regs and fish both do weird stuff.
We could simply celebrate everyone at the micros

nit-reg who puts me on a 1 combo AK range
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($25.61)
BB ($34.64)
UTG ($38.79)
Hero (UTG+1) ($55.16)
MP1 ($31.92)
MP2 ($24.65)
MP3 ($24.65)
CO ($25)
Button ($13.80)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A, A
UTG bets $1, Hero raises to $4, 7 folds, UTG calls $3

Flop: ($8.35) 3, 7, 5 (2 players)
UTG bets $2, Hero raises to $9, UTG calls $7

Turn: ($26.35) J (2 players)
UTG bets $5, Hero raises to $42.16 (All-In), UTG calls $20.79 (All-In)

River: ($77.93) A (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $77.93 | Rake: $3

Results:
UTG had 9, 9 (one pair, nines).
Hero had A, A (three of a kind, Aces).
Outcome: Hero won $74.93

3bt gives me c-raise action- fold equity in da house
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (7 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($17.08)
MP1 ($26.81)
Hero (MP2) ($28.13)
CO ($15.15)
Button ($30.84)
SB ($26.65)
BB ($16.70)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 10, 10
2 folds, Hero bets $0.85, CO calls $0.85, 2 folds, BB calls $0.60

Flop: ($2.65) 10, 5, 6 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.80, 1 fold, BB calls $1.80

Turn: ($6.25) 3 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4, BB calls $4

River: ($14.25) 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB raises to $10.05 (All-In), Hero calls $0.05

Total pot: $34.35 | Rake: $1.71

Results:
BB had 7, 8 (one pair, eights).
Hero had 10, 10 (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: Hero won $32.64

some nit who had lost the plot and was tilt-shoving a lot
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($29.30)
SB ($25)
BB ($25.90)
UTG ($27.10)
UTG+1 ($45.16)
MP1 ($36.10)
MP2 ($16.84)
MP3 ($23.90)
Hero (CO) ($37.99)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K, A
UTG bets $27.10 (All-In), 4 folds, Hero raises to $37.99 (All-In), 3 folds

Flop: ($54.55) J, 10, A (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($54.55) Q (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($54.55) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $54.55 | Rake: $2.72

Results:
UTG had Q, 8 (one pair, Queens).
Hero had K, A (straight, Ace high).
Outcome: Hero won $51.83

some nit who always beats 22 here
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP1 ($28.54)
MP2 ($48.40)
MP3 ($13.59)
CO ($54.12)
Hero (Button) ($25)
SB ($18.70)
BB ($14.27)
UTG ($23)
UTG+1 ($50.61)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, Q
5 folds, CO bets $0.85, Hero calls $0.85, SB calls $0.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.80) 2, J, 10 (3 players)
SB checks, CO bets $1.40, Hero raises to $3.40, 1 fold, CO calls $2

Turn: ($9.60) 9 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $3.40, CO calls $3.40

River: ($16.40) 5 (2 players)
CO bets $46.47 (All-In), Hero calls $17.35 (All-In)

Total pot: $51.10 | Rake: $2.55

Results:
Hero had K, Q (straight, King high).
CO had J, J (three of a kind, Jacks).
Outcome: Hero won $48.55