against such a drooler i'm just betting pot with my "value" range on this flop and turn because lolbetsizingbalance vs this guy, and he doesn't care what we have, he's looking at his two cards only - especially if he has a draw, he wants to make his hand and probably isn't capable of thinking about how much he needs to extract in order to break even etc etc. i think our turn bet eliminates all AK high so this seems really weighted towards flushes. even if he was bad enough to get there with like 99,TT, i doubt he leads those hands on the river. we need something like 26-27% equity here. he has so few hands that he could be bluffing with here, and based on our read regarding how he plays top pair/overpair hands, it seems unlikely that he got there with anything like AJ or QQ+ and decided to try to value bet a worse hand. i fold.