline tomorrow?

[Micro2Macro]

Should someone start pm'ing people who haven't played rd. 1 matches yet?

isn't the deadline tomorrow?

That would be a good idea. I think dranger suggested matches to be played by tomorrow night, perhaps monday at the VERY latest.

So does this mean you're volunteering to do this

[kmind]

I luckboxed a 2-0 win vs. pig_vomit.

I win 2-1 vs. Jack Sawyer

[Muzzard]

Transferring the money to sil693, $360.

32x10 + 2x20 bounties.

[sil693]

Hello sil693,

We have transferred $360.00 to your account as requested by 'Poker_Muzz'.


Good luck to you both.

Regards,

PokerStars Cashier

[kmind]

Am I the only one without a second round match setup?

[oskar]

Have you pm'ed XTR and rilla?


And why am I still the only one in round 3? - hurry up people! Just bet until they fold. EZ game.

[bigspenda73]

sounds like they forfeit if they're not done by tonight, so either pm them or take your bye to the 3rd round.

[settecba]

did you get my PM asdpikas??? Im waiting for an answer so we can play our matches......

[gametight]

Pm sent to stax

[Carroters]

Yo iopq, when we gonna do this? I'm free a lot of the time just now so give me a time/day that suits you and I should be able to keep it free.

[Stacks]

Gametight outplayed me. I out-coolered him. Stax advances in 2. GG gametight.

[mrhappy333]

Mrhappy333 vs Microtomacro tonite 9pm EST

[flomo]

Am I the only one without a second round match setup?

2nd round BYE?????

[Micro2Macro]

Micro vs Happy, only an hour away!

[Micro2Macro]

Luckboxed another one.

GG Mr Happy

[Stacks]

We iz luckboxes 2gether!!

[Micro2Macro]

We iz luckboxes 2gether!!

stax your from the south right -

wanna go to the fair together ?

[Stacks]

Sorry... But I have an obligation to the circus. So many family members counting on me to keep the attendance up.

[Micro2Macro]

Sorry... But I have an obligation to the circus. So many family members counting on me to keep the attendance up.

[XTR1000]

rilla and myself playing 3 est today, winner is gonna play kmizzles i guess

[Carroters]

Micro, please stop winning every fucking match, k thx.

[Stacks]

Sorry Carroters, I taught him well.

[kmind]

rilla and myself playing 3 est today, winner is gonna play kmizzles i guess

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Stacks]

rilla and myself playing 3 est today, winner is gonna play kmizzles i guess

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, stax let me borrow his luckbox!!!

[Micro2Macro]

Sorry Carroters, I taught him well.

so true, but let's keep the thing about the luckbox on the d-low though k?

EDIT: o shit my secret is out

[Keith]

Sorry Carroters, I taught him well.

so true, but let's keep the thing about the luckbox on the d-low though k?

EDIT: o shit my secret is out

That you're stacks' grandad/uncle/cousin/brother ?.

[XTR1000]

wheres the 500lbchicken?

[Stacks]

Sorry Carroters, I taught him well.

so true, but let's keep the thing about the luckbox on the d-low though k?

EDIT: o shit my secret is out

That you're stacks' grandad/uncle/cousin/brother ?.

I lol'd.

[lockpull]

connectthesuits ruined me 2-1.

GG

[oskar]

connectthesuits ruined me 2-1.

GG

dun cryz

I wills revenges u.!!one!

connecthesuitors, check pm.

[settecba]

asdpikas vs settecba tomorrow 9 AM ET

[lockpull]

connectthesuits ruined me 2-1.

GG

dun cryz

I wills revenges u.!!one!

connecthesuitors, check pm.

Oskar = knight in shinig armor

[oskar]

more like the black knight.

Connectedsuitors won 2:0 in about 5 min.
I don't think I won a single hand.

[bigspenda73]

I can only hope that he has to wait 20+ days for his next match b/c it's riduclous that ppl are playing a round (or even two) ahead in a bracket-style tournament.

[connectthesuitors]

early bath for oskar, I had a blitz of hands and spewed at the right times lol. gg man..... looks like I'll have at least a few days more in the tourney going by the look of the bracketements.....

[connectthesuitors]

I can only hope that he has to wait 20+ days for his next match b/c it's riduclous that ppl are playing a round (or even two) ahead in a bracket-style tournament.

The question was posed earlier in this thread whether we could go ahead with future rounds if we knew who we were playing and there was no objection at the time. Is it not best that we get the matches done while we can to avoid any possible delay in the future for any reason? Besides, what difference does it make to you??

[lockpull]

more like the black knight.

Connectedsuitors won 2:0 in about 5 min.
I don't think I won a single hand.

"Your bloody arms off"

And congrats to connect for making it to top 4.

I can only hope that he has to wait 20+ days for his next match b/c it's riduclous that ppl are playing a round (or even two) ahead in a bracket-style tournament.

oh he will
I still haven't played round 2

[connectthesuitors]

more like the black knight.

