***OFFICIAL EXCUSES THREAD***

[spoonitnow]

Everyone can post their excuses here.

[BooG690]

I found a ton of good ones here:

http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...op-182282.html

[CBAT]

I don't like money.

[Imthenewfish]

my wrist cramps up

[JKDS]

I like not making money too much

[daven]

top 9 at 9.

1 - i often play too many tables
2 - i don't study enough
3 - i play when i know i'm prone to tilting, rather than study or go do something cool and unrelated to poker
4 - i forget that calling is dumb
5 - i make decisions too quickly
6 - i'm results orientated
7 - i play too long when i shouldn't, closely related to trying to 'bring sessions back into the black'
8 - i'm too much of a brm nit
9 - i withdraw too often

[Penneywize]

I'm too busy reading the commune

[Carroters]

I haz mac.

[BooG690]

Poker is rigged.

[jyms]

Poker is rigged.

.

[Imthenewfish]

too much homework, wimenz, etc

[supa]

I'm just a shitty 5nl player and I suck.

[!Luck]

Poker is easy until I start making money, then identify myself as a poker player in my mind's eye and then i can't take the pressure and tilt. Rinse repeat, rinse repeat......

[celtic123]

I don't put people on ranges until Iv'e been stacked.

[Icanhastreebet]

i'm too high etc. who am I

[HarleyGuy13]

i'm too high etc. who am I

DRANGER?

[dranger7070]

DRANGER?

My excuse has never been I was too high.

[kmind]

anything out of my mouth

[dranger7070]

Oh, perfect.

[Penneywize]

i just hit puberty etc. who am I

[surviva316]

i'm too good to post in this thread 'cause i'm already at 400nl in my second year of poker. who am i?

[Sasquach991]

I don't have time to review HHs.
I know I shouldn't call but I'll just do it this one time cause he could be bluffing.
The more tables I play, the better I play.
I'm only playing too many tables to clear my bonus.

And my all time favorite that I use..

Villian's always at the top of his range.

[kfaess]

variance; I'm running so much below EV

[philly and the phanatics]

but i dont wanna

[bhaley66]

my kids take too much time/attention... for reals tho lol

[Gobbatino]

I'm lazy.

[PlayToWin]

I forget that folding makes me money.

[rong]

I dind't know she was dating kmind

[tiltisthename]

Whenever I have the best hand I'm often sucked out on.

[kmind]

[Hoopy]

I autopilot way too much.

[tyrn]

I don't mind paying to see cards.

[Penneywize]

I don't get no respect.

[celtic123]

He's French.

[OngBonga]

Implied odds.

He's French.

Haha!

[kiwiMark]

I withdraw too much

[pcgnome]

Poker is to be considered a form of gambling only when you are the loser.

[Hawk]

The past: I already know about putting people on ranges, so I don't have to do it anymore.

The next couple years: OMG CIV5!!!!

[BooG690]

Psht...what morans itt. Dranger being high doesn't stop him from playing poker.

[Carroters]

Psht...what morans itt. Dranger being high doesn't stop him calling 3 bets with Q7s, floating J9x flops, shoving on T turns and sucking out on rivars.

FYP

[dranger7070]

I agree with both posts.

Edit: And I love that Carroters the exact runout of the board lol