I found this passage from FTR's user reviews of Commerce Casino. It definitely captures the spirit of the place:
"“Fish farm” by ChezJ, 19 Sep 2005

"Atmosphere: 3/5 Wait: 4/5 Variety: 5/5 Fish: 5/5

"I expected the competition to possess some level of skill at the $4/$8 limit HE tables, since the casino offers three levels of lower stakes. Shockingly, the players were as bad as anything you would find at a PLAY CHIP table online. Raising the BB with 96s. Cold calling 3 bets. Bluffing on the river into 5 people. All you have to do is fold once in a while and you will have a huge edge over these dummies. Bet for value ONLY"