I'm an idiot (BC low-content thread)

[testidoors]

hi,
i am new member

[StarGrinder]

Post of the day imo.

[JR9477]

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hi,
i am new member

Looking at your other post on this forum i noticed an interesting subject line (as well as the same exact post)

[jyms]

Yea I changed this one. The other one was even a more idiotic statement. No links either, not sure what was lost in translation.

[spoonitnow]

I've decided to make this the BC's low-content thread. Feel free to post low-content materials in this low-content thread.

[Imthenewfish]

fishing is like poker. they call it a sport, but really its tricking and killing.

[Penneywize]

I couldn't think of anything low-content to post, so I figured I'd just chop up one of my high-content posts and see what happens.

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This is all well and good. How does this compare to the proportion of our villain's range that may fold to a c-bet, and how often are we actually folding worse?

A: 99(3), 44(3), 33(3) = 9 combos
B: JJ(3), TT(6), A9(9), K9s(3), Q9s(3), J9s(3), T9s(3), 98s(3), 65s(4) = 37 combos
C: 88-55(24), 22(6); A4s(2), A3s(2), A5s(3), A

[OngBonga]

Today I flopped the nuts, and guess what? By the river, it wasn't the nuts anymore.

Still won the pot though.

[kiwiMark]

my flatmate feels kinda sick now, but that's okay

[Carroters]

It was a real battle for me to get out of bed this morning, I did it though.

[TheLongGrind]

i once crapped my pants after having a chili dog, but i am over it now

[OngBonga]

Trying to have a crap in a portaloo at the Oktoberfest in Munich is an experience, especially on a four-day diet of beer and meat.

[HarleyGuy13]

Gonna miss that boy!

[Sasquach991]

Today I flopped the nuts, and guess what? It hurt like hell.
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fyp

[rong]

Magic mushrooms + taking a shit in a dodgy unknown public toilet + stranger banging on door = very negative experience

Edit: Stanger was banging on door from outside you sick fucks!

[philly and the phanatics]

Magic mushrooms + taking a shit in a dodgy unknown public toilet + stranger banging on door = very negative experience

Edit: Stanger was banging on door from outside you sick fucks!

hahahah omg i would be freaking out for sure

[lukem1990uk]

Magic mushrooms + taking a shit in a dodgy unknown public toilet + stranger banging on door = very negative experience

Edit: Stanger was banging on door from outside you sick fucks!

ROFL

[rong]

hahahah omg i would be freaking out for sure

In Amsterdam no less

[daven]

today i bluffed the river with ace high in a 3b pot, then i won at showdown. I don't understand.

[OngBonga]

I once 3bet bluffed pre with 72o, fired the flop, fired the turn, lost my bottle on the river, check check, 7 high wins showdown. He had 65s and had an open ender, which naturally I was holding blockers for. I wonder if I laughed as loud as he swore.

Another time I won four hands in a row with 72... first two hands they won at showdown, second two I raised pre and took down the blinds, showing my hand of course.

Another time, I found 50p in the street and gave it to charity.

And today I had cottage pie for dinner.

[daven]

I once 3bet bluffed pre with 72o,

nh sir

[OngBonga]

I've never 3bet bluffed with AA though.

[Imthenewfish]

I have.

[Sasquach991]

Magic mushrooms + taking a shit in a dodgy unknown public toilet + stranger banging on door = very negative experience

Edit: Stanger was banging on door from outside you sick fucks!

True Story:
I was at Walmart a few years ago taking a dump and was reading the walls. One said "For BJ, meet me here Friday at noon. I'll knock".

It was Friday and I looked at my watch and it was noon. There was a tap at the door.

Your reaction is which of the folowing:

[!Luck]

Pics or gtfo?