Connectedsuitors won 2:0 in about 5 min.
I don't think I won a single hand.

"Your bloody arms off"

And congrats to connect for making it to top 4.

Thanks man us true noobs have to stick together lol

[XTR1000]

my first match still didnt happen. rilla seems to have technical issues.

[oskar]

I can only hope that he has to wait 20+ days for his next match b/c it's riduclous that ppl are playing a round (or even two) ahead in a bracket-style tournament.

And it matters why exactly? What are we supposed to wait for?

[asdpikas]

asdpikas vs settecba tomorrow 9 AM ET

but... u said 1400 GMT+1
that's 8 AM ET!!!!

RIGGED! I want a BYE!

I'll wait settecba, but i gotta go to my wing tsun training at 17:30 (11:30 ET), so let's 2table, ok?

[connectthesuitors]

asdpikas vs settecba tomorrow 9 AM ET

but... u said 1400 GMT+1
that's 8 AM ET!!!!

RIGGED! I want a BYE!

I'll wait settecba, but i gotta go to my wing tsun training at 17:30 (11:30 ET), so let's 2table, ok?

Im on the rail... Take a look at this hand!

SB=settecba
Btn=asdpikas

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (2 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($389)
Button ($411)

Preflop:
SB bets $6, Button calls $4

Flop: ($12) 8, 7, 9 (2 players)
Button checks, SB bets $8, Button raises to $26, SB raises to $85, Button raises to $405 (All-In), SB calls $298 (All-In)

Turn: ($778) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($778) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $778 | Rake: $0

Results:
Button had 9, 10 (straight, Jack high).
SB had 10, J (straight, Jack high).
Outcome: Button won $389, SB won $389

[connectthesuitors]

1-0 settecba after a good call with an overpair vs top pair on a very wet board

[asdpikas]

settecba wins
settecba anihilated da limit donk
settecba will own your asses!

[settecba]

hey there lockpull...didnt know you were railing, that hand you posted sucked for me. Luckily I won.

so...settecba 2-0 vs asdpikas

gg

[asdpikas]

vamos vamos Argentina!
vamos vamos a ganar!
esta barra kilombera...
no te deja no te deja de alentar!

[settecba]

vamos vamos Argentina!
vamos vamos a ganar!
esta barra kilombera...
no te deja no te deja de alentar!

^^^^^^^^
+1 asdpikas por la buena onda

^^^^^^^^
+1 asdpikas for being cool

(sounds kinda gay in english, its not in spanish)

[lockpull]

hey there lockpull...didnt know you were railing, that hand you posted sucked for me. Luckily I won.

so...settecba 2-0 vs asdpikas

gg

This was not I but some stocious (thank you wilkipedia) Scottsman that was railing you.

[connectthesuitors]

hey there lockpull...didnt know you were railing, that hand you posted sucked for me. Luckily I won.

so...settecba 2-0 vs asdpikas

gg

This was not I but some stocious (thank you wilkipedia) Scottsman that was railing you.

Just for the record I was only mildly drunk and it's 'Scotsman' :P

[lockpull]

hey there lockpull...didnt know you were railing, that hand you posted sucked for me. Luckily I won.

so...settecba 2-0 vs asdpikas

gg

This was not I but some stocious (thank you wilkipedia) Scottsman that was railing you.

Just for the record I was only mildly drunk and it's 'Scotsman' :P

Blah blah blah, when you are typing at work you don't have time for grammer or spell check.....

[settecba]

lol....my bad

[Carroters]

When is the time limit for the 2nd round. My computer at homes totally fucked for some reason, iopq. Going to the g/f parents on sunday so should be able to play either sunday or monday evening using her laptop.

It should be fixed by tues or weds so will be able to play/post regularly again after that.

[GatorJH]

<------wishes he would have gotten in on this.

[XTR1000]

<------wishes he would have gotten in on this.

take rillas seat

[Micro2Macro]

yeah wtf is going on with that match?

[kmind]

<------wishes he would have gotten in on this.

take rillas seat

Might have to agree though I can understand why he couldn't play at least yesterday (he goes to Va Tech right?), but he's had time. I'm lonely too.

[Stacks]

Paging Rilla!!!! Get your busto ass in gear and play your damn match!!! Did you think this was a freeroll or something?

[bigspenda73]

sorry but that's a forfeit, it's like 3-4 days past the deadline, as long as one player can show they've made an effort then they move on.

[kfaess]

rilla posted yesterday and day before in randomness thread. Maybe he doesn't check his PM's and forgot about this??

I think Gator should take his spot, but I'm also already busto so I guess my opinion doesn't matter as much.

[dranger7070]

It wouldn't be a bad idea if Gator takes his spot. Someone PM him, and let him know if he doesn't at least frickin POST in here by the end of today, Gator is taking it.