Uhhh.. Not sure how to explain it, but trust me they are. AA, QQ, KK are the top 3 hands in terms of profit respectively. I have won $900+ with AA having it 383 times. $586 with QQ over 404 times and $535 with KK over 386 times. So whatever they do, it's right. Fwiw, AKo, JJ, and AKs are my next 3.